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roc_abilly
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Poor Jambo.
He can't even catch a break on Arsefields of all places.
Why does poor Jambo keep getting knocked out for the count before he's even managed to pull his zipper down?
What a chump.
And we know why you went over too.
You saw that dirty, crusty old defrocked priest trying to move in on your boy crush, Keith Woods, didn't you.
So after a slab of Dutch courage, you thought you would go over there and scratch his face and pull his hair, didn't you.
Only he slung you out as soon as you stumbled in the door.
Poor Jambo.
He can't even catch a break on Arsefields of all places.
Why does poor Jambo keep getting knocked out for the count before he's even managed to pull his zipper down?
What a chump.
And we know why you went over too.
You saw that dirty, crusty old defrocked priest trying to move in on your boy crush, Keith Woods, didn't you.
gollum said:
So after a slab of Dutch courage, you thought you would go over there and scratch his face and pull his hair, didn't you.
Only he slung you out as soon as you stumbled in the door.
Poor Jambo.
Mowl
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Nah - you'd need to double up some of those numbers.
The others you'd need to multiply them by the power of 2,024.
I can eat what I like.
Makes no difference to my BMI, so whatever's going I'm in like Flynn.
It's true. We have loads of them in Kallio, the bohemian district. There's usually a queue of guys (you rarely see kids in them, but up here most kids wear their hair long like Vikings) and everyone chatting and getting along fine. The basic styles they offer are all from their own home cultures, they aren't providing a traditional type service with what northern Europeans previously thought to be the local style. This one is set for the wearing of a head-rag. That's why there's no hair in the middle: that's where the do-do-rag sits and is tied into place.
Suckers, every fucking one of them.
No wonder Jamal and Maktun are breaking their bollocks laughing at the white guys - who are paying them hard cash to look just like them.
These days, everyone has a beard - the middle of their head shaved tight from ear to ear, and that quiff on top that sits like a sail on a roundy little boat lost at sea. I saw it in Dublin last time I was home. Every Irish fucker at the event had the exact same haircut: straight out of Morocco, Syria, the Middle East, and off around the world. The Yanks don't seem to have taken to it, not as far as I can see at least, but Paddy and Mick? Fuck yeah.
Your migrants are making a killing off you.
Nobody seems to have noticed either, but it is what it is: a Muslim haircut/style.
Looks like Wolf said thatMowl is a child abuser, a known nonce -
No, he said Kangal's a nonce.
Learn to fucking read, you dumb cunt.
And lay off the fucking Dutch Gold when you're addressing the Mowl.
Limited IQ too.
You tried to join Arsefield's - again?
Lookit - beg, that's the only thing that'll sway Roundy: you have to rim the hole off him - in full public view, then you can restart your failed 'Z Team' project with the other fucking twats on his site. I'm sure they'll welcome you back with open arses.
I blame the Dutch.
And we know why you went over too.
You saw that dirty, crusty old defrocked priest trying to move in on your boy crush, Keith Woods, didn't you.
Jimmy and Keith make a lovely couple: Jambo drinks tequila while Keith talks dirty in Spanish.
Some days I just can't help pitying Jambo. I know there are few worse insults than to pity a man and tell him that you do, but in Jimmy's case he needs to understand the precise reasons for being the single most despised rat bastard on the blogs anywhere out of Ireland.
Yet he continues to live out this illusion that he's 'cool' and the gang.
Wait til it finally dawns on him: shares in Dutch Gold will hit the roof.
Poor Jambo.
And he is poor, hasn't a penny to his name nor an arse in his pants.
He has a thing about skinny jeans too: must have Roundy Kelly syndrome: claims to have walked ten miles like it's something Olympic. Why the fuck would a fat little cunt like Roundy Kelly feel the need to talk about weight? Look at the fucking state of the little cunt:
Poor Roundy.
Mowl
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The (literary) point of Also [insert name]: is a juxtaposition
That is what I did. That is not what you did.
You are stupid.
See?
This is a classic example of why you haven't a single mate to call your pal.
If I lived a life as empty and pointless as yours - then I'd kill myself.
You refuse to, and all because you want to be a known troll.
It's not much of a life is it, Jimmy?
Your one?
Mowl
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To fuck off?
Fuck off.
Won any millions on the poker lately, Jim?
Electricity
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How the fuck is spam a bannable offence on Arsefield's
Electricity
Member
Lately? It took about five years
Electricity
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Musk drawing attention to Muslim rape gangs and the anti-white police state
Electricity
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Electricity
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lol
Watch on Telegram
Watch on Telegram
Electricity
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Electricity
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Watch on Telegram
Tolerant Fellow's Hologram
One week of feeling a tiny slither of the fear and uncertainty that British people have endured for over half a century and she's ready to throw in the towel.
t.me
Mowl
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How the fuck is spam a bannable offence on Arsefield's
tldr
Mowl
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..followed by losing it all in ten minutes flat?
You're some sad fucking spoofer, Jimmy.
Electricity
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Does a straight beat a flush?
Online poker can be quite like live poker you know, in that you can play in games with a lot of the same players and then of course you get to know them.
I remember my first regular game was on Betfair, .5/1 PL Holdem. Pot limit is classified as 'big bet poker' but it's more of a European thing, the North Americans sticking mostly to no limit (NL).
Anyway, I remember to this day the best player in that game, a consistent winner. Although he'd play it down himself, talk about a big loss he had the other night.. that no one ever saw
He was quite a likeable chap too, don't forget there's a chatbox on the table so us players would be shooting the shit in that.
'Kid Poker', Daniel Negreanu, always maintained that's it's important to be liked at the poker table and for people to be having fun (so it's easier to take their money
). Negreanu is the guy in the blibbity blabbity video that I sometimes post at you and
roc_abilly, Matusow is Mike 'The Mouth' Matusow -There's a hand I remember playing
in the Betfair PL game with the very good player and another not-so-good player. To cut a long story short, all the cards have been dealt and it's the final round of betting. I must preface by saying that the board (community cards) is unpaired, why is that important? Because it means that a full house and quads are impossible (every Holdem player knows this) so what is the best possible hand then? Well, if there's at least three cards of the same suit on the board, it's a flush (otherwise a straight, a flush beats a straight every time Mowl). And this board did indeed have three to a flush, so someone with the ace high flush (nut flush) holding the ace in their hand would be looking pretty, I mean that's gonna be the best hand like what, 999 times out of a 1000?
So anyway, I know what the OG player has, from the way the hand had gone and knowing him, he's got the ace high flush. The bad player, first to act, bets, then it's on me and so what do I do? See, I've struck gold, I have a straight flush, the stone cold nuts. I must also preface here that I'm using both of my hole cards, so my hand is that much more concealed. It's like the difference between a 'set' and trips in Holdem, both hands are three-of-a-kind but the set is using both hole cards and therefore is a more powerful hand, it's that much less visible.
So, I flat. Smooth call, no raise. I'm going to let the OG player raise for me, why wouldn't he raise, he has the nut flush (I'm pretty sure) and sure enough, it gets to him and he does raise, and then when it gets back to me.. I of course re-raise. And he insta-mucked, threw away the nut flush in a heartbeat. Pretty impressive.
I mean, when you think about it, it wasn't that hard of a laydown. He knows me, I know him and he knows that I know that he has the nut flush, so what could I possibly be re-raising with other than the straight flush. Could've been a nice bluff situation actually (4D poker) if the bad player folded but anyway, I did have the one in a thousand hand and he made the good laydown effortlessly.
