Arsefield's Hall of Shame

[Mowl]

'How I lurned to walk' by Declan Kelly - aged 69.

Lurning to wa;lk is a complicated bizness. When I first lurned to walk, all were impressed because I was so yung and lurned to walk. But I am a exsepshinal sort and all would have known me in the Ballinspittle area at that time. Nowerdays I walk in curcles. Or loops as I like to cali dim. I stand up, then put one futt in front of the udder and let meself fall - only for me udder foot to stop me from fallen. Den I repeeet this over and ovr again until I am out the door and out onto streeets. Den I wlak and walk and walk like nobodeez biznesss. Miles and Myles of walk. I love me walk. It saves me the taxi fare too.

When I gow on long walks, I put on me longer shoes. They're bigger than my patent ledder wans and all think day ar refined.

I survive myy walks by carrying a pizza box and two empty Coca Cola tins. That way all are fooled/ and I laugh at it.

Tomorrow I will be out with a billionaire's wife from Kansas, whoo made his money building sheds.

She will give me advise about my invests and tax retunrs.

On May the 13th I will be seventy (70( yeears old)

All will be imprssede.

 

[David]

Val hasn't a clue how these things work.



Glass houses, eh.

Jambo's an interesting character. Today he'll claim that this was his first time to visit Isle since February...accompanied by some commentary on what he seen here, yet tommorow he'll be making the claim that he hasn't looked at Isle since 2024.

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[Mowl]

Jambo's an interesting character.

Yeah, for about a minute.

Then I get all stabby.

Today he'll claim that this was his first time to visit Isle since February...accompanied by some commentary on what he seen here, yet tommorow he'll be making the claim that he hasn't looked at Isle since 2024.

It's amazing how they know exactly what's being said here without EVER EVER EVER EVER logging on.

 

[David]

Jambo's IP has been showing up here in the guests list since the day he left, so I know for a fact that he's lying.

 

[Mowl]

Poor Dave - as if his wife being a trampoline for the incoming hordes wasn't bad enough - Roundy still has him on restricted posts.

You'd think the sorry-assed fucker would spring for a site of his own?

 

[Mowl]

That's right, of course you did.

Just keep drinking the Kool Aid Dutch Gold and tell yourself how brilliant you are, lads.

Tough Paddy's on a roll lately, sadly it's mostly downhill gathering more snow as it accelerates.

 

[Mowl]

Plonkers.

Utter delusional plonkers.