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Does he ever stop sticking his fingers in his various orifices?

Ears? check
Nostrils? check
Eyes? check
Anus? check - (both of them)
 
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Is that a before the diet or an after the diet photo?



'How are you today, Dave?'

Better.

'Better?'

Better get a bucket - I'm going to throw up.
 
They hate you

Who?

Me?

Me personally, like?

Jambo - he grabbed what's called a pop-shield.

Y'know those lads who man the sentry boxes outside Buckingham Palace?

Well, you know those big fluffy hats they wear? *

A pop shield is kind of like that, but not really - its function is to reduce the noise of the winds blowing around it that would otherwise fog up the microphone input levels. We use them in the studio all the time for vocalists: when an artist is singing from the heart, flecks of spittle can dart off the lips and hit the microphone's metal shield, making a pop sound. You won't hear it as it happens, but you definitely will when you solo the vocal part and play it from the start. Those little pops have destroyed many an otherwise 100% recording.

Some studio wags prefer to buy a pair of women's tights: they cut off the crotch area and attach it to a bent-up wire hanger and place it just in front to the middle of the junction between the voice and the microphone. Of course, some fuckers use their ex-girlfriend's tights, which is nasty.


* I was going to say: 'hang your bollocks on it', but I changed my mind at the last moment.
 
The Finns take old cars like that and strip them down to the bare essentials, then soup up the engine, strap themselves in and rally it all over the wilds. This is why we've given the world so many excellent racing drivers as well as gritty rally-drivers. The only animals that might get hurt are big dumb moose. Every other living thing hightails it out of the area, but the moose are always curious and will stand in front of a speeding car like big dopes and get smacked back into the forests.

There's no point in using moose fences made of wire that far north, plus there are too many off roads to make any difference, so you take your chances and try not to kill or be killed. Smash into an adult moose at say seventy mph and you'll be left scattered among the engine parts and car furniture. The moose will just walk away.

Imagine Val rally driving?

He'd probably attach a slurry spreader to the toe bar.
 
If these guys ever mention the Holocaust again...

 
Who?

Me?

Me personally, like?
lol

Mowl, always thinking of himself

Jambo - he grabbed what's called a pop-shield.

Y'know those lads who man the sentry boxes outside Buckingham Palace?

Well, you know those big fluffy hats they wear? *

A pop shield is kind of like that, but not really - its function is to reduce the noise of the winds blowing around it that would otherwise fog up the microphone input levels. We use them in the studio all the time for vocalists: when an artist is singing from the heart, flecks of spittle can dart off the lips and hit the microphone's metal shield, making a pop sound. You won't hear it as it happens, but you definitely will when you solo the vocal part and play it from the start. Those little pops have destroyed many an otherwise 100% recording.

Some studio wags prefer to buy a pair of women's tights: they cut off the crotch area and attach it to a bent-up wire hanger and place it just in front to the middle of the junction between the voice and the microphone. Of course, some fuckers use their ex-girlfriend's tights, which is nasty.


* I was going to say: 'hang your bollocks on it', but I changed my mind at the last moment.
 
Irish runner Rhasidat Adeleke


had a great start to the Olympic week.

Adeleke was born in Dublin in 2002 to parents Ade and Prince Adeleke, who were originally from Oyo State in western Nigeria. Ade has worked for state postal company An Post. She attended St Mark's Primary school in Tallaght before going on to attend Presentation Community College Terenure. She is a member of Tallaght Athletic Club.

 
Your stupid fucking white supremacist memes and spamming, Jambo.

Have you even one original thought in your head?


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Your stupid fucking white supremacist memes and spamming, Jambo.
Also roc:

I think there's nothing meaningful about "the white race", and by extension, "white genocide", or "anti-white", or all that other stuff.

Have you even one original thought in your head?
Other than (what you call) antisemitism, your favourite subject the only thing you're interested in.. is that what you mean? 🤔

lol Jews can't meme
 
Worth bearing in mind, every shitlib on Gaychat right now:


 
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