Mowl
Member

'How I lurned to walk' by Declan Kelly - aged 69.
Lurning to wa;lk is a complicated bizness. When I first lurned to walk, all were impressed because I was so yung and lurned to walk. But I am a exsepshinal sort and all would have known me in the Ballinspittle area at that time. Nowerdays I walk in curcles. Or loops as I like to cali dim. I stand up, then put one futt in front of the udder and let meself fall - only for me udder foot to stop me from fallen. Den I repeeet this over and ovr again until I am out the door and out onto streeets. Den I wlak and walk and walk like nobodeez biznesss. Miles and Myles of walk. I love me walk. It saves me the taxi fare too.
When I gow on long walks, I put on me longer shoes. They're bigger than my patent ledder wans and all think day ar refined.
I survive myy walks by carrying a pizza box and two empty Coca Cola tins. That way all are fooled/ and I laugh at it.
Tomorrow I will be out with a billionaire's wife from Kansas, whoo made his money building sheds.
She will give me advise about my invests and tax retunrs.
On May the 13th I will be seventy (70( yeears old)
All will be imprssede.