The US and USA now desperately trying to contain it
I don't think that it's a Dublin accent (he has)He's a culchie too, is it?
Woods - I should have guessed.
Coal, Gas & Peat? Check
Electricity? Check
Posts & Telegraphs? Nope - Myles didn't know how to change his name
Forestry & Fisheries? Check - Keith Woods just graduated
LOL @ tellyE Electricity: has Woodsy ever done any telly work?
Prime Time type shit? Chat shows? Comedy/stand up? How about a night at The International Bar on Wicklow Street? That one's a free for all, a veritable Speaker's Corner with a proper little stage and a mic/PA. I did some poetry/spoken word type shows there back in the 90s. Twenty people and it's stuffed. Ever thought of doing any stand up yourself, Jambo? y'know, a sort of 'One Night Only' speaking engagement where you can cover all the topics of the day that enthuse you?
I'm thinking Val could be elevated to a far more prominent position than he is now: momentum's on his side, but originality sadly isn't. Hardly matters, time loves a hero and he's on a roll. I can get him some attention from the producer of one current talk show. AllI need do is drop him a few choice links to some of Val's more 'out there' moments. The Scratching Song we'll overlook until the general public have met the man proper:
I'm not sure if I linked the correct video, but you get the idea.
If I can vault Val onto the national television screens for even one minute - we can change fucking everything in one fell swoop.
Val's kryptonite is that high-pitched warble he does when he's pretending to find something hysterically funny.
He goes: 'a-haa, ha, haaa, aaaaha, nyuck-nyuch, tahaaaaaaaaaa, ooojaze - ahaaaaaaaaaaa, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa-ha, ahem, umm, eh, ummmm, yeh... a um '
Except he doesn't even deliver a punchline beforehand.
It is what it is.
And Ithink- NO: I'm sure that the Irish general public are more than ready for a new King Of Comedy:
This could be exactly what saves RTE going forward.
Think about it?
No one (with a clue) watches telly
I don't think that you do, you watch it because you're 58 going on 80 (and you might get an idea for some content on your Facebook page - that no one reads)Yeah, sure - except I watch Irish news and political chat shows for the laughs.
You should try it - it's an infinite source of profound hilarity the way you losers take yourselves so seriously.
I can't stop laughing most of the time.
Says the guy who watches one man only - for the duration of the day.
Some plonker from Castlecomber or Sneem, wandering around some grey and misty scrublands gesturing with his hands while he speaks about all manner of tripe like he knows what he's talking about. Roundy knows more about his line of hustle than Keith Woods likely does. Tell us: do you subscribe to him in the Patreon sense? Do you contribute to his bank balance to keep his rent paid and some nosh in the fridge for after his daily hand-wringing in the woods sort of rip on David Attenborough?
We know you pay for Dutch beer over Irish ales.
We know you have a television too - though I doubt you pay the cable/license fee.
So anyway - no one with a clue about what watches telly?
About how cute Keith is when his lisp reveals itself and he touches his lips with his index finger in that oh-so seductive way that tingles and tantalizes you?
Buy some cheap porn, kid - you're fooling no one.