Electricity
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(Not-even-a) Midwit Sargon (you don't know who he is, I know) typifies tldr and his "path to enlightenment". tldr is one of biggest gobshites on Arsefield's and that's saying something
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Mowl
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But not barred, eh?
Electricity
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What difference does it make? 
The only person who's going to be barred on Arsefield's is Declan and the rest of the Arsefielders - by me
I will give him (Declan) a final chance to avoid that course of action by barring the Australian mong, Fishalt
The only person who's going to be barred on Arsefield's is Declan and the rest of the Arsefielders - by me
I will give him (Declan) a final chance to avoid that course of action by barring the Australian mong, Fishalt
Mowl
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To me?
Fuck all, none, niente.
Yeah, okay.
Next?
Hah hah! What a dope.
I'm sure he cares.
What are you going to do?
Fly over to Boston for a 'straightener' ?
Electricity
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I'm not going to partake on a site that has a retarded, spamming toddler running around with a banhammer
Ultimately, by the way, Fishalt is just another one of my bunny boilers, a la Doggy
Ultimately, by the way, Fishalt is just another one of my bunny boilers, a la Doggy
Mowl
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Because they booted you out, innit.
Your sense of self importance is massively over-rated.
Electricity
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Is it my imagination or has your (anti-social) spam been getting worse lately the
Mowl?
I know you've been pulling a few all-nighters recently.. which to you is to try to stay up (after a long day's drinking and drugging) and still post compos mentis until about 8-9pm (your time)
But you really shouldn't do that, it's only wearing you out and remember why you usn't do it in the first place
Mowl?I know you've been pulling a few all-nighters recently.. which to you is to try to stay up (after a long day's drinking and drugging) and still post compos mentis until about 8-9pm (your time)
But you really shouldn't do that, it's only wearing you out and remember why you usn't do it in the first place
Mowl
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Is it my imagination or has your (anti-social) spam been getting worse lately the
Nah, that's just your jealousy - the bugged-out green-eyed monster that has you permanently caught in my slipstream.
Yeah - last weekend was a banger.
I noticed that you stayed home posting on Friday and Saturday nights into the wee hours.
It must suck having no pals or anywhere to go?
Just you and your porn list, a few angry posts onto the gay bar site, some self-congratulation over here, and then another little wank before beddy-byes.
Err, what?
You're on the Dutch Gold already, aren't you?
When did your dole cheque arrive?
Electricity
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The only eh, discipline you have is not to (incessantly) post after about 5-6pm (your time) is the realisation that you're smashed
No one else in the history of Irish political fora does that - you're obviously drinkin n druggin all day
No one else in the history of Irish political fora does that - you're obviously drinkin n druggin all day
Electricity
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1800 hours (Finnish)
Mowl's finished
16 hour sleep and he'll be back tomorrow (with the same shite)
QED
Mowl's finished
16 hour sleep and he'll be back tomorrow (with the same shite)
QED
Mowl
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They don't sell Dutch Gold in Finland, Jambo.
The Irish government are happy enough that you're a fan of the Dutch method.
Yeah - what are on just now?
Pills?
Powders?
Weed?
Your monthly pain killers for the cramps?
1600 GMT
Obviously not, Darling.
I had the best sleep ever last night, Shay - so did herself, but only after taking care of business.
Ever gotten laid, Jambo?
Ever?
IQ: -77
Poor Jambo - he can't get anything right these days.
That Dutch Gold is a blight on the working class Irish out in Coolock.
Electricity
Member
Mowl would have us believe that he's too busy with his hareem to have time for the internet after 1800 hours.. It's utterly hilarious 
Mowl
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Mowl would have us believe that he's too busy with his hareem to have time for the internet after 1800 hours.. It's utterly hilarious
Nah, we did it in the sauna - it was hot.
Really hot.
Electricity
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Hopefully there weren't any kids around this time
But, I know you, you can't get enough of the sweaty, hairy pits. You're a man of the twenty-twenties
Mowl
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The sauna can be used by a whole family if they book and reserve it.
The kids will either go if they want to or else not if they don't want to.
But they always want to.
It's sad that a man of your years can't tell the difference between a sexual setting and a spiritual one.
But that's why you're on Dutch Gold all day and I'm not.
You have a problem with women who don't shave their oxters, Jambo?
How about men?
Do you trim your armpit hair or do you - like Val - wait until an infection kicks in before you wash them?
Electricity
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You can call naked men being around naked boys anything you like
Yes, I do
It's disgusting
To you it's something, something sensibilities
But you're a faggot
Mowl
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This is Finland - not a Christian brothers school in Ireland, Shay.
So, about your armpit issues:
Why?
In what way?
To me it's sexy - so long as it isn't body-wide.
Nobody likes a heavy bush, right?
I know.
One day you'll eventually feel your balls drop into place.
Until then, take your orders/direction from Keef Woods and stand up for Urrland.
Good man.
Electricity
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lol
I know that you're not attracted to women (adult females)
Mowl
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Whoa! You're on your second slab already, Jambo?
How much do you get on the dole these days?
Or is it just your Da who's on the scratcher and you sponge off him?
Or maybe you just nick the tins from his slab after he's passed out face down on the kitchen table, a picture of you just after you were born crushed in the palm of his rather shaky hand? Jambo - how sure are you that he's your real Da?
Maybe that's why he hates you?
How much do you get on the dole these days?
Or is it just your Da who's on the scratcher and you sponge off him?
Or maybe you just nick the tins from his slab after he's passed out face down on the kitchen table, a picture of you just after you were born crushed in the palm of his rather shaky hand? Jambo - how sure are you that he's your real Da?
Maybe that's why he hates you?
Electricity
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Mowl, you don't seem to realise how easy this puzzle is..
So, you could claim that you're eh, cerebral (but everyone knows that you're a dunce (with an above room temperature IQ)) and you see the eh, inner beauty of someone like Paul J Harvey and other girls with hairy pits.
But then you also act the macho man, the two don't add up, the whole thing's an act. You're as faggoty as f*king Christmas
So, you could claim that you're eh, cerebral (but everyone knows that you're a dunce (with an above room temperature IQ)) and you see the eh, inner beauty of someone like Paul J Harvey and other girls with hairy pits.
But then you also act the macho man, the two don't add up, the whole thing's an act. You're as faggoty as f*king Christmas