That's mostly because he doesn't have any - most fuckers who bang on about being rich are Walter Mitty's distant cousins.
That video?
Oh, wait - THIS video:
The sheer fucking state of the little roundy cunt? He's been banging on about his own coin for around fifteen to sixteen years at this stage, and he still hasn't made a move. He seems to think he's some sort of Paul Revere with his silver penny dreams of having created something that'll outlive him. Try your fucking y-fronts, you stupid little cunt. Go on a fucking diet too, you fat bastard.
You're as fucking dumb as a tin of paint that's crusted over and been on the shelf since 1967, you roundy loser.
A fat little kitten in sheep's clothing, more like. If Roundy ever raised a fist to another man, then he'd need three days in bed sleeping to recover from it. His elbows are his most important asset - without them, how's he going to cram all those cheeseburgers into his fat face?
He's absolutely fucking hilarious really, but not in the way he was hoping for: even Val's out-classed him.