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Mowl said:
Jambo takes offence at fat-cheeked, three-chinned losers with haircuts straight out of the corner-shop Muslim barbers quite easily.

I find that one hilarious: every man in Ireland with hair seems to have the same cut and style: beard leading up to a shaved area around ear level with a plop of wispy hair on top that makes their heads look less fat than they are. They'll happily throw money at Jamal when booking an appointment for a haircut and they'll even sit there telling him their life story. What they do, where they work, how they make money, who they're going out with, the game, the weather, the latest headlines (but never going too deep lest they lose the run of their mouth and say something blatantly racist.

I've read chumps who are saying that these barber shops are fronts for money-laundering cash from people-trafficking. It might well be the case, the sudden proliferation of dozens of these barber-shops is rather like the previous version which was nail salons. Ten or fifteen of them in the same neighbourhood. Where are they now? Don't the girls want their manicures and pedicures any more? Those shops opened with the advent of the newly arriving eastern European ladies with their fine features and blond hair, their grace and femininity, their cute accents, the way they walk, the way they look at you. Gorgeous little things.

Of course when Bridie and Concepta saw them coming, they freaked the fuck out and went shopping pronto. Nine inch heels, make-up applied with a standard trowel, sprayed bright orange all over in some little booth behind a top-shelf porn newsagents. The slapper mini skirts and plunging neckline tops. The speed in their bright blue bottles of WKD and the coke they bang up the nose to give them an edge before hitting The Wexford Inn for some real Irish trad to sing along to, then off to Copperfaced Jacks for the binge drinking of pints of yellow lager and shots of Jagermeister. Handbags on the floor beside them, they lurch and sway on the spot and eyeball the culchie coppers and nurses for someone to give them a love-bite right under their ear for everyone to see (bar herself, the dumb slapper).

I bet you a pound to a penny that when Jimmy Jambo needs a trim, he's off down to to see Jamal and Mohammud to get his nasal hair waxed (then crying like a baby) and his ear-lugs cleaned with a small but powerful jet of warm water that breaks up the wax and washes it out. Then the beard-shaping: Jamal gives him three photos to look at: 'you pick one you, I have you cut in ten minute, my friend'.

Look very closely at that photo above, my friend: that's you.

100% James Dawson - born loser, closet homosexual, lazy cunt, and boring second hand bastard with a short fuse.
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I'm aghast at the level of male grooming in general these days (and don't get me started on skinny jeans)

And have you seen the price of haircuts.. and these idiots are in there fortnightly. Jaze
 
Poor Jambo.

He can't even catch a break on Arsefields of all places.

Why does poor Jambo keep getting knocked out for the count before he's even managed to pull his zipper down?

What a chump.

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And we know why you went over too.

You saw that dirty, crusty old defrocked priest trying to move in on your boy crush, Keith Woods, didn't you.

gollum said:
He has a slim lined tightly knit body rather than one of a "skinny little geek"- yeah he is too disciplined for the excesses that have aged "Tommy".

Seriously I would pay good money for a mixed martial arts match between Keith Woods and Tommy though it would not last long. Keith would defeat him in maybe under a minute, certainly under five minutes.
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So after a slab of Dutch courage, you thought you would go over there and scratch his face and pull his hair, didn't you.

Only he slung you out as soon as you stumbled in the door.

Poor Jambo.

:rolleyes:
 
David said:
He calls me 22 stone, even though he's probably closer to that figure himself.
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Nah - you'd need to double up some of those numbers.

The others you'd need to multiply them by the power of 2,024.

David said:
The heaviest I've ever been was about 205 pounds in my early twenties due to some medications I was taking. Back down to around 160 pounds now.
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I can eat what I like.

Makes no difference to my BMI, so whatever's going I'm in like Flynn.

Electricity said:
I'm aghast at the level of male grooming in general these days (and don't get me started on skinny jeans)

And have you seen the price of haircuts.. and these idiots are in there fortnightly. Jaze
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It's true. We have loads of them in Kallio, the bohemian district. There's usually a queue of guys (you rarely see kids in them, but up here most kids wear their hair long like Vikings) and everyone chatting and getting along fine. The basic styles they offer are all from their own home cultures, they aren't providing a traditional type service with what northern Europeans previously thought to be the local style. This one is set for the wearing of a head-rag. That's why there's no hair in the middle: that's where the do-do-rag sits and is tied into place.

Suckers, every fucking one of them.

No wonder Jamal and Maktun are breaking their bollocks laughing at the white guys - who are paying them hard cash to look just like them.

These days, everyone has a beard - the middle of their head shaved tight from ear to ear, and that quiff on top that sits like a sail on a roundy little boat lost at sea. I saw it in Dublin last time I was home. Every Irish fucker at the event had the exact same haircut: straight out of Morocco, Syria, the Middle East, and off around the world. The Yanks don't seem to have taken to it, not as far as I can see at least, but Paddy and Mick? Fuck yeah.

Your migrants are making a killing off you.

Nobody seems to have noticed either, but it is what it is: a Muslim haircut/style.

Electricity said:
Looks like Wolf said that Mowl Mowl is a child abuser, a known nonce -
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No, he said Kangal's a nonce.

Electricity said:
Post in thread 'Breaking - Mass Stabbing event in Liverpool' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.co...s-stabbing-event-in-liverpool.959/post-109446
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Learn to fucking read, you dumb cunt.

And lay off the fucking Dutch Gold when you're addressing the Mowl.

Electricity said:
I liked my username (which I thought of on the fly because of limited letters)

Coronation X
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Limited IQ too.

Electricity said:
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You tried to join Arsefield's - again?

Lookit - beg, that's the only thing that'll sway Roundy: you have to rim the hole off him - in full public view, then you can restart your failed 'Z Team' project with the other fucking twats on his site. I'm sure they'll welcome you back with open arses.

roc_abilly said:
Poor Jambo.

He can't even catch a break on Arsefields of all places.

Why does poor Jambo keep getting knocked out for the count before he's even managed to pull his zipper down?

What a chump.
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I blame the Dutch.

roc_abilly said:
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And we know why you went over too.

You saw that dirty, crusty old defrocked priest trying to move in on your boy crush, Keith Woods, didn't you.
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Jimmy and Keith make a lovely couple: Jambo drinks tequila while Keith talks dirty in Spanish.



roc_abilly said:
So after a slab of Dutch courage, you thought you would go over there and scratch his face and pull his hair, didn't you.

Only he slung you out as soon as you stumbled in the door.
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Some days I just can't help pitying Jambo. I know there are few worse insults than to pity a man and tell him that you do, but in Jimmy's case he needs to understand the precise reasons for being the single most despised rat bastard on the blogs anywhere out of Ireland.

Yet he continues to live out this illusion that he's 'cool' and the gang.

Wait til it finally dawns on him: shares in Dutch Gold will hit the roof.

roc_abilly said:
Poor Jambo.

:rolleyes:
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And he is poor, hasn't a penny to his name nor an arse in his pants.

He has a thing about skinny jeans too: must have Roundy Kelly syndrome: claims to have walked ten miles like it's something Olympic. Why the fuck would a fat little cunt like Roundy Kelly feel the need to talk about weight? Look at the fucking state of the little cunt:



Poor Roundy.
 


The fucking state of this little cunt?

Never surrender?

You never leave the fucking armchair, you complete faggot-fucking doofus.

Give the elderly folks of your county back all the gear your (44yr old) son robbed from them.

Never fucking surrender?

Fight??

:ROFLMAO:
 
What's this shite all about?


Trolling Misinformation and suchlike!

The West's heading down a nasty totalitarian route. Driven by the progressive left irony of ironies. There's non stop trolling of sites such as this and constant pontificating about misinformation. Here is a short interesting Commentary on forum trolling. Let's contrast and compare what happens...
www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com
The West's heading down a nasty totalitarian route.
Driven by the progressive left irony of ironies.
There's non stop trolling of sites such as this and constant pontificating about misinformation.
Here is a short interesting Commentary on forum trolling.
Let's contrast and compare what happens here and on other forums we visit.
Keep in mind botscand AI are part of the disruption game these days.

https://ritholtz.com/2012/11/the-gentlemans-guide-to-forum-disruption/
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Ban everyone who disagrees with me...

Trolling Misinformation and suchlike!

The West's heading down a nasty totalitarian route. Driven by the progressive left irony of ironies. There's non stop trolling of sites such as this and constant pontificating about misinformation. Here is a short interesting Commentary on forum trolling. Let's contrast and compare what happens...
www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com
 
In fairness, I've no idea why Kangal even bothers to fight a losing battle with cranky old men who use terms like:

'It's good we have some of our people broadcasting live from the protest...'

'I'll get on to a lad I know in the suburbs - he's one of our kind..'

'This forum is real as fuck, Man..'

That lunatic Wooftie never ceases with the cancerous bile: he's apparently possessed with pedophilia. And any fool who goes onto sites like these with a name like 'Wolf' is obviously a strange and isolated dole sponger living off the wife and spending his days pursuing one thing and one thing only: pedophilia, and why everyone today is a pedophile - except him. Which sorta brings you to only one possible conclusion, right?

He's a nonce.

Kiddy-fiddler.

Probably the sort of 'wolf' who'll later find himself answering to charges put to him by the moral police regarding his own kids, his sweet little niece, his nephews, and any misfortunate handicapped/wheelchair-bound child-cripple living nearby. You can smell it off him like he can smell another man's seed on his wife's lips when she frowns and serves him his cold porridge for supper. Creepy and repulsive.
 
Electricity said:
Post in thread 'General Chat For All To Read.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-for-all-to-read.483/post-110353

The Olympics thread is locked for some reason so I have to post this here

Because, Wendy, people like you would be shiteing on about it till the next one. With anti-'woke' or muh masonic upside down Satanic hand signals, Christ is King! videos etc.
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lol

Post in thread 'General Chat For All To Read.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-for-all-to-read.483/post-110527

See?
 


Let me clarify that for you, Wooftie: no, they don't hate themselves and they don't hate you either. They don't even know you fucking exist, you stupid fucking cunt. Why are you in such a permanent rage anyway, cunty? Did yer Ma slap you around a bit too much? Or was it your Da abused you? Your fascination with all things pedophile is telling, y'know? if I were you I'd move on - you've been trying to pick that shite off your fat arse for years at this stage.

If you want to play with kids, say so - don't be telling everyone else that they're the ones with the problem.

You're the problem, you stupid cunt.

So tell us all in any way: why did you choose the username 'Wolf'?

Are you a wolf?

No?

See, that's probably why you look like such a fucking loser, wolves are lone creatures, you're a social animal, one that can't survive without your pack around you. So no, you're not even aware of how wolves live. You're so fucking dumb it makes me want to 3D print an emoji of a thumbs-up and smash your rotten teeth out with it.

Wolf?

WOLF??

Pahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...
 
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