Mowl
Member
I'm a pillar of the local community, Jimmy.
That's what comes of being an attractive personality with lots to offer.
Everyone knows me, everyone wants to be my friend, they greet me with a variety of pronunciations of my name every passing day.
It makes me laugh, and they think it's because I'm happy to see them, so we all win.
Taking silly childish risks like petty theft is for silly and childish idiots who get a full-on fright of their lives knowing their fate is in someone else's hands.
Even mine: back in the day (in my counter-jihad days in the Finnish language school) I'd be told who was who and who did what.
This information was not open or available to anyone below the level of senior/permanent staff - no part-timers.
On the flip side?
Neither have I ever been robbed of anything in all the years/decades I've lived here. I've lost expensive phones and they were always handed in to either the cops or the city 'Lost & Found' services. Same with a lost wallet. I had a bike returned after it was robbed: I reported it and gave in the serial number and type/description. Three weeks later I received an email that my bicycle was at the local police station. Perfect condition. Nothing missing or altered. Some fool took it to get home, then dumped it. Someone phones it in, it was collected, put into storage, an email issued, I came and collected it.
I rarely double-lock my windows and doors.
My apartment is accessible via the fire escape and roof walkways.
But anyone trying it would be spotted a mile off, so I don't worry about it.
Nobody really does, burglary isn't very common in the cities.
It'll definitely get you jail time if you're done for it, no question.
How about you?
Ever been caught robbing slabs from the cornershop and running for it?
Calling Pornthip Nugoyin a Paki-bastard?
Slipping a bag of Tayto into your pocket when he turns to get your bag of shag tobacco?
Of course, claiming the dole when you're really just a lazy cunt who refuses to work or do anything productive is a crime, but only if they catch you working. It doesn't seem to matter if you spend your days sitting on your hole blogging to complete strangers about all manner of shit.
But from a moral point of view?
Parasitical, leech-like, utterly useless, and totally non-gnationalistic.
Is must.
That's what comes of being an attractive personality with lots to offer.
Everyone knows me, everyone wants to be my friend, they greet me with a variety of pronunciations of my name every passing day.
It makes me laugh, and they think it's because I'm happy to see them, so we all win.
Taking silly childish risks like petty theft is for silly and childish idiots who get a full-on fright of their lives knowing their fate is in someone else's hands.
Even mine: back in the day (in my counter-jihad days in the Finnish language school) I'd be told who was who and who did what.
This information was not open or available to anyone below the level of senior/permanent staff - no part-timers.
On the flip side?
Neither have I ever been robbed of anything in all the years/decades I've lived here. I've lost expensive phones and they were always handed in to either the cops or the city 'Lost & Found' services. Same with a lost wallet. I had a bike returned after it was robbed: I reported it and gave in the serial number and type/description. Three weeks later I received an email that my bicycle was at the local police station. Perfect condition. Nothing missing or altered. Some fool took it to get home, then dumped it. Someone phones it in, it was collected, put into storage, an email issued, I came and collected it.
I rarely double-lock my windows and doors.
My apartment is accessible via the fire escape and roof walkways.
But anyone trying it would be spotted a mile off, so I don't worry about it.
Nobody really does, burglary isn't very common in the cities.
It'll definitely get you jail time if you're done for it, no question.
How about you?
Ever been caught robbing slabs from the cornershop and running for it?
Calling Pornthip Nugoyin a Paki-bastard?
Slipping a bag of Tayto into your pocket when he turns to get your bag of shag tobacco?
Of course, claiming the dole when you're really just a lazy cunt who refuses to work or do anything productive is a crime, but only if they catch you working. It doesn't seem to matter if you spend your days sitting on your hole blogging to complete strangers about all manner of shit.
But from a moral point of view?
Parasitical, leech-like, utterly useless, and totally non-gnationalistic.
Is must.
