Mowl
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Mowl, you don't seem to realise how easy this puzzle is..
Which one?
The one about who your real Da is?
Jambo: so's everyone else.
So, you could claim that you're eh, cerebral
I never eat cereal, I skip breakfast entirely, actually.
(but everyone knows you're a dunce) and you see the eh, inner beauty of someone like Paul J Harvey
Who's Paul Harvey?
Your Da?
Jambo Harvey?
That's stupid name, isn't it?
My Ma and other girls with hairy pits.
What about your Ma's hairy armpits?
Did she try to strangle you with one of them?
Is that where your brain damage came from?
I thought it was down to her gash being so flabby that when she was in labour with you, you slipped out and cracked your skull on the hospital floor.
But then you also act the macho man, the two don't add up, the whole thing's an act. You're as faggoty as f*king Christmas