Okay - baby wants to dance.
'To the human filth on the website Islepoli.com lift the restrictions and I'll be over to defend my family's honour and every decision I ever took'.
Honour? Does that include the criminal element in your brood? The chap that's in prison? The one who robbed from old-aged pensioners asleep in their beds? Is that what he was sent down for or was it something else? Like, something that even resembles honour? You said he robs their shit, sells it on fast, then drinks the proceeds. Then he even has the nerve to tell you that he's doing you a favour by hanging around in the pub every night until closing time so he's not eating and drinking everything in your fridge. What's so honourable about stealing from old aged people? Are they not the very people who built the town you live in and are entitled to some respect and peace of mind in return for their life's work?
'
Mr David Celery formerly of ballyfermot (sic) should now consider his position carefully..'
My position
IS clear: you came to me for help, I immediately agreed to helping you out if I could. You gave me a few details and some time to think them over. I assessed the actions as described. Then I offered you a character profile - which you agreed was surprisingly accurate from any other perspective than your own. I then predicted his next steps after offering you a viable solution which would have saved the rest of your family some nightmarish gossip around the town, most of whom knew it was your son doing the robbing. In the end you decided not to take my advice and soon after fucked off over to Arsefield's thinking you could pea-shoot me from a position of relative safety. Wrong, very wrong. You can't run away from the truth, kid.
Your doxxing of my name isn't going to help you in the longer term either, you brainless, useless, hypocritical, racist little prick.
'The record will show that when Mr Clearys talented sports man brother took ill in the United States I and all my family were thinking of him and his mother..'
You were
what?
You and
all your family?
Thinking of someone you've never even met?
What the fucking fuck is that about?
Perhaps your fascination and obsession with me forced your hand?
What ever it was, it fucking weird to start telling me about your 'thoughts and feelings' when your son is a hazard to your neighbours and that that's what you focus ought to be on. Not some lad from Ballyer you know fuck all about, you fucking weirdo.
'
..there are other matter (sic) to be cleared up regarding my youngest brother Jonathan who unfortunately has been in a period of very wayward anti-social and unexplainable behaviour since the lockdown in 2020 which escalated to a 6months prison sentence last year..'
I'll quote you one more time here: '
to the human filth ..'
Human filth? Moi? On the one hand you accept that your other older son (42ish) is a serial burglar who has destroyed the family spirit, and the other you also freely admit without any prompting from me that another of your clan is also in prison for anti-social behaviour? How many of your family are or were in the nick? You know how many of my extended family ever spent time in prison? That's right: none. And we're from Ballyer - toughest town in the republic.
But we didn't resort to robbing from our elderly neighbours, and neither would any of us be stupid enough to broadcast it online for everyone to read.
What exactly was the '
period of very wayward anti-social and unexplainable behaviour' thing about?
Robbing from shops?
Arson?
Thuggery?
Rape?
Violent assault?
Whatever it was, it's not something me or mine would ever do. You're some a fucking idiot, Mark. You just keep digging holes and getting lost in them. You seem to think that all's forgiven when the perp admits to being a gouging fucking cunt, right? Wrong. There's a price to be paid when you keep fucking up your own life, the lives of those around you, and the lives of private persons whose homes were invaded by your sons.
Maybe your pals on the gay bar site will overlook the criminality of your family in order to maintain a stiff upper lip. But anyone else? Me included? Fuck that, and fuck off: you're thieves, you rob from the weakest people around you, then harbour the burglar and feed him once a day. I've read things you've written that left my gob hanging: you wish death on gay people like throwing confetti. You refer to persons of colour in even more colourful ways. You want every problem person (of a non-white orientation) booted out for being the problems they are. Then you expect me to overlook what you did and said these last several months? You're as fucking dumb as they come, Saul
Whatever the reasons for you doxxing yourself, I don't know.
Your doxxing me is obvious: but I'm too far out of reach for you to send the heavy boys over to 'visit' me.
You're Declan's little lapdog, a chump.
So what exactly are these '
other matters' you refer to?
You're going to threaten me? Boo-hoo.
You're going to threaten my family? Boo-fucking-hoo.
That you're going to hop a plane and come see me?
Saul - you can't even make it to the grocery store and back home without making enemies.
You actually admit to being a scumbag with scumbag kids and at the same time want sympathy?
Empathy?
Pity?
Are you completely fucking thick or can you not see the wood for the trees?
Have a second glance at today's work - you've been deleted, and rightly so. Not even Roundy wants to deal with your bullshit self-pitying whining and whingeing about how bad you've got it. Everything that's wrong with you and your family members is your own doing. There's no one else to blame, you sad little cunt. I was looking at the death notice you posted
(pity me, please pity me) and fucking hell - talk about Wurzel Gummidge? Sorry for your troubles pal, but you are very much on your own with this one.
Keep it up, I fucking dare you.
You can't even see the rope you're currently preparing to hang yourself with, you dumb fucker.
And yeah; F&C's right: if you need any other localized help, then talk to the infamous Rory O'Connor of 27 Bullshit Avenue, Sandyford, Dublin - the engineer who has two kids and a modeling contract as a TV show extra.
Or Dave Celery - formerly of Ballyfermot who has already considered his position:
'guilty, your honour - guilty as charged.
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