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[AN4]

No, it's YOU has been talking about all this time is 'duh reezin'.

Nope, tis you

Okay, tell us what you think the reason for the Frozen Wasteland being the 'World's Happiest' country is, write it here -

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If you don't mention anything to do with young, female politicians (who like to party) then all is forgiven..

Other things like being 'The Most Beautiful Boy In Dublin'@

I'm not the one whinging about the OECD choosing Finland AGAIN as the world's happiest country, that's all you.

I told you: it's not me who chooses these simple things, Iago.

It's the OECD.

You should look them up, see what else they do.

You might even find the solution for improving your own quality of life?

Wouldn't you like to be happy, Iago: I mean, as happy as I am at least?

It's Saturday evening, blazing sun, blue skies, hot sauna, barbecue searing up on the roof (not my party, but I'm invited after my sauna shift).

I met lots of student-age girls on Thursday night, the eve of May Day and Finland's biggest party to start the season. They all wanted selfies with me, to know my name, to sit with me for a while, to ask how come I don't have fifteen girlfriends, to invite me to their party later, to buy me drinks, to ask lots of questions about Ireland (sorry, I cannot lie - I told them the truth because one of them is going to NCAD later this year) and to ask how in the name of the swinging bejayzus did I end up in Helsinki of all places, heh-heh!

Very sweet to be so loved by such young and fresh little student girls: of course I knew they were all thinking the same thing: 'if I'm going to give my maidenhead to any guy tonight, then this is him'. Which makes Mowl very happy, Iago. How about you? Ever been even a little bit happy lately? No?

Ah, sure..

 

[Mowl]

Nope, tis you

Okay, tell us what you think the reason for the Frozen Wasteland being the 'World's Happiest' country is

Because they now have the pleasure of being in the company of 'The Most Beautiful Boy In Dublin' while having made Finland into 'The World's Happiest Country' for me to enjoy.

I'd say that's a fairly accurate answer.

, write it here -

_You're a helmet, Jambo_________________________________________

Okay?

If you don't mention anything to do with young, female politicians (who like to party) then all is forgiven..

Like Sanna Marin?
You really are hung up on her, eh.
I mean, loads of blokes fancy her.
But it's different with you, isn't it?
You wanna tie her up and read every Telegram Keith Woods ever posted at her until she chokes on her own tongue, right?
But sure lookit: it's alright to fancy a woman you already know you'll ever even get to meet, like Cyndi Lauper, Susanna Hoffs, and East 17.



Flip open and enjoy a tin of lager, you can listen to some East 17 as well - it IS Saturday after all.

 

[AN4]

There you have it folks..

 

[Mowl]

That's Jambo: aka AN4/AN3/AN2/AN1.

Lifelong East17 fan.