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Looks like a cat's vomit from 1983.

All it's missing is a pair of rainbow suspenders like Mork, and a raspberry beret - the kind you find in a second hand store.
 
What the fuck? Did the Missus make him wash? Clean shirt? Val? In a clean shirt? Wow. Properly tied tie - if rather old-fashioned. He even combed his hair over to cover the baldy patch, but the lack of front teeth makes it all a failure.

Maybe he's on his way to court for spilling all that shite from the Shitting Ditch?

Or the reading of a will he might get a cut of?

Or a job interview?

Hardly - he's unemployable.



Ahh, sure... ..he almost made it to the end without sticking at least one finger up his nose, into his ear, or scratching his bollocks.

Almost.

Close, but no cigar.
 


Yeah, that's cool and the gang, Declan, it really is.

The more you keep saying it, the less inclined we are to believe you. The chances of there being people lined up from here until doomsday looking to wander around Dedham town with you is minimal at best. You're well known for your spoofing, you had a great time of it while you were still anonymous. But now you're not. Because I deemed it so.

I gave your name and address to the entire gallery of commentators across all the boards and what they saw when they looked at you - your shack, your van, your manky living room stuffed from the floor to the ceiling with pizza boxes and cheeseburger wrappers, your manky Farah fat-man pants, your balding pate, your crooked teeth, your fat gut, your fat arse, your stumpy little legs and your vile (utterly, utterly vile) hands with the wrinkles even in the fingernails.

You're a fucking laughing stock, and you have been throughout the last three years since I doxxed you.

For the craic, like.

All those lies?

All those spoofed-up silver coins?

Your ugly auld Missus?

Your hippy son and slapper daughters?

You in a wig, you in a dress, you in a van, you in a car park, you standing under the overhead bypass to Reno, you with your fat mouth hanging open, like so:



You're about as busy driving your van as I am worrying why I'm so happy all the time.
 
E Electricity

Why were you banned on Arsefield's?


 
E Electricity

Why were you banned on Arsefield's?

Because he (quite rightly) called out that dumb bimbo Tiger for the total grannie's clit she is.

Seriously though, where do these fuckers think they are calling themselves Tigers and Wolves?

They're three-legged runt puppies at best.


Plus, that Reilly fellow hasn't a non-sozzled brain cell left in his head: has the attention span of a gnat and has an alarm inside his 'Rolla' that wakes him every hundred meters or so. Lives at the end of runway one out beyond the airport, can't read anything bar the headline. Takes him hours to process left from right. Has no life to speak of, still lives where he was born, still eats the same meat, three veg, gallon of porter. Cuts his own hair to save cash. Just the fringe, mind you. The drunk little ginger cunt.

He hasn't heard of his own bollocks since the mid-90's.
 
Looks like the coppers finally caught up with Saul 'CG&P' Bucket's forty-odd year old son and his burglary cohorts. About fucking time they got that little scumbag off the streets. His Da is this total loser who spends his days and nights on Arsefield's Virtual Bar, home of the drunk Irish nationalists. Scumbags aplenty, that site has to be one of the most disgusting and yet miserably sad sites I've ever visited. The members there take great pride in all manner of nasty shit.

Violent nationalism, blatant racism, sheer cowardice, unbelievable spoofery, excessive whataboutery, and gross stupidity.


11.14am, 27 Sep 2024

GARDAÍ HAVE ARRESTED four people in connection with multiple burglaries. Three men in their 40s and a teenage boy have been arrested as part of an investigation into the burglaries. The garda investigation is looking into “recent burglaries at residential and commercial premises in Co Roscommon and offences in Westmeath, Cavan, Meath, Offaly, Dublin and Kildare”, a garda statement said.

Gardaí from Roscommon made the arrests assisted by members from Longford, Cavan, Meath, Kildare and the Dublin Metropolitan Region. The arrested individuals are being held at garda stations in the North Western region.


Hope the fuckers get nine shades of shite kicked out of them.
 


What I find absolutely hilarious is that tigger-duh-tiger here really thinks she's a player.

Sorry, love: but you quite simply have nothing of any interest to say to anyone, at any time or in any place.

Yours is the most forgettable of postings: dull, obvious, uninspired, slow, really slow actually, and about as exciting and informative as an episode of Mart & Market from 1976. Why did you call yourself 'Tiger' anyway? Is that supposed to suggest something about you personally? Tiger? You? A tiger? You're a fucking moron, honey. A complete fucking used tampon left on the floor of a public toilet and squashed into the tiles under the boots of men using the male latrine.

The only thing that's in any way interesting about you is your complete lack of any vagina or cock: you're one of life's losers, darling.

About as memorable as the scuttery shit you took last Monday morning.
 
Tigers are such beautiful, majestic creatures, yet meet one while out in the jungle and you're cat food.



 
Looks like Fishalt has permabanned me from Arsefields, and rewritten my posts along the way.

The best I can make out is that they think I was also posting under the user Dark Horse. Or Fishalt has manipulated the others into thinkng so.

Yet I never had a sock account there.
 
Looks like Fishalt has permabanned me from Arsefields, and rewritten my posts along the way.

Yeah, saw the rewritten one: bet the sad auld bollocks was pissed that the post automatically tells you that a moderator has doctored it. I get the feeling Fishstick and Declan are two of a kind: Roundy with his tall tales of gold and silver along with his remotely controlled Nazism, and Fishslice who clearly hates being Australian and wishes he could go all the way back to when his ancestors first arrived on the deserted continent in order to claim his Irish roots back.

Australians never cease to make me laugh. They seem to think they live in some sort of paradise when in fact it's a massive desert with few people and even less history. Their low self esteem reeks in every post Fishlick writes up. That the roundy bollocks over in Boston has entrusted the workings of the entire site to him merely cements the fact that there two old men are both miserably disappointed that their lives have resulting in zero achievements of any kind.

Imagine finding yourself at age sixty-seven still acting like a little girl on Bebo?

I was kind of surprised at you wasting so much time trying to out-bullshit Wooftie on the Ukraine issue. Posting link after link after link has now resulted in Zippytits insisting all links about the war must be accompanied by a few lines of original text from the poster putting it up. Now you have Wooftie copy/pasting every word attached to the videos/articles in question and then lashing them up as an 'alternative truth' based on his own self-loathing and misery at turning out to be not just a crank, but an aged and rather pitiful crank with so much rage tearing him asunder it's like trying not to watch the homeless and drunk Syrian refugee stumble and fall under the number 48 bus out of town.

The best I can make out is that they think I was also posting under the user Dark Horse.

Yes, they presumed Dark Horse was you, but then again these old farts have all collected into one rather small space where all five actual users big each other up the more insane the level of shit they're posting. Imagine actually interacting with 'Poster Of The Month' winners being Woof and Cunt/CrabApples?

You're better off out of there - your mission was never going to succeed - but then again the chase is often more fun than the catch.

Or Fishalt has manipulated the others into thinking so.

Four or five Irish blokes yapping away on an American-registered chat site paid for by a spoofing Ballinasloe-born Paddy-whack van driver and part-time busker who can't stop lying about being 'rich' but is still doing door-to-door deliveries and late night pizza runs. It was only ever going to attract the worse dregs and cranks out there post-Pish.

That Roundy Kelly appointed a bigoted old Australian loser to run things for him tells you everything you need to know about fools this dumb.

Fishcake loves all the attention he suddenly finds himself getting; par for the course with these no-life-having losers.

Some people are like that: their narcissism blinds them to their actual self and how they're perceived.

Would I stand for some old Aussie fart telling me what the rules are?

Fuck no.

Yet I never had a sock account there.

Well, the one I still use has been under their radar for so long that when they try to find whatever IP I assigned to my account, they always make the mistake of presuming I just joined under another name to the last few days and/or weeks, and if they don't see it, they presume I'm not on the site.

Some socks are better than others, and the silent ones always find their way deep into the heart of the inner workings of the site.

After all, with that much ego and all those lies, what did you expect to learn from these idiots?

As Crap/Condomly might say:

Kangal, has Gone, too Far ~ ~ now my Porridge is = Cold ! ! !
 
I was kind of surprised at you wasting so much time trying to out-bullshit Wooftie on the Ukraine issue.
To be honest, one of my goals was to get Wolf to shitpost as much as possible. I was getting to the point where one of my posts could provoke 5 or 6 from him...even if I didnt post, it would provoke a post or two from him. It was a lot of fun without too much effort on my part, and Swords had to constantly keep an eye on his output and delete the really troublesome stuff.
 
Yes, they presumed Dark Horse was you, but then again these old farts have all collected into one rather small space where all five actual users big each other up the more insane the level of shit they're posting. Imagine actually interacting with 'Poster Of The Month' winners being Woof and Cunt/CrabApples?
Yeah I didnt see that coming. I barely paid attention to what Dark Horse was posting.
 
Fishcake loves all the attention he suddenly finds himself getting; par for the course with these no-life-having losers.
He wants to win and have the last word, even it means cheating. He just wanted me out of there no matter what.

Will be fun now to see who else they accuse of being Kangal.
 
To be honest, one of my goals was to get Wolf to shitpost as much as possible. I was getting to the point where one of my posts could provoke 5 or 6 from him...even if I didnt post, it would provoke a post or two from him. It was a lot of fun without too much effort on my part, and Swords had to constantly keep an eye on his output and delete the really troublesome stuff.

Good ploy, pity it didn't work out - but given enough time, they'll stab themselves in the eye again soon enough.

Yeah I didnt see that coming. I barely paid attention to what Dark Horse was posting.

Wouldn't be surprised if Zippy-tits was in on that scam.

Youre right. Ill give it a few days, then create a new login.

I bet they're running every search possible to find out what name and what account I'm spying with.

But Im going to stay under the radar without posting too much for now.

Well, Wooftie shut up pretty much as soon as your account was shadow-banned, then fully banned.

But there's still only half a dozen daily users, and Chunk/Candybar is at least three of those.

I ~ 'Refuse' to Believe, that That man IS ~ ~ an Utter gob-Shyte ! ! !

You couldn't make an idiot of that scale up.

Like Saul with his 'real as fuck' schtick.

The only thing that's real about any of it is the pretentious bullshit they throw at each other every passing day. For all that yap, not one of them has actually gotten up off his arse to do anything about it. And they never will either. They'll just continue postulating and making empty threats.

No matter how loud they shout, nothing ever happens.

 
For all that yap, not one of them has actually gotten up off his arse to do anything about it. And they never will either. They'll just continue postulating and making empty threats.
Well Fishalt is now claiming Ive admited to sabotaging the site. No idea why he made that up. And that he has "won". Which says a lot for what he has going on in his life if this is that important to him.

I think I was the one poster he couldnt beat, on top of him being entirely wrong with every prediction he made on Ukraine. He banned me before I had a chance to to crow about it.

I never had sock puppets on Arsefields but Im going to give him something to be actually paranoid about now by creating a bunch of users on it. He cant ban them all.
 
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Well Fishalt is now claiming Ive admited to sabotaging the site.

Well, we did discuss that yesterday: it's foolish to even think they haven't got one eye on this site from morning til night.

I'm happy enough giving them free lessons in how to write in basic English, but it's a trying affair when people are as thick and useless as they are over there.

No idea why he made that up.

He's a very small and insignificant cog in a much larger wheel: remember, fools like Fishpaste do what they do because have nothing else to do. So let him do his thing, all day - every day. And all night, every night. For free. Free as in: no money down today, none later, but full expectations regarding scrubbing out Roundy's toilet bowl of a site.

Australians have always had this big problem with self esteem. Between the giant rats hopping around the place and the myxomatosis of all those billions of wild rabbits, they look at the desolation they're surrounded by and it suddenly becomes clear to them how tiny a life these is down under. Between Men At Work (cheap second hand rip-offs a specialty) Rolf Harris (pedophile) Mick Hutchence (hung himself trying to get an orgasm) and the lunatic old-age pensioners in AC/DC, there's fuck all else to do but look to the western hemisphere for a function in life.

So Fishballs works for a fat Irishman over in Boston, driving his little van around the car parks and delivery bays of downtown Dedham, the dumpster site of the entire planet. Five members, three of which are active every day (this includes Zippy the bush wankaroo) and three of which are also mods. More mods than members, in other words.

So why bother with them? They booted you out specifically because you help views almost all of which were the opposite of theirs. So rather than argue both sides fairly, they instead ganged up on you, plotted against you, then removed you. And then what?

Well, and then what you see is a massive drop-off in the daily post count.

If your victory is anywhere, then that's exactly where it is.

Without you, there's nothing left to argue about. So they all turn back the pages to the opening posts and read them through. When they're finished, they do the same on the Isle: go to the OP, then read the whole thing in its entirety, then go to bed. Nothing happens. Nothing's happening right now, and nothing happened last night. If you check in by tea-time in Ireland, nothing will continue to happen until past bedtime.

They can of course fill in a few hours watching Roundy's videos of car parks and street lights, but that's not very entertaining, now is it?

And that he has "won". Which says a lot for what he has going on in his life if this is that important to him.

Sort of: to me it reads like: 'I'm from down under. I live in a desert. My nearest neighbour is two-hundred and fifty-nine kilometers from here. I drive into the town once a month for supplies: sacks of potatoes, beer, sacks of carrots, beers, buckets of water, buckets of Foster's, lots of cigarettes, beer, and pornographic magazines, beer, lube, lager, cheap whiskey, hemorrhoid cream for his arse, and a multi-pack of bullets to fend off the kangaroos.

So now you have to consider Declan's position on all this Fishgunk business: he sold Irish posters out in favour of Australian posters.

What more do you need to understand that he has zero credibility?

He sold you out, an Irishman with a long history of posting across many sites.

For a kangaroo-fucker living in the middle of nowhere.

I think I was the one poster he couldnt beat, on top of him being entirely wrong with every prediction he made on Ukraine.

Well, he did take time out to serve his few months in prison.

Now he's back, society has forgiven him, he did his time, and the child he raped is in far better health than ever.

He banned me before I had a chance to to crow about it.

Nah - watching HIM crow about is much more fun. The more he goads you, the weaker Declan's position. The more he claims a victory over you, the more foolish Declan appears. The harder he digs his heels in, the more stupid the site looks. He's a sell-out, Roundy Kelly: I told you that years ago, long before I doxxed the cunt and forced him to come out of the closet.

So the man formerly know as 'YoungDan' turned out to be an aul fella in his middle to late sixties, claiming to be rich, to be powerful, to have piles of silver in his attic/garage. In reality? A small and rotund little culchie with big red ears and cheeks, vile hands and fingers, a nose covered in blotches from shaving the hair off, corpulent, massively overweight, unhealthy, ignorant, fat, fairly poor, and without anything otherwise going on his life bar daily van driving and killing time.

You're better off without him.

I never had sock puppets on Arsefields but Im going to give him something to be actually paranoid about now by creating a bunch of users on it. He cant ban them all.

Good plan: try not to attract too much attention to my long-term lurking account over there: that's where I get all my information.

Not one of them has spotted it though - which is mad given they're all mods and they all have access to the full list of members and their IP addresses.

An even better one was last year when Pish went down, Godsdog went deep undercover and chose the exact right moment to give me access to the private threads about me, in both real life and online, about the Isle, about David, Jambo, you, and loads more. I was in there for a few weeks before I blew myself up and instigated another lurking account - the same one I'm using today.

They're not every bright, and that's mostly down to them all feeling fairly smug about things.

It's truly amazing how loose these losers are.

Every one of them sponging off the wife and kids to keep their accounts open and their days and nights free for agreeing with each other about everything. Then they fold their arms across their chests and nod to each other about how 'nothing needs be said, I feel you, Bro...'

Why bother with them?

You can pea-shoot them from here, and it'll drive them nuts - try it.
 
Well, and then what you see is a massive drop-off in the daily post count.
Only if Wolf decides to stop posting entire RT articles 10 times a day.
And he will probably tire of that.

I agree with all your points though.
Its like Fishalt has instigated a hostile takeover of the site and Declan hasnt copped on yet.
 
Godsdog went deep undercover and chose the exact right moment to give me access to the private threads about me, in both real life and online, about the Isle, about David, Jambo, you, and loads more.
Thats crazy. What was being said behind the curtain?
 
Only if Wolf decides to stop posting entire RT articles 10 times a day.
And he will probably tire of that.

Yeah, without an enemy to shout at, he's just a fucking bore. He parrots all the same shit I do about Ireland and her entire incompetence, but he just loves to intersperse all of that with his favourite daydream: kids getting buggered by priests. I mean, I think it's amazing someone can so suddenly turn on and off the child-rape factor and find it hilariously funny, no?

I get the impression he feels left out of all the rapey fun priests tend to enjoy.

Or maybe he just has great memories of baby lotion, wearing knickers, brushing out his wigs, and jerking off to photos of Tony Walsh.

I agree with all your points though.
Its like Fishalt has instigated a hostile takeover of the site and Declan hasnt copped on yet.

Declan's a lazy bastard who wouldn't bother wiping his own arse after a dump only his wife holds him to task about his skiddies. But that's what happens to men that age: they not only can't ever trust a fart, they live in daily fear of shitting themselves because their hoop's been pummeled so many times you could insert a beer bottle without ever touching skin.

Not only does Declan delegate the daily chores, he only ever pipes up to say:

(1) I'm very busy all, I don't have time to post here.
(2) I'm booked up until February 2046 all.
(3) My new car is admired by all.
(4) I walked seventy-eight miles today all.
(5) I'm not fat, all - I'm just big-boned.
(6) My culchie accent is loved - by all.


Thats crazy. What was being said behind the curtain?

If I said what I saw then I'd lose my advantage over Roundy, Fishpish, and Zippy the bushy-balled fake vagina.

They're not half as smart as they think they are, and the mere fact that they can't get through even ONE DAY without talking about me, you, David, and Jambo only goes to show what the site is really worth. Since banning you, the whole board now nudges along at a handicapped-snail's pace - there's nothing at all happening. One or two posts in the AM, then maybe eight or then more after Miller-time kicks in.

Poor Wooftie: now he has to find constructive ways to spend his time.

I'd say he's three beers short of a full-on nervous breakdown.

Tiny willy syndrome all the way.
 
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