The likes of Jambo who love these very unusual men give them 5 euro a month out of their dole money.
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He should send them his empties from the slabs of Dutch Gold so they can redeem them in the recycle machines.
That's what we do up here with the Roma.
I wonder what the fuck type of idea the little cretin has in his mind now.
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The little shitstain hasn't a mind of his own, he's the most gullible and reactionary little cunt of them all.
Go back two years ago and he HATED Declan, slagged him off for being fat, a spoofer, a fake.
Look at the little twat now?
Used to ADORE me, now hates my guts after he confided in me about his son being a burglar and gave him good advice which he bottled on. The son's still living in the family home - at forty three years of age. Again:
FORTY-THREE YEARS OF AGE.
You'd have to laugh at these lads who try to look hard by pretending they're either in, or associated with the IRA - and online where the coppers and secret service can monitor them. Actual IRA members would be as quiet as a church mouse concerning any involvement in it.
You meet them all the time in Ireland. One hilarious lad who drank in the Mucky Duck out in Maynooth or Leixlip followed me outside the pub one afternoon while I was taking a cigarette break (I no longer smoke cigarettes) and he was well on with the beer. Out of nowhere he says at the top of his voice to no one in particular: '
nor until Urrland is a thurty-six county state will we stop'.
I asked him who he was talking to.
'Jus' sayin', like..'
Thirty SIX counties?
'
Yeah - alla dem..'
So you're a member?
'
Can't say - y'kno' Bro'..'
Yeah.
For all you know the fella who runs the local newsagents could be a member, yet you'd never expect it in a million years...nor would the authorities. These are clever individuals who want to keep a low profile, not wishing to bring any attention to themselves.
On another entirely separate occasion, I was working in the off license in Castleknock opposite Myo's pub. I'm working away at around 0900 and the doors don't open til eleven. So I'm alone and I have the music blaring. At eleven this bloke walks in: round-necked jumper over shirt buttoned up the the chin, slacks of some description, patent leather brown shoes and a cheap and tacky haircut.
'Oho, that's a great bit of work you're doing there!'
Yeah - thanks.
The music is turned down and a chat show selected, dude is wandering around dusting shelves and watching me. After a while he starts a conversation about the state of Ireland and how life is in Finland. Yap yap, and of course politics and the church come up. Dude listens to my angle on things and I can tell his brain's working overtime. He asks where I write these opinions and critiques. I tell him I frequent a few political discussion boards.
'Oh, REALLY?'
Yeah.
'What name do you use - if not your own?'
I'm called The Mowl.
Dude freezes. Eyes starting wandering around and has a look on his puss like something just went off in his pants. So I go on yapping as though I haven't noticed his reaction. I'm thinking: '
this cunt is likely one of my haters' by the way he's acting all cagey and uptight. So I turn and look him in the eye and ask him has he heard of any of these sites?
'Errrr, yeah - sort of..'
Sort of how?
'
Ehhhhh, I have to go out back and sort a few things.'
So now I know he's some cunt from one or other site and I want to know his username. Keeps laughing and refusing to reply, acting like he doesn't know what I'm talking about. He has a smart phone in his pocket. So I'm watching him reflected in the glass I'm working on, and he's fiddling with the phone. I'm not online with my Irish numbers, they're all pre-pay disposable numbers. So I take mine out and pretend to be surfing on it. He's watching me like a hawk by now and is really uncomfortable, shuffling around and seemingly unable to make small talk.
By now I'm considering the whole profile: dress, accent, haircut, stance, expensive phone, has a laptop on the counter and it's switched on to google.
Which fucking cunt is he?
I'm thinking Tadhg Gaelach by the accent alone - pure Blanchardstown knacker but with an air of affected falsity.
He's well fucking dodgy whichever one he is.
I thought Tadhg because he's a Blanch man and seemingly proud of it. He's also very slippery and nasty. Nah, but. This one looks like a puff of wind would blow him over. Dengler? Nah, not uptight enough. YoungDan? Nah, way too young. Feeney? Nah, it's not a culchie accent. And on and on I'm trying to think who I'm in the company of. I try a few more times to get his username but no joy.
He was definitely a cunt - 100%.
So if you're reading this one, cunty - I know you're a coward and if I get your name I will call by the off license next time I'm home for an, er - 'visit' to you boss, a lovely lady who adores me and my work, has a daughter whom she disowned because she took up with a Czech bloke who sold weed. I bought some weed off her later myself after getting her number regarding my next job for the family business.
Off license guy wasn't family - just an employee handling the cash register and (spoof) advising wines like a proper sommelier.
They're everywhere, the cunts: everywhere.
Still, you're always going to get wannabee hard-men who love bullshitting about how they're in xyz secret organisation online or in the pub.
These cunts won't even admit to being members of these sites - so they're not going to be in any way obvious when out and about on their own turf.
I doubt their own closest people don't really know how far down the rabbit-hole they've gone.
Cowards, all of them.
When I worked the bars in Ballyfermot, they all knew who I am from the BBBB. As soon as anyone new finds out I'm pummeled with the same questions and accusations: '
wha' skool did you go ta ta lurn how to write like tha'?
'
You don't sound very Ballyer'.
Yeah, I know.
'
Wha' road den?'
Lower end.
And so on.
Blogging isn't a habit for Ballyer's pub people. But anyone can still pick any article and ask me about it on the spot and I'll talk like I write. I can entertain a bar full of people with the banter and the slagging. I can give more than they can and I know they're not going to take offence, not in any way that puts me in any danger at least.
Sometimes on the buses I watch people using their phones and what they're surfing, same in the pubs and restaurants.
Have never once seen any person on any blog doing their thing under their alias.
Not yet, at least.
Just that one cunt in Castleknock.
So yeah, fella: that's why your boss pays me €250 for a morning's work.
Three hours of splashy-fun, and I'm back out the door on my way to the next gig in the Spar shop - which she also owns.
That's another €250 for the afternoon, then the evening after closing time in the letting agency beside the pharmacy, then that Indian/Korean style joint by the bus stop. Both pay €250 for their customized artwork. When I'm done, I walk across the Phoenix Park in the dead of night, watching out for the deer and hoping I find some horns. It's always lovely no matter how cold. The city lights sparkling in the distance, the wind cutting across the gaels and tossing the trees. Pitch black darkness so I can't see what I'm walking on. Then from Chapelizod village up to Mam's house by cab: I'm fucked if I'm walking up that fucking hill to Ballyer. Not even for €1K in used notes.
And a bottle of my choice from the offie.
And they say art is a vocation?
Heh!
Yeah.