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Ireland would be paradise on earth for Val were it not for the N**gers, Chinks, Polacks....
 
.....and Djambo, Swordid, Winifred the wolf-cub, Tigger the toothless tiger, Clarke/Cuntbucket, and that dead guy, Saul Bucket.

Amazing how quickly they forgot him, eh.

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Here you: get your nose out of that man's arse, you prissy little faggot you.

Go and clear the weeds off Saul Bucket's grave while you're at it, you clingy and subservient little rat.
 
The Chinese, a not so great bunch of lads according to Val.




 
Some recent shots of Val testing out The Shitting Ditch for its current effectiveness.



Apparently the local Chinese is open again and doing great deals on wild chicken bang-bang and curried pigeon.

Can you guess which he had by the look on his face and the strain of his hoop?
 
In hindsight, this really wasn't a good idea:



The poor culchie moron's currently banned off youtube, he must be in serious withdrawal.
 
The two gombeen lads beside him are priceless.

Can't sing, can't play, doesn't wash, won't bathe, thinks the sauna is a form of torture.

The shower is something he visits the night before Christmas, and his wife Missus Val gets her annual rumpy-pumpy - over and done with in around three heaves and a yell of victory. Then six bottles of stout, a hang sanger, and an aul bit of a sing-song like in the video.
 
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Dear sweet sufferin' jaze, but some of you were going to vote/donate/support Val Martin in the last elections?

Then you ask me what the fuck is WRONG with your country?

In many ways, it's almost as though Val's type would actually fit in to the Irish style of politics as seen from the period: 1922 - 2025.

Culchies: loads of them.

The Ireland you see today is a direct result of this small fact about culchies: you can't teach them politics because that's not their mission. Their mission is to be at the parish water pump every Sunday midday after church, and to attend as many local funerals as possible, like the Healy-Rae's. Because gaining power is one thing, maintaining is another thing entirely. So if you want a handy answer for anyone who asks you what the fuck is wrong with you and your poxy little rock in the ocean, just keep on growling and repeat the word 'culchies' menacingly until they leave you alone.

Or show them that ☝️ photo of Val.
 
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