Race is real versus race is a social construct.

[David]

You literally follow me from thread to thread posting stupid, abusive memes at me (you have nothing better to do with your time)

You're broken and jaded - I get it. You tend to go through periods like this after taking an enormous slapping around the head by me. You start acting as thought butter wouldn't melt in your shorts. Acting like a victim, punch drunk and frustrated, casting about for anything to grab onto before you go under permanently. Which you clearly are, what with your brown-nosing the deeply intellectual Daemon over on Disgusting.ie.

It's really funny though - you make such a pathetic little worm of yourself, crocodile tears and weeping into your sleeves.

You've started three threads in one day, yesterday - Friday 13th.
Not a single comment on any of them, and still the tongue up Daemon's hoop, licking and slurping like your life depends on it:

Search results

www.discussions.ie

That's your sum total of posts from yesterday - and man are you one skin-crawlingly sad bastard:



Your time, Jimmy - is about as valuable as that of a Kenyan long distance runner standing in line waiting for a hand-out at the dole office. You flitter from site to site like a demented hummingbird saying all the same dull shit to everyone you meet, and acting as though this is all brand new fresh information. It ain't - you're yesterday's news: good for nothing but wiping Irish arse.

So by the time you wake up and get a coffee into you, I'll already be skiing into the evening and a nice dinner and drinks out on some manager/agent's tab.
Winning, JImmy - like I always do.

So weep into your weetabix and play dead: your 'pity me' whining and griping is falling on deaf ears around here - we know your pathetic games all too well.

'Mowl won't leave me alone, David - he keeps laughing at me, pointing his finger and creasing up with the giggles. Pweeze make him stop...pweeeze?'

Tell us all about how valuable your time is, Jambo - we're all up for a laugh - it's Saturday evening, FFS.

Dave Feeney is the saddest bastard in Ireland...playing with sock accounts online while his wife is getting ploughed 24/7.

 

[Mowl]

Dave Feeney is the saddest bastard in Ireland..

Aye: he and Jambo have been in competition for some time to see who's the bigger loser: Feeney or Dawson.

That munter of a wife of his truly is some rabid dog.

Poor auld Jimmy Dawson - he can't seem to catch a break these days.

 

[David]

Aye: he and Jambo have been in competition for some time to see who's the bigger loser: Feeney or Dawson.

That munter of a wife of his truly is some rabid dog.

Poor auld Jimmy Dawson - he can't seem to catch a break these days.

Feeney's wife.....not even for a €1,000 after twenty five pints.

 

[Mowl]

I think I might have a photo of her in some ancient file on my desktop: I've rarely seen a munter so horrid: not even trowled-on make-up makes any difference. I bet her breath stinks of stale cider, rolled-up cigarettes, Feeney's cock, and the spotty kid's hair gel - which appears to be 99% concrete 1% gel.

Spots all over him like chicken pox - he gets that from his Da, Big Dave - the munter's fucker.

You could stick a shotgun in my face and I still wouldn't - not even with Jambo's little willy.

 

[AN4]

And finally...

Now that Tilly's introduction is over, I will be moving on to the dissection (as previously mentioned) from the Andrew Gold show

One last thing, I said that I thought Tilly was reading from her phone in her scatter-gun (I actually thought of that word too before Mowl did, so well done Mowl) debate with Kirk. And who could blame me? That's what it looks like. But you'll notice at one point Charlie says something like - Maybe if you could stop reading from your phone.. And she looks up, somewhat embarrassedly, and replies - I'm not actually reading from my phone

I believe her! #believewahmen, I think that it's more likely a tic, or an aid. So when Tilly is (allegedly) debating someone, she takes on board a few keywords from what they say and then scans the database, AKA her mind, for what her professors taught her to think to say.. So her imagine-reading or scrollng her phone helps in that retrieval process.


Coming up next! The Dissection

 

[Mowl]

And finally...

Now that Tilly's introduction is over, I will be moving on to the dissection (as previously mentioned) from the Andrew Gold show

I can barely contain my excitement.
Seriously.

..scatter-gun (I actually thought of that word too before Mowl did, so well done Mowl)..

Did you now?
Well, aren't you just fabulous?

..takes on board a few keywords..

Like 'scattergun' for example?

Coming up next! The Dissection

Jambo, if you were perform a dissection on your little willy you still couldn't raise the interests of anyone with even the most basic intellect.
You're a clown car in constant crash mode - always stumbling around looking for friends - anyone at all - to agree with you.
Maybe that's the only way to shut you up: agree with everything you say like one might do with a spoiled brat three year old.

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Sloppy, Jimmy - very sloppy.
I smell a Dutch Gold moment.
How about you?

 

[AN4]

I can barely contain my excitement.
Seriously.



Did you now?
Well, aren't you just fabulous?



Like 'scattergun' for example?



Jambo, if you were perform a dissection on your little willy you still couldn't raise the interests of anyone with even the most basic intellect.
You're a clown car in constant crash mode - always stumbling around looking for friends - anyone at all - to agree with you.
Maybe that's the only way to shut you up: agree with everything you say like one might do with a spoiled brat three year old.

Sloppy, Jimmy - very sloppy.
I smell a Dutch Gold moment.
How about you?

No idea what you're talking about

Btw I discovered something strange when making that post (#65).. If a post contains the string -

database followed by an open bracket, you can't make it (the post)

 

[Mowl]

No idea what you're talking about

Don't worry about it: if you want to understand everything that's being said, try Discushions.ie.

They're about your IQ level.

Btw I discovered something strange when making that post (#65)..

That your life has no meaning whatsoever?

If a post contains the string -

No idea what you're talking about.

database followed by an open bracket, you can't make it (the post)

Err, yeah. Okay - if you say so.

Fucking freak.

 

[AN4]

Don't worry about it: if you want to understand everything that's being said, try Discushions.ie.

They're about your IQ level.



That your life has no meaning whatsoever?

No idea what you're talking about.

Oh yeah I forgot, you're like Manuel, you know nothing

A string is a sequence of characters (letters, numbers, symbols, spaces)

Err, yeah. Okay - if you say so.

Fucking freak.

Don't believe me? Type database followed by an open bracket and try to post it

 

[Mowl]

Oh yeah I forgot, you're like Manuel, you know nothing

Ouch - that really hurt, etc etc.

A string is a sequence of characters (letters, numbers, symbols, spaces)

No, a string is a material consisting of threads of cotton, hemp, or other material twisted together to form a thin length.

Don't believe me? Type database followed by an open bracket and try to post it

No.

Just no.

 

[AN4]

Ouch - that really hurt, etc etc.

No, a string is a material consisting of threads of cotton, hemp, or other material twisted together to form a thin length.

Not in the world of computers it isn't. Context is everything, Mowl

No.

Just no.

See, that's the difference between you and a (normally) curious person

 

[Mowl]

Not in the world of computers it isn't. Context is everything, Mowl

I posted you the dictionary definition of what a string is.

Naturally, you disagreed - which is exactly what I knew you would do.

You stupid fucking twat.

See, that's the difference between you and a (normally) curious person

No, what I see is the correct definition as made by me - refuted by you - and you're 100% wrong.

The lesson here is simple, Jimmy: never try.

Anything.

Ever.

 

[AN4]

I posted you the dictionary definition of what a string is.

Naturally, you disagreed - which is exactly what I knew you would do.

You stupid fucking twat.



No, what I see is the correct definition as made by me - refuted by you - and you're 100% wrong.

The lesson here is simple, Jimmy: never try.

Anything.

Ever.

Wow. That was an exceptionally stupid reply (even by your standards)

A curious person would do what I told them to do, not least because it only takes two seconds

Now, think of how curious you'd have to be to figure out what the problem was, which was not obvious. The error message just says - We ran into some problems. Please try again later.

 

[Mowl]

Wow. That was an exceptionally stupid reply (even by your standards)

Not only do you brazenly disregard the dictionary definition of something but you also insist that your own (incorrect definition) is the correct one.

As your first cousin Forrest says: 'stupid is as stupid does, Sir'.

A curious person would do what I told them to do, not least because it only takes two seconds

But then I'm not even remotely curious about anything you know, Jimmy.

I already know what you know, have already disregarded what you say you know, much as I'm disregarding you right now.

Because you're a Grade A utter fucking knob.

Now, think of how curious you'd have to be to figure out what the problem was, which was not obvious.

Curious about what?

Seriously.

I forget what you say pretty much as I'm reading it.

The error message just says - We ran into some problems. Please try again later.

No, it said YOU ran into some problems - and any clear-thinking person would know that, Jimmy.

You're stupid.

Please try again later.

 

[AN4]

Not only do you brazenly disregard the dictionary definition of something but you also insist that your own (incorrect definition) is the correct one.

But I didn't and it is correct, in context. You're so fucking thick

As your first cousin Forrest says: 'stupid is as stupid does, Sir'.



But then I'm not even remotely curious about anything you know, Jimmy.

I already know what you know, have already disregarded what you say you know, much as I'm disregarding you right now.

Because you're a Grade A utter fucking knob.

Curious about what?

The problem

Obviously as a (profoundly) intellectually lazy bastard you miss out on any reward. I solved the problem - reward, I got to make the post, with a small amendment that wasn't material, that I wanted to - reward

Seriously.

I forget what you say pretty much as I'm reading it.



No, it said YOU ran into some problems - and any clear-thinking person would know that, Jimmy.

You're stupid.

Please try again later.

 

[Mowl]

But I didn't and it is correct, in context. You're so fucking thick

Your use of smilies to reinforce your apparent mirth does your case little favours.

The problem

You don't have a problem, Jimmy.

You have problems.

That s is crucial.

Obviously as a (profoundly) intellectually lazy bastard you miss out on any reward.

Only in relation to your scrawl and screed, Jimmy.

I solved the problem - reward, I got to make the post, with a small amendment that wasn't material, that I wanted to - reward

So you posted a post to yourself and then found yourself surprised at what you said in the first place?

And now you're happy?

Interesting.

 

[AN4]

Your use of smilies to reinforce your apparent mirth does your case little favours.



You don't have a problem, Jimmy.

You have problems.

That s is crucial.



Only in relation to your scrawl and screed, Jimmy.

So you posted a post to yourself and then found yourself surprised at what you said in the first place?

Post #65, dumbass

It's almost identical now to the original.. that couldn't be posted with an accompanying, nondescript error message

Can you imagine you trying to resolve the issue, you would've rage quit in less than a minute (thrown your schoolbooks at teacher)

Moi? I figured it out

And now you're happy?

Interesting.

 

[Mowl]

Post #65, dumbass

It's your post, dumb-ass.

I didn't even read it.

It's almost identical now to the original..

Nobody cares.

that couldn't be posted with an accompanying nondescript error message

Nobody cares.

Can you imagine you

Can I imagine me?

That's what you're asking me, Jimmy?

One of my favourite Ballyerisms is when she says: 'd'ya see you, d'ya? - I'll fucken streeeeel ye, I will..'

trying to resolve the issue, you would've rage quit in less than a minute (thrown your schoolbooks at teacher)

Quit what, Jimmy?

Moi?

Moi is also a common informal Finnish greeting, Jimmy.
Have you been studying Finnish on the sly, is it?

I figured it out

What?

That you're wasting your life?

That she wasn't your real Ma after all?

That little lumps of solid food don't just drop down from your tummy and into your ball-sack - that you have testicular cancer?

 

[AN4]

It's your post, dumb-ass.

I didn't even read it.



Nobody cares.



Nobody cares.



Can I imagine me?

That's what you're asking me, Jimmy?

One of my favourite Ballyerisms is when she says: 'd'ya see you, d'ya? - I'll fucken streeeeel ye, I will..'

Quit what, Jimmy?

Being curious. You basically quit before you began, this is obvious

Moi is also a common informal Finnish greeting, Jimmy.
Have you been studying Finnish on the sly, is it?



What?

That you're wasting your life?

That she wasn't your real Ma after all?

That little lumps of solid food don't just drop down from your tummy and into your ball-sack - that you have testicular cancer?

 

[Mowl]

Being curious.

About what, Jimmy?

You basically quit before you began, this is obvious

Quit what, Jimmy?