Electricity
Member
Yet another highlighting of your mental retardation. The post being replied to had content, the replying post had noneAnd that'sof any better quality?
Quit your greetin', you sad bastard.
Arsefield's Hall of Shame
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Mowl
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When real culchies meet and fall in love, the first thing you get is an answer to why Val's so fucking twitchy he needs regular clatters.
'Yeah - one-two, culchies here before you - that's what I said now.
Culchies, culchies who adore you, just go ahead now.
One has slurry in his pockets, ain't in his head now,
This one says he wants to buy you sprockets, just go ahead now..'
Spin Doctors: 'Two Culchies'
Quiet you.
The adults are speaking - go fill your own baby bottle.
Electricity
Member
And I must learn to never assume that I know fully just how stupid Mowl is.. it's actually a step by step process in which you continually learn. In fact, this latest stupidity goes some way to explain their recent goose and gander nonsense
Mowl
Member
Yes, you must.
I don't.
Neither does anyone else - not after watching your pathetic rants at sites who don't even know you exist, you dumb spaghetti-headed twong.
On your mind?
Clattering you all over the shop?
Prettier than Goldilocks?
Smarter than you?
Beautiful?
Funny?
?
Try putting some dummy wheels on your little tricycle, Jimmy.
The view gets better the higher you go.
Demeans you?
Is beneath you?
Adorable?
Sweet?
?
I only ever goosed Americans - the Germans don't even know what it means.
I had a wee gander at your efforts from yesterday.
Your standards tend to slip when you're angry.
Ever considered getting therapy?
No?
Ahh..
Aww, Diddums - you need your bottle?
I'll just go and warm up some sugary milk for you.
Poor wee baby.
Electricity
Member
And I am of course the innocent party in all of this. Take this recent example (post #712) -
Post in thread 'Arsefield's Hall of Shame' https://islepoli.com/threads/arsefields-hall-of-shame.83/post-8852
There I was, innocently, assuming that nobody could not understand what I was saying, yet neither of them (Moron #1 and Moron #2) did. Mowl still doesn't
Mowl
Member
An idiot?
Gay?
Lost?
(D) ?
Did that bad doctor stick that tube too far up your arse again, Jimmy?
I told you not to go to those backstreet abortionists - you're better off going to hospital, even if it is a bit more expensive.
'I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want a tickle
Cause I'd rather ride on my motorcycle
And I don't want to die
I just want to ride on my motorcy..
..cle'
You appear somewhat confused, Jimmy?
In the nip?
Having a wank?
Visiting your Ma's grave?
Stealing flowers from nearby graves?
Digging yourself a big hole?
Guilty on both counts.
That's because nobody cares enough to try - not even me.
And I'm your best shot at gaining notoriety.
Be careful how you play your hand, Jimmy.
Is that your new A Team numbering system?
Seems legit alright.
Done.
Is your crush on me making you you feel sad again, Shay?
Ahh, give it a little time.
You have plenty of that, jaze only knows.
Electricity
Member
Was it unclear (from my post) to anyone (besides Moron #1 & Moron #2) that what was identifiable was the spelling of a word, specifically its capitalisation?
roc_abilly
Member
Ah, more gas.
Val, blithely cheerful as a lobotomised baboon in heat.
Dan looking like he's possessed with the inner struggles of a Sith.
"... They hoped to fill me with fear. But fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate…leads to power..." - Darth Vader.
I think you could make a series out of this - "When men of the bog go bad".
Or, "Where men of the bog go to die" (Boston, America).
Dan's so miserable, grey and hollowed out. That's probably what his distorted "nationalism" and angry websites are all about.
It strikes me that perhaps all a bogger like Dan really wants and needs is muck and bog and cow shit and an outdoor latrine, and a bargain basement chinese lathe that he can possibly chop his stumpy fingers off with after the day's work is done. Like his friend Val.
And no amount of brand new gas guzzlers, or mortgaging his house to buy the most expensive smart phone on the market, or ingratiating himself with wealthy people who had the misfortune to find themselves in his fatman taxi, can ever fill that hole.
So wouldn't a kind of fly on the wall documentary be good? Where you have Val lead Dan back to the hallowed sources of true happiness for a "man of the bog"?
The entertainment would be in watching the puncturing of Dan's consumerist delusions, and his return to his true calling as a gap toothed mulchie covered head to toe in cow dung wearing an insane grin, and chuckling to himself like Quasimodo.
That would be like a happy ending, of a sort anyway.
Mowl
Member
Yes/No?
Indifferent?
Yes, and?
Was (Not-Was)?
It's spelled: a word
Got it?
Grand.
Full stop specifically?
That's it?
The capitalization of Finland is Helsinki.
While the capitalization of Ireland is Brussels.
Sleep on it.
You can thank me later.
Electricity
Member
Now, I'm reluctant to say it, but the penny may have dropped forWas it unclear (from my post) to anyone (besides Moron #1 & Moron #2) that what was identifiable was the spelling of a word, specifically its capitalisation?
roc_abilly and in which case what did he do? Say - "Oh yeah, I see what you're saying now."Nope, he followed it up (doubled down) with this fucking garbage -
Post in thread 'Arsefield's Hall of Shame' https://islepoli.com/threads/arsefields-hall-of-shame.83/post-8859
Mowl
Member
Now, I'm reluctant to say it, but the penny may have dropped for
Nope, he followed it up (doubled down) with this fucking garbage -
Post in thread 'Arsefield's Hall of Shame' https://islepoli.com/threads/arsefields-hall-of-shame.83/post-8859
You're like some prat who walks into a bar room full of people, orders a Babycham and then stands over in the far corner talking to the wall.
roc_abilly
Member
Exactly it.
Electricity
Member
This is based on the fact that I giveNow, I'm reluctant to say it, but the penny may have dropped for
roc_abilly an IQ point or two over Mowl (and Mowl is 'billy's patsy after all) although both of them are retarded. There's probably no need to split hairs
roc_abilly
Member
Someone stick a new ROM pack in Jambo. Send him back to the factory. Double the gigabytes, see if that renders him capable of more nuance and set of responses.
Electricity
Member
I think you should go back to Arsefield's and try to persuade the white people there to not be nationalist (you're literally the embodiment of Jewthink)
Electricity
Member
For their "own good" of course..
That dumb, slimey talking point (one of about ten) of yours
Mowl
Member
jambo's even more fun when he's under pressure and backed into the wall.
From his heydays of the classic
retort through to his latest antic of pretending to be a little girl having her period, the craic never ends.
Any man who would resort to using as frequently as he did has no right to complain when the tables are upturned and the spaghetti sent flying.
Did you miss the good ol' days of all day every day very much, Jimmy?
From his heydays of the classic
retort through to his latest antic of pretending to be a little girl having her period, the craic never ends.Any man who would resort to using
as frequently as he did has no right to complain when the tables are upturned and the spaghetti sent flying.Did you miss the good ol' days of
all day every day very much, Jimmy?
The most ironic thing concerning the NP and Arsefielders is that even if the majority of Irish people suddenly agreed with them tomorrow - said Irish people would still vote for Fianna Fail irregardless.
"Shure my grandad voted FF and they get the potholes in the parish fixed".
"Shure my grandad voted FF and they get the potholes in the parish fixed".
Mowl
Member
The NP's main function in the modern Ireland of today is 100% pure comic relief.
Something to point at and laugh at.
Barrett makes it too easy though.
A good dose of Philip Dwyer in there would make the soup even saltier.
Electricity
Member
Obviously there's a few examples of this from 'billy's recent foray on Arsefield's, here's one -
Post in thread 'Mass Migration to Ireland & Europe' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/mass-migration-to-ireland-europe.252/post-106412
"As I have sometimes tried to explain to you chaps, you are your own worst enemies."