He's entering crackpot territory these days with NWO, illuminati-style conspiracy theories. If the wife and kids truly cared about Val then they'd have him admitted to a nursing home. By Christmas he'll be accusing some heifer staring at him in the field of being a covert Chinese spy. Windfarms = secret alien technology from beyond the moon etc.
I had to stop at: '
I may have an allergy to the auld potatoes..'
I'd need at least a quart of bourbon and two packets of paracetamol to finish a full length 40+ mins ham-fisted video of the sober Val Martin.
I'm just surprised that our Jambo isn't a bigger fan of Val's rants.
Although maybe it's just that Val's very old: Jambo seems to prefer younger lads.
Vintage East17, early Oasis with Tony McCarroll on drums, the original Westlife, definitely Boyzone - when they all alive, and so on.
He posted this one for our attention only two or three days ago:
It's not that they're a right shower of wankers, it's that Jambo finds this sort of thing enthralling enough to share it around.
Like with his East17 versus The Bangles crisis: which one is better, is more vital, hits the nerve accurately, and uses the most hairspray.
He's been very moody these last few days: I think he's in her flowers.
Watch this:
lol You were asked if you thought it was racist and you said - "Hardly."
Correct.
..5 minutes later.. You said - "They wouldn't have done that to a White guy."
Correct, specifically a Caucasian Irish scobe.
What a fucken imbecile
You think there aren't any scobes left, is it?
You're a scobe yourself, Jimmah.
Most skangers probably have cleaner, newer, fresher, more fashionable sneakers than you.
See?
Moron.
