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Dave needs to lay off the drink for a while.

It's making him fat - or at least fatter than he already is.

Those rat-like features of his are rather disturbing a sight for my delicate eyes.
 
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Is that a before the diet or an after the diet photo?



'How are you today, Dave?'

Better.

'Better?'

Better get a bucket - I'm going to throw up.
 
Electricity said:
They hate you
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Who?

Me?

Me personally, like?

Jambo - he grabbed what's called a pop-shield.

Y'know those lads who man the sentry boxes outside Buckingham Palace?

Well, you know those big fluffy hats they wear? *

A pop shield is kind of like that, but not really - its function is to reduce the noise of the winds blowing around it that would otherwise fog up the microphone input levels. We use them in the studio all the time for vocalists: when an artist is singing from the heart, flecks of spittle can dart off the lips and hit the microphone's metal shield, making a pop sound. You won't hear it as it happens, but you definitely will when you solo the vocal part and play it from the start. Those little pops have destroyed many an otherwise 100% recording.

Some studio wags prefer to buy a pair of women's tights: they cut off the crotch area and attach it to a bent-up wire hanger and place it just in front to the middle of the junction between the voice and the microphone. Of course, some fuckers use their ex-girlfriend's tights, which is nasty.


* I was going to say: 'hang your bollocks on it', but I changed my mind at the last moment.​
 
Mowl said:
Who?

Me?

Me personally, like?
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lol

Mowl, always thinking of himself

Mowl said:
Jambo - he grabbed what's called a pop-shield.

Y'know those lads who man the sentry boxes outside Buckingham Palace?

Well, you know those big fluffy hats they wear? *

A pop shield is kind of like that, but not really - its function is to reduce the noise of the winds blowing around it that would otherwise fog up the microphone input levels. We use them in the studio all the time for vocalists: when an artist is singing from the heart, flecks of spittle can dart off the lips and hit the microphone's metal shield, making a pop sound. You won't hear it as it happens, but you definitely will when you solo the vocal part and play it from the start. Those little pops have destroyed many an otherwise 100% recording.

Some studio wags prefer to buy a pair of women's tights: they cut off the crotch area and attach it to a bent-up wire hanger and place it just in front to the middle of the junction between the voice and the microphone. Of course, some fuckers use their ex-girlfriend's tights, which is nasty.


* I was going to say: 'hang your bollocks on it', but I changed my mind at the last moment.​
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Mowl said:
Irish runner Rhasidat Adeleke
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Mowl said:
had a great start to the Olympic week.

Adeleke was born in Dublin in 2002 to parents Ade and Prince Adeleke, who were originally from Oyo State in western Nigeria. Ade has worked for state postal company An Post. She attended St Mark's Primary school in Tallaght before going on to attend Presentation Community College Terenure. She is a member of Tallaght Athletic Club.

www.thejournal.ie

Rhasidat Adeleke blows field apart as she wins 400 metre heat

Dublin runner showed her class and had plenty to spare in her heat, while Becker and Mawdsley bowed out.
www.thejournal.ie www.thejournal.ie
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Your stupid fucking white supremacist memes and spamming, Jambo.

Have you even one original thought in your head?

Electricity said:
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roc_abilly said:
Your stupid fucking white supremacist memes and spamming, Jambo.
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Also roc:

I think there's nothing meaningful about "the white race", and by extension, "white genocide", or "anti-white", or all that other stuff.

roc_abilly said:
Have you even one original thought in your head?
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Other than (what you call) antisemitism, your favourite subject the only thing you're interested in.. is that what you mean? 🤔

roc_abilly said:
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lol Jews can't meme
 
Jaysus boys Paul just grabed me arse tore off me knickers an bend me over pool table.

He a fuckin beast
 
Electricity said:
Also roc:

I think there's nothing meaningful about "the white race", and by extension, "white genocide", or "anti-white", or all that other stuff.
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Also Jimmy the Jambo-Rambo:

'No one really cares about "'originality'" in music' Jambo: 12.07.2024

100% Oasis fandom.
 
Could be worse: it might have been Jambo bending you over the tiddlywinks table and boring you to death with fake tales of millions won and millions lost.

Against a little girl called Ponchimathilda.
 
Electricity said:
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The (literary) point of Also [insert name]: is a juxtaposition

That is what I did. That is not what you did.

You are stupid.
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See?

This is a classic example of why you haven't a single mate to call your pal.

If I lived a life as empty and pointless as yours - then I'd kill myself.

You refuse to, and all because you want to be a known troll.

It's not much of a life is it, Jimmy?

Your one?
 
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