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You hear that jingling and jangling sound, Jimmy?

The one you don't quite recognize?

That's what music aficionados refer to as 'originality'.

Something you've not yet experienced in your rather hopeless (non-nationalist) existence.

See if you can compare this one to anything you've heard before (like Oasis trying hopelessly to outdo the Beatles).

Mew: 'Am I Wry? No'

 
You hear that jingling and jangling sound, Jimmy?

The one you don't quite recognize?
That's what music aficionados refer to as 'originality'.
See? Pretentious

No one really cares about "'originality'" in music

Something you've not yet experienced in your rather hopeless (non-nationalist) existence.

See if you can compare this one to anything you've heard before (like Oasis trying hopelessly to outdo the Beatles).

Mew: 'Am I Wry? No'

 
See? Pretentious

Mortified for you, Jimmy.

Imagine shooting off at the mouth when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

No one really cares about "'originality'" in music

Least of all Oasis.

The point is, you stupid cunt: guess who took a huge chunk of the money he made managing Oasis and ploughed it into Mew?

That's right: Alan McGee - the man who brought you the crappiest Beatles cover band ever - said himself that Mew are one of a kind. They can't even copy themselves, was his opinion. Alan McGee, Liam's ex-best mate. Currently still best mates his his yob brother Noel. McGee said that every penny he spent on Mew was an investment in the future of the modern music business model of eliminating record labels and A&R people and helping artists to get right up into their fans faces.

Once again you prove yourself to be a few hammers short of a tool-belt, you musically ignorant little knacker.

For good measure, here's one more, it's also live - and at several times the volume of your Madchester knackers - Gallagher.



What a fucking idiot you are, Jim.

What a chump.
 
Anyone who thinks that Oasis is/was a "Beatles cover band" really hasn't got anything serious to say about music

Pahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

Mortified for you, Jimmy.

Do you even know who Alan McGee is, you fucking gomb?

Every time I think you've touched bottom, you surprise me by revealing even more ignorance and bullshit.

You're a bullshitter, Jimmy - nothing more.

Your musical knowledge is about as deep as puddle by your front door.

Mortified - utterly mortified for you.

Sickener.

Anyway - for the musically knowledgeable - here's The Jam on Swedish TV.

(Jambo: The Jam are an English mod band from the 1980's, long before the Gallagher's decided to rape the Beatles entire catalogue).

 
lol.. How would I not know who Alan McGee is?

Still mortified for you, Jimmy - in fact, even more now than before.

He's literally part of Oasis folklore (and I'm their #1 fan)

Here, here's the lads with Tony - the new John Bonham (in Jambo's world).



You know, I've had kids as young as four years of age whose parents brought them to me to try out my art/music therapy sessions. Any and every one of them had more drumming skills at that age than Tony's ever going to have. It's not that he's a 'bad' drummer - it's that he's not even remotely musical in what he can do. He's what we refer to as 'tub-thumpers' - drummers who hide behind their kit, who set their cymbals to block anyone from seeing how angular and awkward they are when trying (but failing) to play musically, or to play any song rather than 'play the drums while the song goes on...'

Sadder again is that Tony McAwkward here was one of the founding members of Oasis.

Now he's playing covers of Steve White's style of drumming with his own Oasis cover band.

Pahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I mean look at the cunt?

He's playing the most simple thing you can play on drums, but looks like it's going to cause him a spinal injury.

Not that you'd know the difference between good and/or bad musicianship.

I've also decided to frame your earlier comment as my signature - you dumb cunt's melt.

Friday night in Ireland, and Jambo lacing his tins of Dutch Gold with cheap speed mixed with rat poison.

What a duff chump.

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Pahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

Mortified for you, Jimmy.

Do you even know who Alan McGee is, you fucking gomb?

Every time I think you've touched bottom, you surprise me by revealing even more ignorance and bullshit.

You're a bullshitter, Jimmy - nothing more.

Your musical knowledge is about as deep as puddle by your front door.

Mortified - utterly mortified for you.

Sickener.
Anyway - for the musically knowledgeable - here's The Jam on Swedish TV.

(Jambo: The Jam are an English mod band from the 1980's, long before the Gallagher's decided to rape the Beatles entire catalogue).


That reminds me.. Had a chat with Weller once. In an airport
 
Still mortified for you, Jimmy - in fact, even more now than before.



Here, here's the lads with Tony - the new John Bonham (in Jambo's world).



You know, I've had kids as young as four years of age whose parents brought them to me to try out my art/music therapy sessions. Any and every one of them had more drumming skills at that age than Tony's ever going to have. It's not that he's a 'bad' drummer - it's that he's not even remotely musical in what he can do. He's what we refer to as 'tub-thumpers' - drummers who hide behind their kit, who set their cymbals to block anyone from seeing how angular and awkward they are when trying (but failing) to play musically, or to play any song rather than 'play the drums while the song goes on...'

Sadder again is that Tony McAwkward here was one of the founding members of Oasis.

Now he's playing covers of Steve White's style of drumming with his own Oasis cover band.

Pahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I mean look at the cunt?

He's playing the most simple thing you can play on drums, but looks like it's going to cause him a spinal injury.

Not that you'd know the difference between good and/or bad musicianship.

I've also decided to frame your earlier comment as my signature - you dumb cunt's melt.

Friday night in Ireland, and Jambo lacing his tins of Dutch Gold with cheap speed mixed with rat poison.

What a duff chump.

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Just so you know, no one can see your signature other than you, me, Dave, 'billy (who I fear might have been run over by a bus) and the other fella. Forgotten what he's called now
 
Noel fired Tony in like, 1995 or something Mowl

If that was even worth knowing, I'd know it already, Chump.

Pop quiz: Supersonic by Noel Gallagher, Beatles song..

Name the Beatles song

I'll leave it to this kid, that way you won't get angry at me and spoil your big night in with the new slab.



Baha! Originality

No idea what Grohl says, but what you'll find if you look closer (or even know what you're talking about) is that even though all the great ideas have already been recycled multiple times, there are still elements that haven't yet collided. The simple lesson being that if one always looks close to home for all of one's ideas/pleasures/interests, then naturally the wider world must seem confusing and even repetitive to your untrained and likely wax-filled ear-lugs.

That said, it's pretty obvious you're rattled about getting your shit all mixed up and trying to sell Oasis to me as an 'original' act.

They aren't: they readily admit to using every cliche in the book over and over until it's just strangled by sheer drunken impotence.

The state of you though: multiple posts, all dizzy like a drunken Liam trying to lean on a coked-up Noel and their eyebrows getting all entangled.

Loads of people are mortified for you by now, Jimmy.

I bet if you showed up at an Oasis gig they'd refuse to continue playing until you were lifted up and booted out the side door, such is your hard-on for the Gallagher lads. Ever seen their Ma? Jaze. Even Miss Feeney would throw up yesterday's Shreddie's.

Best not to pretend you know anything at all about music, Shay - you suck slimy Mancunian schlong.

Messily.
 
If that was even worth knowing, I'd know it already, Chump.
I'll leave it to this kid, that way you won't get angry at me and spoil your big night in with the new slab.


Jaze, did he figure out all by himself that the first two chords of DLBIA are the same as Imagine? What other revelations does he have, the guitar riff in Cigarettes & Alcohol is T. Rex? 😆

No idea what Grohl says
Why not you speak English don't you?

, but what you'll find if you look closer (or even know what you're talking about) is that even though all the great ideas have already been recycled multiple times, there are still elements that haven't yet collided. The simple lesson being that if one always looks close to home for all of one's ideas/pleasures/interests, then naturally the wider world must seem confusing and even repetitive to your untrained and likely wax-filled ear-lugs.

That said, it's pretty obvious you're rattled about getting your shit all mixed up and trying to sell Oasis to me as an 'original' act.

They aren't: they readily admit to using every cliche in the book over and over until it's just strangled by sheer drunken impotence.

The state of you though: multiple posts, all dizzy like a drunken Liam trying to lean on a coked-up Noel and their eyebrows getting all entangled.

Loads of people are mortified for you by now, Jimmy.

I bet if you showed up at an Oasis gig they'd refuse to continue playing until you were lifted up and booted out the side door, such is your hard-on for the Gallagher lads. Ever seen their Ma? Jaze. Even Miss Feeney would throw up yesterday's Shreddie's.

Best not to pretend you know anything at all about music, Shay - you suck slimy Mancunian schlong.

Messily.
 
If that was even worth knowing, I'd know it already, Chump.
Here's a blaster of 'Supersonic' from Earls Court, 1995.. Notice who's on the drums Mowl.. Whitey

The critics wrote of the gig -
"Unparalleled"
"Raw, Thumping, Energy"
"The band of a generation.. And how many more?"
(not really I just made that up)



I'll leave it to this kid, that way you won't get angry at me and spoil your big night in with the new slab.





No idea what Grohl says, but what you'll find if you look closer (or even know what you're talking about) is that even though all the great ideas have already been recycled multiple times, there are still elements that haven't yet collided. The simple lesson being that if one always looks close to home for all of one's ideas/pleasures/interests, then naturally the wider world must seem confusing and even repetitive to your untrained and likely wax-filled ear-lugs.

That said, it's pretty obvious you're rattled about getting your shit all mixed up and trying to sell Oasis to me as an 'original' act.

They aren't: they readily admit to using every cliche in the book over and over until it's just strangled by sheer drunken impotence.

The state of you though: multiple posts, all dizzy like a drunken Liam trying to lean on a coked-up Noel and their eyebrows getting all entangled.

Loads of people are mortified for you by now, Jimmy.

I bet if you showed up at an Oasis gig they'd refuse to continue playing until you were lifted up and booted out the side door, such is your hard-on for the Gallagher lads. Ever seen their Ma? Jaze. Even Miss Feeney would throw up yesterday's Shreddie's.

Best not to pretend you know anything at all about music, Shay - you suck slimy Mancunian schlong.

Messily.
 
"The band of a generation..
Yeah you might say that. :rolleyes:

Generation white britpop mindless fuckwits who essentially missed the whole era they were born into - all the creativity and vitality around in the time of their youth sailing clean over their philistine and lobotomised empty heads.

Another mindless mass movement. :rolleyes:
 
Baha! Originality

Take a look at any recent Foo Fighters gig and see if you can find one that doesn't feature a member of his family joining in on drums, or some fan in the crowd who plays drums/guitar/bass - the Foos are essentially a Foo Fighters cover band. It's cabaret, not rock and roll. Any originality they the Foos have ended after Taylor Hawkins died.

Grohl refused to allow any Nirvana material be used for any other purpose than entertaining their fans. He's led this theme of their live shows always inviting someone or other join them for this and that. It's not even remotely near what what Cobain was trying to deliver during his brief and pained stardom.

Dave's always rated in the top ten of all time great drummers, and like any other, he readily admits to all sorts of musical influences: just like me and just like my students. I try to help them find their 'inner' voice as a means to help them understand what they're playing 'in the moment' rather than their rudiments, warm-up routines, or physical performance levels. Every musician begins their journey with at least one goal in mind: the least being competent enough to emulate their heroes/influences. For both Grohl and Hawkins, they list Stewart Copeland as their number one kick.

Now, try to apply that mode to Tony McCarrol's shitty 4/4 failures and get back to me.



All that aside, how was your latest Friday night in with your device, big Jim?
 
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