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I think the Mr Wells thing on The Fast Show is a spoof of Oasis and the Wonderwall video, e.g. Liam with the sunglasses and Noel chewing gum.




 
Hey David David, what's up with this site that you can't embed videos, except for YouTube (presumably so Mowl can post his shit music videos that no one watches or listens to)??

I mean, it's like we've gone back in time..

 
David said:
What videos aren't embedding?
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Liam Gallagher for a start, then there's that young wan who's great at the chess, and your man Philip Dwyer - the talking potato, and likely Susanna Hogg from Ze Banglez. She's in her seventies now but you know the deal with Jambo.

Old women seem to get him all flustered.
 
Lol at Dan trying to be hip with his U Tube

New U Tube Channel.

Now that I have decided to return to making videos and lively going to be holding conversations and interviews etc, we must decide on a name for it. As I said before I interviewed world famous people like Ashley Mote MEP. I think in the meantime, we can have a listen to some of those. Thank...
www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com

So, so kewl...
 
David said:
Lol at Dan trying to be hip with his U Tube

New U Tube Channel.

Now that I have decided to return to making videos and lively going to be holding conversations and interviews etc, we must decide on a name for it. As I said before I interviewed world famous people like Ashley Mote MEP. I think in the meantime, we can have a listen to some of those. Thank...
www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com

So, so kewl...
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Who the fuck is Ashley Mote?

The state of Declan though?

'Now that I have decided...'

He writes like he's announcing the sights around Boston from the front seat of his van to a group of three Japanese people with zero English:

'Now that we are here, I have decided that there is the loading bay of the main entrance to the WalMart clothing section. All who see it love it. I am now going to show you a set of traffic lights from the period 1948 through 2006 over to your left. Just beneath the pole you will see a rusted spot where all who passed pissed...'

 
Some sap on the BBBB tried it on with me earlier.

So I gave him a few good slaps and he quit.

All that WHILE laughing at Jambo at the same time?

Yeah.
 
I feel so sorry for his kids growing up. Having Dan as a Dad must have been so cringey and embarrassing.
 
David said:
Lol at Dan trying to be hip with his U Tube

New U Tube Channel.

Now that I have decided to return to making videos and lively going to be holding conversations and interviews etc, we must decide on a name for it. As I said before I interviewed world famous people like Ashley Mote MEP. I think in the meantime, we can have a listen to some of those. Thank...
www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com

So, so kewl...
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lol Literally no one has a clue what the fuck he's babbling about (in his barely legible script)

He's some fucking clown that fella, why do you think he got a degree in mechanical engineering (which I will assume is true) and then became a barman and now busker?

I'll give him his dues, he scraped by
 
David said:
I feel so sorry for his kids growing up.
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Same here, especially Eric, the oldest lad.

Declan kept filming him every time he did a broadcast from the lounge out on Pond Farm Drive, the poor lad was mortified watching his Da fall off the hoverboard onto his ample arse. Every time Eric brought a girl home, Declan would open the top five buttons on his short-sleeved shirt, then stick his bow-tie in his top pocket, all the while staring at her and licking his lips.

David said:
Having Dan as a Dad must have been so cringey and embarrassing.
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Yeah, really.

Imagine how Marianne feels, but?

Electricity said:
lol Literally no one has a clue what the fuck he's babbling about (in his barely legible script)
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Same applies to you, Champ.

Nobody cares either.

Not even me.

Electricity said:
He's some fucking clown that fella, why do you think he got a degree in mechanical engineering (which I will assume is true) and then became a barman and now busker?
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Because his IQ, like yours - is in the minus range.

In fact, your IQ is so low, according to Val Martin you shouldn't even exist.

Electricity said:
I'll give him his dues, he scraped by
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Like yourself so - be the arse of yer pants.

Or someone else's pants you nicked off their washing line.

Not having a Ma has damaged you in so many ways.

I almost pity you.

Almost - but not quite, Shay.
 
Mowl said:
Same here, especially Eric, the oldest lad.

Declan kept filming him every time he did a broadcast from the lounge out on Pond Farm Drive, the poor lad was mortified watching his Da fall off the hoverboard onto his ample arse. Every time Eric brought a girl home, Declan would open the top five buttons on his short-sleeved shirt, then stick his bow-tie in his top pocket, all the while staring at her and licking his lips.



Yeah, really.

Imagine how Marianne feels, but?



Same applies to you, Champ.

Nobody cares either.

Not even me.



Because his IQ, like yours - is in the minus range.

In fact, your IQ is so low, according to Val Martin you shouldn't even exist.



Like yourself so - be the arse of yer pants.

Or someone else's pants you nicked off their washing line.

Not having a Ma has damaged you in so many ways.

I almost pity you.

Almost - but not quite, Shay.
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tldr
 
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