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Electricity said:
Warming up for another night of your runner job in a studio with sandy boots?
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Pahahahaaaaaaa! Just as I thought: the green-eyed monster's only gone and taken a chunk out of your ass.

Must be shite working at something you hate doing but you do it anyway because you need to pay the rent?

As it happens - we're not in the studio tonight: we're heading out for dinner first and then a pub crawl with a new kid in town over from upstate New York who plays saxophone. We'll be recording with him early next week. Helsinki's just wonderful in July, the city is thronging with people having a good time. It's hot and sticky, very sexy weather for us. But I'm reading that all of my Irish friends are wearing winter coats indoors because it's so fucking cold and it's way too expensive to turn on the heat just yet.

Rain, cloudy skies, damp and humid, wearing coats indoors?

Jaze, no - I couldn't handle that at all, me.

Lovely girls in light summer dresses, lots of tanned skin on display, the beaches in and around the city all crowded with people playing, drinking, dancing, and enjoying the night-less nights of the Nordic region's most beautiful city. Much more to the Mowl's liking.

Shall I write something to you when I get home so that you don't despair at shouting for attention while everyone else is having a good time?

 
A fella i was shaggin a few hrs ago goes your great for a shag butt i would nott like ya as a wife

Da cheeky bastard. Wont be shaggin him again
 
You'd really have to wonder what planet Kevin Parlon is living on -

Post in thread 'Almost 200,000 immigrants came here & stayed in just 6 years, says the CSO' https://politics.ie/threads/almost-...ust-6-years-says-the-cso.282329/post-14106796

He seems to be stuck in a time warp (probably from around the time I was there) when Australia was catching d'immigrants by the scruff of the neck and chucking them into Woomera (Australia's Guantanamo Bay)

The Australian government (one of the most authoritarian during the scamdemic) is importing 'unskilled' <groan> (or 'skilled' does it really matter) Africans and street-shitters (pajeets) aplenty nowadays
 
Electricity said:
I hate jazz

With a passion
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See?

This is what too many slabs of Dutch Gold does to your head. Here's Jambo in Friday night/Dutch Gold mode:

'I was thinking about how much I hate jazz. I can't say exactly why I hate it, but hate is what it is. I know I don't understand it. The players all seem to be playing a different song to each other most of the time. It's all too confusing and far too like musical vandalism'.

I'd try to educate you, but it's a waste of time.

In fact, it pleases me greatly that you openly (if somewhat randomly) don't 'get' jazz.

It requires an intellect, a sense of perception at playing 'in the moment' rather than off a sheet of music.

Here, try this one; it was recorded by some students at the Estonian pop/jazz institute who were all under twenty years of age at the time.

Lauri Kadalipp & Social Jazz (2018) 'Feels Just Right'



Now: what did you just listen to? A song? No, not really. A jam? Sort of, but not really. An orchestrated and note-for-note copy of the author's original idea? No? Yeah, it ain't that either. What's holding it all together, Jimmy? Any idea? Or did you think they're all guessing what each other are going to do next? Where's the time signature, and what's it counting? Is the tempo consistent or does it change anywhere? What instruments are actually being played in this tune, Jimmy? Drums, yeah. A trumpet? Yeah, definitely.

But what else can you hear?

And by 'hear' I mean decipher the various elements and the foundation they rely on to keep momentum and discipline in check while sailing effortlessly along on gossamer wings out into the ether.

If you didn't get that last bit, try it again after a half a crate of Dutch Gold.

Then get back to me.
 
Mowl said:
See?

This is what too many slabs of Dutch Gold does to your head. Here's Jambo in Friday night/Dutch Gold mode:

'I was thinking about how much I hate jazz. I can't say exactly why I hate it, but hate is what it is. I know I don't understand it. The players all seem to be playing a different song to each other most of the time. It's all too confusing and far too like musical vandalism'.

I'd try to educate you, but it's a waste of time.

In fact, it pleases me greatly that you openly (if somewhat randomly) don't 'get' jazz.

It requires an intellect, a sense of perception at playing 'in the moment' rather than off a sheet of music.

Here, try this one; it was recorded by some students at the Estonian pop/jazz institute who were all under twenty years of age at the time.

Lauri Kadalipp & Social Jazz (2018) 'Feels Just Right'



Now: what did you just listen to? A song? No, not really. A jam? Sort of, but not really. An orchestrated and note-for-note copy of the author's original idea? No? Yeah, it ain't that either. What's holding it all together, Jimmy? Any idea? Or did you think they're all guessing what each other are going to do next? Where's the time signature, and what's it counting? Is the tempo consistent or does it change anywhere? What instruments are actually being played in this tune, Jimmy? Drums, yeah. A trumpet? Yeah, definitely.

But what else can you hear?

And by 'hear' I mean decipher the various elements and the foundation they rely on to keep momentum and discipline in check while sailing effortlessly along on gossamer wings out into the ether.

If you didn't get that last bit, try it again after a half a crate of Dutch Gold.

Then get back to me.
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David liked your post but I don't like David's music (thrash) either, although I'd take it over jazz

It's just not melodic or joyful enough 4 me
 
David said:

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Fat gob strikes again in NEWS SHOCKER!

Electricity said:
David liked your post but I don't like David's music (thrash) either, although I'd take it over jazz
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So you compare other people's taste in music in order to eliminate what you DON'T like?

That's rather vacant, no?

Electricity said:
It's just not melodic or joyful enough 4 me
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No wonder you're a fan of Oasis so.

Here's another 'piece' by the world renowned English guitarist John McLaughlin (ex-Mahavishnu Orchtestra, Miles Davis, etc, etc)

It's time stamped to where the bass and drums to kick in, the intro is too complex for you, so I'll make this easy for you: melodic and/or joyful? Yes or no?

 
Mowl said:
Fat gob strikes again in NEWS SHOCKER!
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Mowl said:
So you compare other people's taste in music in order to eliminate what you DON'T like?
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What?

Mowl said:
That's rather vacant, no?
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Mowl said:
No wonder you're a fan of Oasis so.
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Now you're getting it..

Mowl said:
Here's another 'piece' by the world renowned English guitarist John McLaughlin (ex-Mahavishnu Orchtestra, Miles Davis, etc, etc)

It's time stamped to where the bass and drums to kick in, the intro is too complex for you, so I'll make this easy for you: melodic and/or joyful? Yes or no?

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Here's one for Jambo, it's by Bjorn Andreas Bull-Hansen from Norway.

Perhaps Jimmy might even take off his walkman and stop listening to Oasis on repeat until doomsday:

 
Electricity said:
What?
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This:

Electricity said:
David liked your post but I don't like David's music (thrash) either, although I'd take it over jazz
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See?

Electricity said:
Now you're getting it..
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No, now I'm trying to ignore it.

You're THAT dumb.

Electricity said:
It's just not melodic or joyful enough 4 me
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So McLaughlin sailed right over your head.

Grand.

David said:

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You gotta love that video posted by David - and you're starring in it, Jimmy.

What a chump.
 
Shagged some builder fella in a portaloo

Me fanny is feeling much better now
 
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