Pahaha! I must have hit a sore-spot with that last post. The minions of Arsefield's are circling the wagons and pepping up for a battle to protect their Dear Leader and Administrator-in-Chief, Declan 'Roundy' Kelly from any further lampooning. Now I know I can be a bit close to the bone at times, but those of you who know me know too that I only ever bite back at the losers who try to out-smug me. The Feeney kind of mentality which, after looking at his own naked body in the mirror after a weekly bath, then looks at my physical appearance and tries desperately to fling something/anything in my direction in the hopes it'll both hit and hurt. Like this:
A photograph from over a decade ago of a commercial music project I built, named, acted as manager/agent for, made a lot of money with, and then disbanded. That's me second from the left in the white raw silk jacket. We've neither met nor played together since around 2015. But poor auld Feeney's still trying to get his head around how I managed to rope in so many hard-hitting Finns when I'm supposed to be an illiterate working-class scumbag. As you know, the other members consist of one professor of theology, two high-ranking Finnish military men, and a Finnish junior diplomat currently serving in Geneva.
Oh, and one more thing: apparently, we're all gay, or LGBT, or something like that.
You see, when a twat like Dave (Feeney) sees his beloved dear leader, Declan - the fat little roundy Irish midget van driver, being reminded that he's been in women's clothes many times over the years, Davey (Feeney) has to take up arms to try to do battle with me. For this battle to commence, he must provoke a war. So the post above this was the one he selected. That one bothered him a lot because he obviously followed the links I posted and then he clocked it:
'
Fuckin' hell, Mowl fuckin' nailed me best mate; I'm going to re-post that same photo I found on his old band's page AGAIN and see if it causes a spark...'
Sadly not, Dave. Everyone's seen that public photo multiple times over - but thanks again for the share. Again. We're still not planning a reunion any time soon, nor are we currently available for bookings (not that you could afford us) because that was then and this is now. But apparently, and according to Dave, what women really want isn't a physically fit and handsome/devilishly cute and over six feet tall Mowl like me, but rather, this:
Which I'm sure would make even
the engineer and bit-part model/actor Rory O'Connor of 182 Slaney Road in Sandyford feel a bit queasy. The rat-like features of Dave's cider-swilling fat pan-like face are enough to convince us all that he has the bad breath of a mongrel mutt looking to lick your lips after getting into the bio-garbage bin. Again. The football jersey (Man Utd - an English team) shows you the depth of his Irish nationalism. Probably hasn't attended a single game of any Irish sports, just sits in drinking tins watching the big games on pay-per-view. On Sundays, he obliges the wife (
jeez fuck - but what a right fucking munter SHE is) and her mother and pours his cider from the tin to a glass before necking the whole lot and opening another.
The Feeney's have an inherent rodent gene, you can see it on Dave's fat face, you can see it under the mounds of slap his Missus wears (
jeez, what a sour-pussed munter) and you can see it on Mandy's (
his midget son) face: acne, severe pimples and running sores, lumpy areas of the face and neck overgrown with the scars of spots, skin ulcers, pimples, abscesses, and the permanent scars of years of contagious herpetic open sores that destroy the skin and underlying nerves and remain for the duration of the sufferer's life. So at least they have consistency in some areas of the natural world: three right knackers with the physical appearance of an ad for severe acne infection cream.
Mowl, on the other hand, has no such skin conditions. As you know Dave - search and search and search and still you won't find any pictures of me with acne like yours. I know you can't help it, that you were born with it. Just look at your son's face. Then look at your own. Then the wife's face (
jez, I'd rather not). See? Now, imagine what your son's children might look like? If you find it too difficult, just upload a recent photo of him into your Paint app and then use a pencil or brush to add loads of red, green, and yellow spots all over his face and neck from the eyebrows down. That's your grandson - long before the ugly little rat was even conceived, let alone born into this world. Of course this is all conjecture as we still haven't had confirmation that Mandy's actually not a homosexual, a cross dressing midget who loves to be in the company of cross-dressers like Declan and Val, and a few more.
No wonder you're all in love with make-up.
And women's clothing.
And homosexuality.
And acne.
Severe acne.