So, Mr Swordid - you do realize that while it's bad enough that Wooftie here is destroying Roundy's forum, putting his investment at risk, putting Declan himself at risk, Woooftie's now taken to giving you the middle finger too as regards his obsession with all things pedophile? Have you any balls at all, Golan? You know exactly what you would do if the site were Pish, or even P.ie - whose demise we all thought imminent.
But no, there you are: another mod job, another year gone by in the blink of an eye - and you've spent it watching Wooftie make a hames of the site you're supposed to be managing on the owner's behalf. You surprise me: you have a mod hammer in hand, yet you simply let it dangle like your old grey balls, an embarrassment to Arsefield's, to Pish, to P.ie, and most of all - to yourself. You know what you need to do to lift Arsefield's out of the mire Wooftie's dragged you all down into to share in his misery and rage all day and night.
Redeem yourself, step up - drop the stupid little prick and watch the site grow rather than wither, which is what it's doing right now - under your watch.
See, this is the level he wants the site kept at:
99% of his content is laughing emojis. Winks. Sunglasses to make him appear 'cool'. And you engage with him at that level? REALLY? When exactly did you sell out your moral bottom line to his even lower level dank-rankness? You're a failure to everyone just now, your mod badge looks as ridiculous as a pair of clown shoes would on you, if you could stand, walk, or even wheel yourself along the gangplank and out into an ocean of obscurity and nothingness.
Or you could man up and put your foot down. If you can lift it in the first place, you stumbling fucking hypocrite cowardly lying spoof-bag in a golden bra. Get off your fucking hoop and sort your rats and sewers out before everyone dies of fucking boredom listening to your Poster Of The Month, every month since Arsefield's opened it's doors - and legs, going by the clear evidence.
Or ignore me, like you usually (pretend to) do. But you know I'm right, you know something needs to be done to shut that pathetic little loser up from dragging everyone down to his level. Even Saul Bucket has more to offer the site than The Poster Of The Month and Every Month Ahead. Grease up that elbow, take your banhammer in hand and beat that fucking loser off the site for once and for all. If you don't, then chances are you'll have to moderate yourself, Saul, Myles and his little girl's pram, and then allow some room for the two or three even moderately interesting posters on the site.
Roundy will thank you for it - he obviously fucking hates Wooftie more than you do, so you'll be doing him a favour as well as the rest of the Irish blogging community. People may be reluctant to join sites I post on - but that's mostly fear. If you step to me, you know I'll have answers of my own you hadn't even considered yet. You know ROC and I are going to win out eventually, and you even admitted that much publicly. So act on your principles: remind Wooftie of the rules, show him how they're meted out, let him know his actual value to the site.
He may have the most posts, but again: 99% of them are emojis and references to pedophilia - his pet indulgence.
It's Friday, there's fuck all else to do, so why not start up a ruckus to begin the fun?
Or you could just sit there with your old grey balls in hand, afraid to act even though you know you should.
I'm watching you, all the time - you stupid fucking loser.
Show us what you're made of, you slimy fucking snake-rat sewer-dwelling old fart, go out with a bang, not a whimper, you moronic old twat. You're down to posting one-liner OPs about nuclear devices, for fuck's sake - and he's even fucking that up for you as well. Get off your hole, you yellow-bellied Nordie cunt.
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