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You're a schizophrenic?

Nah, just a regular heart-throb.


Yer ma.

I don't care.

Neither do I - but then again I don't have to, do I?

I suppose it's more interesting here to try to understand why you're a beta - or laugh at you for being one

Jimmy: this is Finland, I get laid.

You're in Ireland, a shut-in: - you haven't even been hugged since you returned from your big gay Australian holiday with the lads down on Bondi Beach.
 
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Just another typical day in Jambo's strange life: watching Irish boy bands, writing about English boy bands, thinking about boys in general..



What a lovely little homosexual you make, Jimmy.
 
It's a Congolese cluster-fuck the size and scale of Bertie Ahearn's whoppers and mince pies.

I bet up and down the country there's gang-loads of new arrivals sharpening their kirpans and slavering at the video attached. The gang-load of security personnel who chased him down held him pinned to the concrete for nearly five minutes. Body holds, feet being kneeled on, neck being kneeled on - his whole head too - and you can assume that by the end of it he was already dead. The carting him off to hospital and pronouncing the death from there is just a flower show in early summer.

You could single out any forty-five seconds of the various choke holds they all had him as being the beginning of his demise and the end of his life.

Two meters away there's a pensioner on the ground with a gang around him too, though we're not as yet privy to what exactly happened there, apart from him getting barged into and his hip broken either with the impact of the thirty-five year old 'computer programmer' slamming into him, or else when he hit the concrete. Either way, he was carted off to surgery and we all hope he gets back on his feet after his misfortunate luck in being in precisely the wrong place at the wrong time. Probably shopping for new socks, the poor auld fucker.

Mental all the same that the shoplifter's age is claimed to be thirty-five.
He looks much older than any thirty-five year-old I've ever met, but sure it's be racist to claim otherwise, no?
If he's really a computer geek, what the fuck was doing shoplifting in Arnott's anyway?
They have a bargain basement, I used to swing by most visits home for Irish items to take home with me.
Security up the arse, on every door, on every side, and there are quite a few entrances/exits spread out across at least three busy streets.

I'd imagine Bertie's feeling a bit less embarrassed about getting caught out mouthing off against the Congolese in general, and he's probably even writing up a new response to have ready should anyone happen to ask him if he feels any responsibility about Ireland's Congolese immigrants getting an unfair deal in this exact manner. Does he think that the goons did their job or did they kill the poor shoplifter deliberately?

At the end of the video, they all seem a bit confused with the body lying there all limp and face down in the dirt.
Did they clock that they'd done a George Floyd on him or did they think he was faking it?
Five minutes of being held down by brute force featuring at least five goons isn't a good look for the Ireland of the thousand welcomes.
Looked to me like it was at the four minute mark when he started kicking out the death throes: so it took around thirty seconds for him to die breathlessly.
High price to pay for whatever shit he was nicking, even higher price for the innocent old man with the hip operation.

So now you have a dead Congolese male lying in the morgue, and a few dozen more of them holding a vigil on the spot where he died even as I write.



Kind of sad that the old man is nothing more than small beer collateral in all of this: he was entirely innocent and I hope the bleeding hearts keep him in mind when they start castigating anyone and everyone for this outright racist killing, as they seem to want to frame it. George Floyd's already being bandied about, but I also saw George Nchenko's name being tossed in for good measure. That kid who hacked up a shop assistant's arms and was followed home to his front garden by the coppers, who eventually shot him down while he was waving his (culturally appropriate) machete around like a lunatic. Only it turned out he was actually a bit touched, shall we say.
 
It's a Congolese cluster-fuck the size and scale of Bertie Ahearn's whoppers and mince pies.

I bet up and down the country there's gang-loads of new arrivals sharpening their kirpans and slavering at the video attached. The gang-load of security personnel who chased him down held him pinned to the concrete for nearly five minutes. Body holds, feet being kneeled on, neck being kneeled on - his whole head too - and you can assume that by the end of it he was already dead. The carting him off to hospital and pronouncing the death from there is just a flower show in early summer.

You could single out any forty-five seconds of the various choke holds they all had him as being the beginning of his demise and the end of his life.

Two meters away there's a pensioner on the ground with a gang around him too, though we're not as yet privy to what exactly happened there, apart from him getting barged into and his hip broken either with the impact of the thirty-five year old 'computer programmer' slamming into him, or else when he hit the concrete. Either way, he was carted off to surgery and we all hope he gets back on his feet after his misfortunate luck in being in precisely the wrong place at the wrong time. Probably shopping for new socks, the poor auld fucker.

Mental all the same that the shoplifter's age is claimed to be thirty-five.
He looks much older than any thirty-five year-old I've ever met, but sure it's be racist to claim otherwise, no?
If he's really a computer geek, what the fuck was doing shoplifting in Arnott's anyway?
They have a bargain basement, I used to swing by most visits home for Irish items to take home with me.
Security up the arse, on every door, on every side, and there are quite a few entrances/exits spread out across at least three busy streets.

I'd imagine Bertie's feeling a bit less embarrassed about getting caught out mouthing off against the Congolese in general, and he's probably even writing up a new response to have ready should anyone happen to ask him if he feels any responsibility about Ireland's Congolese immigrants getting an unfair deal in this exact manner. Does he think that the goons did their job or did they kill the poor shoplifter deliberately?

At the end of the video, they all seem a bit confused with the body lying there all limp and face down in the dirt.
Did they clock that they'd done a George Floyd on him or did they think he was faking it?
Five minutes of being held down by brute force featuring at least five goons isn't a good look for the Ireland of the thousand welcomes.
Looked to me like it was at the four minute mark when he started kicking out the death throes: so it took around thirty seconds for him to die breathlessly.
High price to pay for whatever shit he was nicking, even higher price for the innocent old man with the hip operation.

So now you have a dead Congolese male lying in the morgue, and a few dozen more of them holding a vigil on the spot where he died even as I write.



Kind of sad that the old man is nothing more than small beer collateral in all of this: he was entirely innocent and I hope the bleeding hearts keep him in mind when they start castigating anyone and everyone for this outright racist killing, as they seem to want to frame it. George Floyd's already being bandied about, but I also saw George Nchenko's name being tossed in for good measure. That kid who hacked up a shop assistant's arms and was followed home to his front garden by the coppers, who eventually shot him down while he was waving his (culturally appropriate) machete around like a lunatic. Only it turned out he was actually a bit touched, shall we say.
So you're having none of the auld racism yourself then?

It did seem a little excessive but presumably he was resisting eh, apprehension quite aggressively
 
So you're having none of the auld racism yourself then?

Hardly.

What's racist about shop security chasing down a thief?

I'm guessing if he hadn't run then he'd have been processed and handed over to the cops - who in turn would let him go.

It's also true that the old geezer with the broken hip wouldn't have had his autumn years stolen away from him so brutally.

It did seem a little excessive but presumably he was resisting eh, apprehension quite aggressively

What I would question is why the shoplifter's right hand and arm wasn't being held down. I don't think shop security have jurisdiction to handcuff a shoplifter, even if they're trying to leg it. But it's also pretty clear that the goons had him pinned every which way except for his right arm, which can be clearly seen flailing about at times and even the most hostile of the goons nearest the camera to the left isn't trying to hold it down.

They seem rather old for door security, or maybe that's just me?
Portly around the belly, sagging arses, fat necks, old man flaps.

But like with the George Floyd show, the shoplifter isn't being handled according to protocol.
Five or six heavy fuckers on your back will tend to cause your lungs to fail, and your heart to attack.

Or you could just try not robbing stuff in the first place.
Then running for it when you're copped.

But the bleeding hearts will see it their own way, and as far they're concerned thus far, those goons are murderers.

Wouldn't like to be any of them should their names and faces be released to the public at large, and a few versions of the video show their faces clearly.

There's the whiff of blood in the air, and it'll stick around as long as this plays out.
 
Hardly.

What's racist about shop security chasing down a thief?
But the thief was BLECK!, the Mowl. And his murderers were wypipo. Well, mostly -



I'm guessing if he hadn't run then he'd have been processed and handed over to the cops - who in turn would let him go.

It's also true that the old geezer with the broken hip wouldn't have had his autumn years stolen away from him so brutally.



What I would question is why the shoplifter's right hand and arm wasn't being held down. I don't think shop security have jurisdiction to handcuff a shoplifter, even if they're trying to leg it. But it's also pretty clear that the goons had him pinned every which way except for his right arm, which can be clearly seen flailing about at times and even the most hostile of the goons nearest the camera to the left isn't trying to hold it down.

They seem rather old for door security, or maybe that's just me?
Portly around the belly, sagging arses, fat necks, old man flaps.

But like with the George Floyd show, the shoplifter isn't being handled according to protocol.
Five or six heavy fuckers on your back will tend to cause your lungs to fail, and your heart to attack.

Or you could just try not robbing stuff in the first place.
Then running for it when you're copped.

But the bleeding hearts will see it their own way, and as far they're concerned thus far, those goons are murderers.

Wouldn't like to be any of them should their names and faces be released to the public at large, and a few versions of the video show their faces clearly.

There's the whiff of blood in the air, and it'll stick around as long as this plays out.
 
But the thief was BLECK!, the Mowl.

Had it have been some regular inner city scobe who tried to nick whatever and ran for it when he was collared, only to die in the scuffle afterwards, it wouldn't be a racist killing, now would it?

And his murderers were wypipo.

There's no doubt they killed him, but that wasn't their goal, now was it?

If he dinn do nuffin, why run?

Even if he dropped whatever he was trying to nick and still ran anyway and it led to this, would that be murder?

Nope.

A situation in duress, nobody planned for this endgame - which would be a basic requirement for it to be premeditated murder.

Well, mostly -

That's a bystander getting all up close to the action: I didn't see any non-white security guards in the video doing the rounds.

Social media's all weepy an' ting.

Uptown top-rankin'..

 
Had it have been some regular inner city scobe who tried to nick whatever and ran for it when he was collared, only to die in the scuffle afterwards, it wouldn't be a racist killing, now would it?
Killing a white person can't be racist, by definition. Nons do it all the time and they're never accused of racism

There's no doubt they killed him, but that wasn't their goal, now was it?

If he dinn do nuffin, why run?

Even if he dropped whatever he was trying to nick and still ran anyway and it led to this, would that be murder?

Nope.

A situation in duress, nobody planned for this endgame - which would be a basic requirement for it to be premeditated murder.
That's a bystander getting all up close to the action: I didn't see any non-white security guards in the video doing the rounds.
Oh, so it was a concerned co-effnick of his, was it?

Social media's all weepy an' ting.

Uptown top-rankin'..
 
Killing a white person can't be racist, by definition.

So if I slaughtered you with a hatchet because I think you're a scumbag closet-racist lazy fucking cunt of a sad excuse for an Irishman, and said so first, that that still wouldn't be a racist killing? Even though I'm slaughtering you because I dislike Irish scumbag racist dole-sponging tool-bags? Who look like you. Dress like you. Write like you. Live like you.

Can one Irish person murder another out of a loathing/dislike/hate for the Irish in general and still not be racist?

Even if he chose to emigrate, identify legally with his host country, and then set about killing an Irishman - because he's Irish?

Nons do it all the time and they're never accused of racism

Nons?

Oh, so it was a concerned co-effnick of his, was it?

You're asking me?
I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
It's not my problem: it's yours, it's your country.
I left to get away from Paddy-Irishman shit like this.
Haven't looked back since, only to guffaw and point fingers.

Fuck that.
 
Having watched the video again, it turns out you were right: there was one coloured guy assisting the goons when Sakila died. I'm guessing he's offside while the investigation goes on. Post mortem hasn't shown anything of significance so that's a dead end. No pun intended.

What I would say is that the portly geezer with the white hair and cheap suit over even cheaper shoes was extremely heavy-handed (in using his knee to crush the guy's head into the concrete) and used excessive force considering the situation: a shoplifting offence. There's no way those goons would have pulled the same rough-housing shit on an Irish person (or rather a person of Caucasian appearance) had it been the case.

His knee into the bloke's neck could easily have crushed his throat had been face-up on the ground. The knee to the neck was the beginning of the end (observing from just before the two-minute mark on the popular video that's almost five minutes in duration) for the dead guy: you can see his struggles begin to wain after that point. The free right hand the goons didn't grab goes limp and stops struggling. That guy was dead before the video ended, he didn't die in hospital. He died on the street in full view of dozens of rubbernecking car-crash enthusiasts looking for a shock horror moment.

That nobody grabbed the white haired guy with the big knee and dragged him off the dead guy before he breathed his last is kind of surprising, but then again people love a scene. Especially a scene with these sort of ingredients: a thief trying to make a getaway, some vicious bouncers in heavy-gang mode, an old man who got badly hurt by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, a gang-load of shoppers along a busy high street, and videographers looking for a shocker video to post and mill up some reactions.

The videographer certainly got what they wanted.
The old man, not so much.
The dark-skinned goon standing over the scene is easily recognizable, not good for him.

But it's the white-haired middle-aged goon with the big knobbly knee that strikes me as the heaviest handed of them. He weighed in like a wrestler putting on a show for the spit-n-sweat seats. Sakila was already on the floor with at least four goons on his back before whitey muscled in and went full-on knee-capping the life out of the guy. You'd wonder what he robbed that caused so many goons to appear. Security help each other out, no matter who the employer is. If the goons in Penney's see a known lifter, they notify staff at other shops up and down Henry Street so that they can be monitored and caught if they try to rob something. But weighing in on each other's busts is a new one, to me at least.

This shit's not going to go away any time soon, no matter how many soothing words or apologies are offered.

I bet you there'll be a mural to honour Sakila's passing somewhere in the city within a couple of days.

Just to make sure you don't forget, and to give the pals of the dead man somewhere to convene and spread their message.
 
Mowl!?% What were you doing out of bed (at that time)? 🤔

So if I slaughtered you with a hatchet because I think you're a scumbag closet-racist lazy fucking cunt of a sad excuse for an Irishman, and said so first, that that still wouldn't be a racist killing? Even though I'm slaughtering you because I dislike Irish scumbag racist dole-sponging tool-bags? Who look like you. Dress like you. Write like you. Live like you.

Can one Irish person murder another out of a loathing/dislike/hate for the Irish in general and still not be racist?

Even if he chose to emigrate, identify legally with his host country, and then set about killing an Irishman - because he's Irish?
I told you, one cannot have a racist motive for killing a white person (I'm white)..

Poor you. You know so little about the world (current year)



Yep. Non-Whites

You're asking me?
I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
It's not my problem: it's yours, it's your country.
I left to get away from Paddy-Irishman shit like this.
Haven't looked back since, only to guffaw and point fingers.

Fuck that.
Your eyesight is failing you?
 
Mowl!?% What were you doing out of bed (at that time)? 🤔

Your obsessions with my daily schedules are reaching unnerving proportions.

Between that and your boy-band fascinations, a clearer picture is forming - and it ain't a good look on an unemployed wretch like yourself.

I told you, one cannot have a racist motive for killing a white person

Then kill yourself and prove your theory true.

(I'm white)..

No - you're officially listed as terminally unemployed.

Poor you.

I live far from the poverty of Ireland and her children, Jimmy.

My life is rich with so many things there isn't enough space on the internet for me to list them.

You know so little about the world

I know an asshole when I see one.

(current year)

Yet another on the dole, is it?


Where do you dig this primitive shit from, Jimmy?

Yep. Non-Whites

I'm non-white for at least five months of every year, Shay.

The Nordic midnight sun can do that.

Your eyesight is failing you?

Hardly - I can spot you coming a mile off.

Midday, and you're only now tumbling out of the bed?

Have some coffee and slap yourself around the face for a while, I'll get back to you when I think you've had enough.
 
Having watched the video again, it turns out you were right:
You should have assumed that in the first place. I'm always right and you're always wrong

there was one coloured guy assisting the goons when Sakila died. I'm guessing he's offside while the investigation goes on. Post mortem hasn't shown anything of significance so that's a dead end. No pun intended.

What I would say is that the portly geezer with the white hair and cheap suit over even cheaper shoes was extremely heavy-handed (in using his knee to crush the guy's head into the concrete) and used excessive force considering the situation: a shoplifting offence. There's no way those goons would have pulled the same rough-housing shit on an Irish person (or rather a person of Caucasian appearance) had it been the case.

His knee into the bloke's neck could easily have crushed his throat had been face-up on the ground. The knee to the neck was the beginning of the end (observing from just before the two-minute mark on the popular video that's almost five minutes in duration) for the dead guy: you can see his struggles begin to wain after that point. The free right hand the goons didn't grab goes limp and stops struggling. That guy was dead before the video ended, he didn't die in hospital. He died on the street in full view of dozens of rubbernecking car-crash enthusiasts looking for a shock horror moment.

That nobody grabbed the white haired guy with the big knee and dragged him off the dead guy before he breathed his last is kind of surprising, but then again people love a scene. Especially a scene with these sort of ingredients: a thief trying to make a getaway, some vicious bouncers in heavy-gang mode, an old man who got badly hurt by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, a gang-load of shoppers along a busy high street, and videographers looking for a shocker video to post and mill up some reactions.

The videographer certainly got what they wanted.
The old man, not so much.
The dark-skinned goon standing over the scene is easily recognizable, not good for him.

But it's the white-haired middle-aged goon with the big knobbly knee that strikes me as the heaviest handed of them. He weighed in like a wrestler putting on a show for the spit-n-sweat seats. Sakila was already on the floor with at least four goons on his back before whitey muscled in and went full-on knee-capping the life out of the guy. You'd wonder what he robbed that caused so many goons to appear. Security help each other out, no matter who the employer is. If the goons in Penney's see a known lifter, they notify staff at other shops up and down Henry Street so that they can be monitored and caught if they try to rob something. But weighing in on each other's busts is a new one, to me at least.

This shit's not going to go away any time soon, no matter how many soothing words or apologies are offered.

I bet you there'll be a mural to honour Sakila's passing somewhere in the city within a couple of days.

Just to make sure you don't forget, and to give the pals of the dead man somewhere to convene and spread their message.
As I said, his restraint looked excessive to me (leading me to postulate that he was resisting apprehension very aggressively)
 
You should have assumed that in the first place.

You're a prime spoofer even at the best of times, Jimmy.

I'm always right and you're always wrong

Says the guy with no friends.

As I said, his restraint looked excessive to me (leading me to postulate that he was resisting apprehension very aggressively)

Nobody asked you how it looked to you.

The day I do that is the day I quit ribbing you.
 
Of course you don't

That's why you know nothing about the world.. Mentally-wise, you're basically like a toddler. But toddlers are less annoying
 
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