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[David]

He's entering crackpot territory these days with NWO, illuminati-style conspiracy theories. If the wife and kids truly cared about Val then they'd have him admitted to a nursing home. By Christmas he'll be accusing some heifer staring at him in the field of being a covert Chinese spy. Windfarms = secret alien technology from beyond the moon etc.

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[AN4]

Which one?

Arnott's?

Nah, at first I said I couldn't care less.

Then I said, 'I couldn't care less'.

Dude's still dead no matter which way you look at it - or even how many times you look at it.

lol You were asked if you thought it was racist and you said - "Hardly."...5 minutes later... You said - "They wouldn't have done that to a White guy."

What a fucken imbecile

I'm only here to watch you squirm, Jimmah.

To best of my knowledge, which is zero - he could be dead too.

Nobody'll care either, just a few Lizzy fans and the people living next door to his apartment overlooking Sutton Strand.

It's a nice gaff, great location, big sky views, lots of golden sand, art, biro pens, inks and paints, glue, whiskey, a jar, and a fairly pretty penny.

 

[Mowl]

He's entering crackpot territory these days with NWO, illuminati-style conspiracy theories. If the wife and kids truly cared about Val then they'd have him admitted to a nursing home. By Christmas he'll be accusing some heifer staring at him in the field of being a covert Chinese spy. Windfarms = secret alien technology from beyond the moon etc.

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I had to stop at: 'I may have an allergy to the auld potatoes..'

I'd need at least a quart of bourbon and two packets of paracetamol to finish a full length 40+ mins ham-fisted video of the sober Val Martin.

I'm just surprised that our Jambo isn't a bigger fan of Val's rants.

Although maybe it's just that Val's very old: Jambo seems to prefer younger lads.

Vintage East17, early Oasis with Tony McCarroll on drums, the original Westlife, definitely Boyzone - when they all alive, and so on.

He posted this one for our attention only two or three days ago:



It's not that they're a right shower of wankers, it's that Jambo finds this sort of thing enthralling enough to share it around.

Like with his East17 versus The Bangles crisis: which one is better, is more vital, hits the nerve accurately, and uses the most hairspray.

He's been very moody these last few days: I think he's in her flowers.

Watch this:

lol You were asked if you thought it was racist and you said - "Hardly."

Correct.

..5 minutes later.. You said - "They wouldn't have done that to a White guy."

Correct, specifically a Caucasian Irish scobe.

What a fucken imbecile

You think there aren't any scobes left, is it?

You're a scobe yourself, Jimmah.

Most skangers probably have cleaner, newer, fresher, more fashionable sneakers than you.

See?

Moron.

 

[AN4]

They squished him because he's BLECK!.. is what you're saying

What a fucken dope

 

[David]

Ripped bodies, combined with shite music, it couldn't be more blatantly obvious that such groups were / are aimed at a certain female demographic. Then again there are some gorgeous female singers who've shite music, who I'd watch on mute...so I won't begrudge the ladies a bit of softcore porn masquerading as musical talent.

 

[Mowl]

They squished him because he's BLECK!.. is what you're saying

Nope, you incredibly slow moron.

That's what you wanted me to say.

But your pathetic chicanery these days is mind-numbingly boring and predictable.

Seen it all before, umpteen times - we all have.

What a fucken dope

Indeed: it seems you are very much what you say.

 

[Mowl]

Ripped bodies, combined with shite music,

They're all faggots.

And they seem to love it.

it couldn't be more blatantly obvious that such groups were / are aimed at a certain female demographic.

Coming from Louis Walsh's stables?

I think not: the twerps are strictly for the gay market.

Then again there are some gorgeous female singers who've shite music, who I'd watch on mute...so I won't begrudge the ladies a bit of softcore porn masquerading as musical talent.

I could watch this wan all day:



The sample, by the way, is really fucking cool.

 

[David]

She's gorgeous, perfect body and beautiful face. The white nationalists on Arsefield's have no idea what they're missing out on.

"I'll take a white minger over a black hottie any day of the week".

Yeah right

 

[AN4]

Nope, you incredibly slow moron.

That's what you wanted me to say.

LOFL!

You, verbatim -

"There's no way those goons would have pulled the same rough-housing shit on an Irish person (or rather a person of Caucasian appearance) had it been the case."

Face it, you reverted to form and came to the conclusion that they squished the perfume acquirer from the Congo.. because he was BLECK!

But your pathetic chicanery these days is mind-numbingly boring and predictable.

Seen it all before, umpteen times - we all have.



Indeed: it seems you are very much what you say.

 

[Mowl]

Actually, that video version I posted is a rip, so the vertical and horizontal are off kilter making her look shorter and a bit curvier than she actually is.

Back when this was released, I was seeing a lovely lady who was also keyboards/piano/backing vocals for a and I recorded with. She was nuts about me and in time I eventually slipped to her advances. She bought me a gift of the collector's issue of that single, because she loved the groove and thought it was a recent actual recording instead of what it actually is: a sample from The Meters 'Oh, Calcutta' from the late 60s/early 70s. I'm a big Meters fan and spotted the sample immediately, then saw Amerie dancing and was smitten.

Her self liked that and bought the CD/video/DVD and brought it over one night.
I asked her to dance like Amerie and she was a natural.
Very hot.

Very.

Shouldn't have happened, as I never mix business and pleasure in those terms.
But happen it did, and now she's married to a guy from the band I was booked to record drums for.
He's a right jerk, so meeting him around and about's always a laugh when I give him a big cheesy grin and a knowing wink.

I can be a divil in that way.
But yeah: Amerie's some hot sauce.

 

[Mowl]

LOFL!

Really?

You, verbatim -

No - it's your 'interpretation' of what I said, verbatim.

Different thing.

But I am correct.

"There's no way those goons would have pulled the same rough-housing shit on an Irish person (or rather a person of Caucasian appearance) had it been the case."

Correct: they wouldn't have held a skanger down for that long because a skanger on crack or meth would be off his tits and in the sort of rage not even five goons can pin down for five full minutes, inducing death as the scobe breathes out his last. The white people by-standing would also have intervened, and if you seriously think they'd just let it happen KNOWING it was a Dublin-born scobe, they'd have fucking HOPPED the goons and pulled them off.

You can keep trying to tell me what you think/what you wanted me to say to you.
So I'll simply keep telling you what I actually said to you.

You dull fucking cunt.

Face it, you reverted to form and came to the conclusion that they squished the perfume acquirer from the Congo.. because he was BLECK!

Nope, never said that either, you dopey twat.

Oh, and by the way: I saw who Damo and Ivan were: you couldn't have picked a better avatar to perfectly match your stutteringly slow wit.

Two scumbag knackers, scobes of the very breed I'm referring to above.

I bet you even dress like them what with your obsessions with East17, early Boyzone, early Oasis, The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, and Westlife.

Friday fucking evening, and Jambo's digging in for the long haul: bet he has his slab for tonight already chilling in the fridge.

 

[David]

When I first visited Paris back in 2001 I noticed some seriously hot black French women. Ireland at the time was still monocultural so it was a real eye opener (literally).

Even though I find D4-heads and Skangers to be annoying in equal measure, the guy who does those clips is painfully cringey and unfunny...the sort of shit that RTE execs would call comedy.

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[Mowl]

Dear sweet sufferin' jayzus.

Now I'm actually mortified from Jambo.

Morto.

Pure.

 

[David]

The only comedy I can remember RTE getting right is allowing the Apres Match lads do their thing. Myself and the old man used to find these clips gas.

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[Mowl]

Featuring Gary Cooke, who's actually a classically trained actor. I did set design for a production of 'The Puppet Play Of Don Cristóbal' by Federico García Lorca at Andrew's Lane theater back in the 1990's. He was a regular at the Samuel Backett Society in Trinity College where I also attended, along with the JCR most every week for lunchtime gigs for the students. They had bands every lunchtime, and the fee was sweet, so we took as many as we could grab. Horrible sounding room, the JCR, but the veterinary college rooms over in Ballsbridge were awesome: the seats at the back were like fifteen meters above our heads, so the sound bounced back off the lower half dozen steps for the desks and kicked pretty hard.

The play also featured Adam Orpen-Lynch, who's also a great pianist: his folks have a spread on Killiney hill, and their lounge has a full size grand piano which he played when I visited. The family line are rather important figures in Irish art and literature.

The stage set budget for the play was tiny so it was also rather flimsy and I warned the two guys and the two girls (Sibongili McDermott and Lana Citron) to be careful not to bump into it too hard. At the end of the five day stint, Adam and Gary connived to wreck the whole set as a finale to the final show. When they came out for the final scene, they played it as two drunks, and had a drunken fist-fight which bounced them all over the stage and eventually the whole thing came tumbling down. The girls stood bemused and trying to figure out how to respond. In the end they just stood there, mute. And curtains.

They got a standing ovation: the only one of the week.
I couldn't stop laughing, almost pissed myself in the sound engineer's box above the stage where I was doing lights.
Had to leg it out to the jacks and when I got back they were still in character, playing drunk and terrorizing the departing audience.
He's a dry as the Sahara, Gary Cooke.
Cracked me up.
Every time.

 

[AN4]

Really?



No - it's your 'interpretation' of what I said, verbatim.

Different thing.

But I am correct.



Correct: they wouldn't have held a skanger down for that long because a skanger on crack or meth would be off his tits and in the sort of rage not even five goons can pin down for five full minutes, inducing death as the scobe breathes out his last. The white people by-standing would also have intervened, and if you seriously think they'd just let it happen KNOWING it was a Dublin-born scobe, they'd have fucking HOPPED the goons and pulled them off.

You can keep trying to tell me what you think/what you wanted me to say to you.

lol Nope, I keep on telling you what you did say

So I'll simply keep telling you what I actually said to you.

I just told you, I'm the only one doing that and now you've resorted to making up bullshit - What I meant was..

You dull fucking cunt.



Nope, never said that either, you dopey twat.

Oh, and by the way: I saw who Damo and Ivan were: you couldn't have picked a better avatar to perfectly match your stutteringly slow wit.

Two scumbag knackers, scobes of the very breed I'm referring to above.

I bet you even dress like them what with your obsessions with East17, early Boyzone, early Oasis, The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, and Westlife.

Friday fucking evening, and Jambo's digging in for the long haul: bet he has his slab for tonight already chilling in the fridge.

 

[David]

Gary Cooke was spot on with his Dunphy impersonations, and the fact that Apres Match irritated Dunphy made it all the better.

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[Mowl]

lol Nope, I keep on telling you what you did say

Now you're just boring people, Jimmah.

Give it a fucking rest before I have to embarrass you even further.

I just told you,

You don't tell me anything, Jimmah.

I'm the only one doing that and now you've resorted to making up bullshit

Are you telling me then that if it was a skanger they'd have acted exactly the same?

- What I meant was..

What I meant was what I said.

What you said I said is what you wanted to read, but didn't.

Back to your slab and that spliff you've been trying to finish since you woke up half an hour ago.

Gary Cooke was spot on with his Dunphy impersonations, and the fact that Apres Match irritated Dunphy made it all the better.

No idea where he is these days as we lost touch over the years.

Of the two girls, Sibongili's now the head of the Swedish arts council and Lana has a few books published and did very well off them too. She married the bass player from The Darkness who had a hit with 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love':

 

[David]

Black women have such naturally athletic bodies.

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[Mowl]

Black women have such naturally athletic bodies.

The hippos outside Arnott's calling for it to be closed down in the wake of the Sakila affair are far from athletic.
I mean, yeah - they've got the latest Nike trainers, the coolest Adidas body suits, and arses you could park buses behind.
But as for sporting or athletic?
Hippos.

One hippopotamus, two hippopotami - or a bloat of hippopotamus.

Bloated is fucking right.
Not even the Google spell checker can keep up with them.