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Of course you don't

I care even less now than I did a few hours ago.

That's why you know nothing about the world.

Says the guy who's left Ireland ONCE in his existence and is still convinced that all the world's big news arrives via Twitter/X/Telegram/etc.

. Mentally-wise, you're basically like a toddler. But toddlers are less annoying

Jambo, you're a single middle-aged male of dubious background and sordid circumstances: the last thing you are is in any position to comment on my life.

I speak three languages fluently, have been on the road since childhood as an artist and musical journeyman, and have seen more in the last year than you'll see in your entire existence. Lastly, you? And kids? You'll never have a child because you'll never find a lady willing to put up with your sincerely fucked-up lifestyle. The one thing you could do for Ireland (give her a child to secure her future and culture) you won't, and not out of stubbornness or otherwise.

You'd rather have a wank than have sex because meeting a woman involves leaving the house for something other than slabs of Dutch Gold and frozen pizza.

So anyway, is the dead guy still dead or has anything new happened since I last laughed at the mess you twats keep making of your lives?

No?

Ah, sure fuck it: who cares?
 
I care even less now than I did a few hours ago.
Says the guy who's left Ireland ONCE in his existence and is still convinced that all the world's big news arrives via Twitter/X/Telegram/etc.
I think you're upset because, unlike you, I've been on different continents

Whereas you've only ever been in Dublin and Hellsinkhole (with a bit of inter-railing in between)

Jambo, you're a single middle-aged male of dubious background and sordid circumstances: the last thing you are is in any position to comment on my life.

I speak three languages fluently, have been on the road since childhood as an artist and musical journeyman, and have seen more in the last year than you'll see in your entire existence. Lastly, you? And kids? You'll never have a child because you'll never find a lady willing to put up with your sincerely fucked-up lifestyle. The one thing you could do for Ireland (give her a child to secure her future and culture) you won't, and not out of stubbornness or otherwise.

You'd rather have a wank than have sex because meeting a woman involves leaving the house for something other than slabs of Dutch Gold and frozen pizza.

So anyway, is the dead guy still dead or has anything new happened since I last laughed at the mess you twats keep making of your lives?

No?

Ah, sure fuck it: who cares?
 
Don't care.



Aha, so you linked me to a post from 2024?
Eh, what exactly are you trying to show there the Mowl? 🤔

Jim Fitzpatrick is the absolute boomer f*cking moron that he is, crying into his Auschwitz?

You don't care that you've left your poor, old ma to her fate when she's finally put in a nursing home in Dublin to live out her days being repeatedly raped by a "care worker" import from the Congo?

This is why I never follow your links - which I'll now make a point of doubling-down on.

You useless twat.
 
I think you're upset because, unlike you, I've been on different continents

You're the Number One incontinent guy orbiting my wonderful world, Jimmy.

Whereas you've only ever been in Dublin and Hellsinkhole (with a bit of inter-railing in between)

Hellsinkhole?

Really, like?

D'ya know what?

Val Martin came up with that one, it was around twelve years ago when he first uttered it.

Eh, what exactly are you trying to show there the Mowl? 🤔

You being as on point as ever - with a post from some Irish artist bloke made in 2023/24.

Fitzy.

Jim Fitzpatrick is the absolute boomer f*cking moron that he is, crying into his Auschwitz?

Don't know, don't care.

To the best of my knowledge, he's currently dealing with issues terminal.

You don't care that you've left your poor, old ma to her fate when she's finally put in a nursing home in Dublin to live out her days being repeatedly raped by a "care worker" import from the Congo?

My Mam lived out her days in Kildare at my brother's palatial spread where she always had her own rooms.

Sorry to hear that YOUR Ma went out so badly, what with some fifty-odd year old Congolese heavyweight shit-lifter claiming to be thirty-five and brandishing a schlong that'd turn an elephant's head having his way with her day and night for how long now? Those pesky care workers must have had a ball with her?

What was her name anyway?

Or can you even remember that far back?
 
You're the Number One incontinent guy orbiting my wonderful world, Jimmy.



Hellsinkhole?

Really, like?

D'ya know what?

Val Martin came up with that one, it was around twelve years ago when he first uttered it.



You being as on point as ever - with a post from some Irish artist bloke made in 2023/24.

Fitzy.



Don't know, don't care.

To the best of my knowledge, he's currently dealing with issues terminal.
My Mam lived out her days in Kildare at my brother's palatial spread where she always had her own rooms.
You seem to take quite a lot of pleasure in other people's unpleasant death

I'm glad that your mother is dead but not because she's dead, because she's free of you

Your brother? Is that the same brother who's never invited you to another continent because you're such a ginormous asshole. The same brother whose failed sports career in Ireland incentivised him to move to the US to scam American soccer moms out of their money to train their ten-year-old daughters how to kick a ball?

Sorry to hear that YOUR Ma went out so badly, what with some fifty-odd year old Congolese heavyweight shit-lifter claiming to be thirty-five and brandishing a schlong that'd turn an elephant's head having his way with her day and night for how long now? Those pesky care workers must have had a ball with her?

What was her name anyway?

Or can you even remember that far back?
 
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