Arsefield's Hall of Shame

[Electricity]

You really really struggle with basic comprehension, Jambo. I think everything just has to be parsed according to your dumb collection of memes and slogans. If it doesn't fit, you feed it in anyway. Regardless, what comes out the other end is simply illustration that simplistic AI is about as useful as a bacon sandwich at a bar mitzvah.

 

[Electricity]

Baha!

A 'white supremacist' just commented in the thread -


Post in thread 'Trump's policy of zero tolerance for antisemitism.' https://politics.ie/threads/trumps-policy-of-zero-tolerance-for-antisemitism.290727/post-14110452

 

[Mowl]

You really really struggle with basic comprehension, Jambo. I think everything just has to be parsed according to your dumb collection of memes and slogans. If it doesn't fit, you feed it in anyway. Regardless, what comes out the other end is simply illustration that simplistic AI is about as useful as a bacon sandwich at a bar mitzvah.

He's on a roll today, our jambo.

See?

Baha!

And see??

A 'white supremacist' just commented in the thread.

And see-see???

Next thing is the bowl/wall interface of Jambo and his spaghetti-bollock tantrums.

 

[Electricity]

Hahaha (taking screenshots in case kosher Gaychat deletes the posts)..


Post in thread 'Trump's policy of zero tolerance for antisemitism.' https://politics.ie/threads/trumps-policy-of-zero-tolerance-for-antisemitism.290727/post-14110559

 

[Mowl]

Hahaha (taking screenshots in case kosher Gaychat deletes the posts)

What a sad bastard you are, Jimmy D.

Have you no shame, or did that go down with your Ma after she slashed her wrists at the sight of you?

Baha all you like - you're still an idiot.

 

[Electricity]

'billy be like:

 

[Mowl]

'billy be like:

Jambo'll be like:

 

[Mowl]

Haha! The fucking state of you, Mark!

You wouldn't know which end of a gun to point or which end to suck.

You have all the talent of a screeching sea gull on O'Connell Street with mangled talons and a severe dose of nits.

By the way, when approximately from now forward are you supposed to be dead?

Any plans to fulfill a bucket list?

And I'm not talking about a bucket of Val's slurry either.

What's on yours?

I mean, just the top three for example?

 

[Electricity]

Mods vs Roc_ers

Post in thread 'Dublin Anti-Mass Migration protest, 13 July 2024' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.co...igration-protest-13-july-2024.944/post-106400

lol

Possibly we will have your buddies, the halfwit fascist populists in power, and a country perhaps along the lines of Russia - totalitarian, authoritarian, organised along nationalistic ethnic lines, upholding the idea of the all powerful nation state.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to - civic 'nationalism', 'multiculturalism', 'liberal democracy'..

What a fucking dope

 

[roc_abilly]

Sounds like Jambo "does not compute" again, there's been yet another "race condition" and deadlock in the Cpu that some cosmic joker seems to have substituted for Jambo's brain. Fuck's sake someone change his programme before we all die of boredom.

 

[Electricity]

Sounds like Jambo "does not compute" again, there's been yet another "race condition" and deadlock in the Cpu that some cosmic joker seems to have substituted for Jambo's brain. Fuck's sake someone change his programme before we all die of boredom.

Another retarded, content free post from you..

 

[Mowl]

Another retarded, content free post from you..

And that's of any better quality?

Quit your greetin', you sad bastard.

 

[Mowl]

These two ancient fucking aul-fellas desperately trying to appear young and vital makes Mowl laugh.

Goddamn, but are there any lengths these mongs won't go to get their fifteen minutes?

Val's teeth, Roundy's big mad roundy head atop his roundy little chassis?

No wonder Ireland's fucked - if these two are the best y'all can come up with.

 

[Mowl]

Wrong on all counts, Mister Swordizip. I consider what I do as being a public service, a lone voice on the Irish intersnots who'll refuse at any stage to quit lampooning the mongs and minions who look to yaps like you for political/spiritual advice. You're a fucking freak: a late-stage useless Irish aul fella reminiscing on your youth and previous vitality, both of which have by now utterly failed you. I don't even need to lampoon you any more - I simply tell people that they're idiots to believe you're a girl. But they still trust in you, or so it appears, and so you keep toying with them.

If you really wanted to do some good for Ireland and her people, then a precipitous death by rope or gun would suffice.

But remember: I'll keep on doing what I do for one simple reason - it amuses me.

Greatly, in fact. The daily grind you and your suckers endure is abysmally puerile. Doesn't it ever bore you reading Clarke/Connolly or Saul trying to act all hard and ready for the fight? You have an Aul Fella too, as well as a roundy and deluded little man over in Boston who makes statements like:

'Two of our men have been taken, send in the troops clowns'.

It's pitiful to see how low you're willing to go to try to get one over on any of your perceived foes, and we all know perfectly well that without your mod hammer you're nothing but a spineless rat tied into a wheelchair and kept up on the top floor - for everyone's safety. So hang in there. It won't be long before I have your name, address, work and social welfare history, sexual history (that won't take too long) and current viral diseases. You seem to think that you're above reproach, but let me tell you: you've made lots and lots of enemies over the years, and while most of them are now either in hospital, retirement homes, prison, or elsewhere, a number of them are still around and they hate you even more than I do (I don't actually hate you, I find you amusing - though likely not in the manner you might hope) who are chipping away at the coalface gathering intel on you. For me. And you know what that means, right?

You think Roundy had it tough?

He was just a warm-up act, a support show for the main gig.

You think I'm bitter? Haha! Now, there's a funny joke even Val would get. See, I live in the heart of the capital of the world's happiest country. I relish my freedom up here, I'm very happy in my work, I have a beautiful and secured home, I'm surrounded by a quality of life normally reserved for Ireland's upper classes. I pay my taxes without a flinch, because I see exactly where it all goes: into making my already enhanced quality of life even better than it already is. I truly do pity Irish people these days. You sad bastards don't even seem to realize the goldfish bowl you live in, with me outside laughing in at you.

For all your yap over the years, for all the names and all the lies about being a female - what have you actually achieved?

Can you tell me even one viable thing that's come of all the hours and days and weeks and months and years and decades you've put in?

For no money, eighteen to twenty hours a day? For losers like Declan or Tadhg? Add up the hours of a week of your online idiocy? Add up the weeks, then the months, then all of it. What have you got? A massive gaping hole where your blackened soul used to be. That's all you are really are, right? A loser who thinks a ban-hammer is a god-given tool of the just and righteous. It ain't, you old fool. It's stolen a huge chunk of your existence and dumped it into the trash. You'll never get those hours and days and weeks back. If anything, the more you lose the more you'll continue to use by slapping your hammer harder today than last week. And what good was it then - or right now? See? That's called losing. That's a clear sign of your own bitterness at not having a life, and worse again: hating me for having one that just keeps on getting better and better each passing day.

Take a look in the mirror, Swordid - those wrinkles aren't going away, not any more than the glint in your scuttery-eye will ever go away.

The thing is that I know you know I'm right, that I outsmarted you all. That I got out and did so in style. You all want to try it out for yourselves but you haven't a fucking clue where to begin. Let me fill you in: for the likes of you - there's no start point. There's only an ominous cloud of a slow but inevitable death to look forward to now. You're alone. You have no-one. I often wonder if it's because you're a alone that you offer yourself for twenty-one hours a day to a job that doesn't pay.

I'm still dancing, still laughing - miles above the bedlam and insanity you call life in Urrland.

So keep me in mind - I'm on your horizon and getting closer and closer every passing day.

Sticking you like I did Roundy will bring an even sweeter reward.

Seeya.

 

[Electricity]

And that's of any better quality?

Quit your greetin', you sad bastard.

Yet another highlighting of your mental retardation. The post being replied to had content, the replying post had none

 

[Mowl]

When real culchies meet and fall in love, the first thing you get is an answer to why Val's so fucking twitchy he needs regular clatters.



'Yeah - one-two, culchies here before you - that's what I said now.
Culchies, culchies who adore you, just go ahead now.
One has slurry in his pockets, ain't in his head now,
This one says he wants to buy you sprockets, just go ahead now..'

Spin Doctors: 'Two Culchies'

Yet another highlighting of your mental retardation. The post being replied to had content, the replying post had none

Quiet you.

The adults are speaking - go fill your own baby bottle.

 

[Electricity]

Yet another highlighting of your mental retardation. The post being replied to had content, the replying post had none

And I must learn to never assume that I know fully just how stupid Mowl is.. it's actually a step by step process in which you continually learn. In fact, this latest stupidity goes some way to explain their recent goose and gander nonsense

 

[Mowl]

And I must learn

Yes, you must.

never assume I know

I don't.

Neither does anyone else - not after watching your pathetic rants at sites who don't even know you exist, you dumb spaghetti-headed twong.

Mowl is..

On your mind?
Clattering you all over the shop?
Prettier than Goldilocks?
Smarter than you?
Beautiful?
Funny?
?

it's actually a step by step process in which you continually learn

Try putting some dummy wheels on your little tricycle, Jimmy.

The view gets better the higher you go.

In fact, this latest stupidity

Demeans you?
Is beneath you?
Adorable?
Sweet?
?

explains their recent goose

I only ever goosed Americans - the Germans don't even know what it means.

and gander

I had a wee gander at your efforts from yesterday.

Your standards tend to slip when you're angry.

Ever considered getting therapy?

No?

Ahh..

nonsense

Aww, Diddums - you need your bottle?

I'll just go and warm up some sugary milk for you.

Poor wee baby.

 

[Electricity]

And I must learn to never assume that I know fully just how stupid Mowl is.. it's actually a step by step process in which you continually learn. In fact, this latest stupidity goes some way to explain their recent goose and gander nonsense

And I am of course the innocent party in all of this. Take this recent example (post #712) -

Post in thread 'Arsefield's Hall of Shame' https://islepoli.com/threads/arsefields-hall-of-shame.83/post-8852

There I was, innocently, assuming that nobody could not understand what I was saying, yet neither of them (Moron #1 and Moron #2) did. Mowl still doesn't

 

[Mowl]

And I am of course

An idiot?
Gay?
Lost?
(D) ?

the innocent party in all of this Take this

recent exam

Did that bad doctor stick that tube too far up your arse again, Jimmy?

I told you not to go to those backstreet abortionists - you're better off going to hospital, even if it is a bit more expensive.

ple

'I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want a tickle
Cause I'd rather ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want to die
I just want to ride on my motorcy..

..cle'

(post #712) -

You appear somewhat confused, Jimmy?

There I was

In the nip?
Having a wank?
Visiting your Ma's grave?
Stealing flowers from nearby graves?
Digging yourself a big hole?

innocently, assuming

Guilty on both counts.

that nobody could not understand what I was saying

That's because nobody cares enough to try - not even me.

And I'm your best shot at gaining notoriety.

Be careful how you play your hand, Jimmy.

(Moron #1 and Moron #2)

Is that your new A Team numbering system?

Seems legit alright.

did

Done.

. Mowl

Is your crush on me making you you feel sad again, Shay?

still doesn't

Ahh, give it a little time.

You have plenty of that, jaze only knows.