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[Mowl]

lol All this time and neither of the dull Daves have the slightest clue what (ethno)nationalism is

Couldn't care much less than I already do, Jimmy.
Keep your nationalism - Ireland just loves a willing fool.

They just keep on repeating a caricature over and over in their heads - which is how they "think" about absolutely everything

I never tire of slagging Ireland off, much less the twats who are proud of her - but don't know why.
They're usually the ones shouting the loudest while the smartest are going through security check at the airport, leaving for a better life elsewhere.

What DO you love about Ireland, Shay?
The weather?
The football team?
The perennial two-party state?
Westlife?
Ronan Keating?
The dole system?
The eternal winter of your soul being eaten away by it all?

Whatever it is, it's all in your head - you stupid fucking cunt.

 

[AN4]

As Tina Turner once said, what's love got to do with it?

 

[AN4]

The Mowl is a patriotic Mowl to the Mowl's life and times.
I'm in it for me and me alone.
I don't pretend to care about my country of birth like twats of Jambo's confused state of mind.

Claims to be a patriot,

I'm somewhat unusual in that I criticise the use of that term for a nationalist (as always, you never have a clue what you're talking about)

a gnationalist, but for what I doubt he even knows himself.
If he was born in Guatemala, he'd probably be wrapped in their flag.
Same applies to England: he'd be waving their flag not knowing why he's so proud.
He can't even say what it is he's so nationalistic about, and I've asked him multiple times.

There are many Irish just as dumb as he is, they also wrap themselves in the tricolour and scream at the football matches.
They say it's the best little country in the world but then again they've never lived anywhere else.
I've tried telling the likes of Jimmy D what's really happening up here in the Nordic regions, but he still thinks Ireland's better.

You can't argue or reason with that sort of brick-headed stupidity.
So I don't bother any more: I just laugh at the sorry fucker and his miserable little routine he calls life.
It'll dawn on him eventually that he should have got up and left instead of sitting in front of his laptop all day and night.
What he's trying to sell doesn't even have a customer base to appeal to.
What the fuck he's so proud of remains a mystery, so I leave him to it.
I just drop in to laugh at the twat - he thinks he's so smart, but look at his reality?
Fucked.
Up.

 

[AN4]

I've tried for many years to find things to be proud of, but it's a pointless pursuit for any working class Irish person.

Ireland's a bitch: she lies, she cheats, she fucks around and has absolutely no pride whatsoever when it comes to the greasy till.

I don't miss anything about the place bar the family home and Phoenix Park, where I spent a lot of my youth.

I spent a lot of my childhood over the back wall investigating trains brought in to the shunting depot and the trains passing at night were a soundtrack to my life.

Now the depot is highly secured with alarms and powerful flood-lights that start up when a badger runs across the lines, or a bird lands in front of a spotlight.

The park too is no longer safe, what with the tents all over the place and the homeless washing in the Furry Glen pond.

Nothing lasts for long in Ireland.



If you're in with the right crowd, life's easy - if not, you're on your own.



Exactemont.



My family has been splintered by Ireland: all of us left for lives abroad, and my Mam actually considered this a great result.

That we were strong and educated enough to

I didn't know you were a comedian

make it abroad rather than go through what she and my father went through trying to raise us on a bus-driver's income.

Like many old Irish, she thinks making it in America is wonderful - same applied to England.
She's confused by Finland, but she's of an age where Finland was never even mentioned.
Like all the Nordic countries: they told us nothing about their many successes in school.
I had to find it all out for myself, but when I did?
I knew I landed in the right place at the right time.
Now it's paying off in spades and I couldn't be much happier, really.
In tune - fuck Ireland, fuck her institutions, fuck her bad debts, fuck her sleazy allegiances, and fuck her glorious dead.

Jambo can have it - all of it.
The shit, the sleaze, the debts, the lies, the rain, the cold and the damp, the endless ocean winds, Storm Dave, RTE, CIE, and the FCA.

 

[Mowl]

As Tina Turner once said, what's love got to do with it?

In your case, herpes.

I'm somewhat unusual

Yeah, really: you're some fucking tulip, Jimmy.

in that I criticise the use of that term for a nationalist

Nobody cares.

Because Ireland's a fucking dump.

as always, you never have a clue what you're talking about)

What are you so proud of?

Nationalists are supposed to be proud of something - what's yours?

No answer?

Grand so, we'll move along.

I didn't know you were a comedian

There's so much you don't know and will never know, Jimmy.

That's what comes of living in one room and staring at your laptop all day and night.

I bet the smells around you are banging like bells.

 

[AN4]

What's Pythagoras' theorem got to do with it, got to do with it..

 

[AN4]

In your case, herpes.



Yeah, really: you're some fucking tulip, Jimmy.



Nobody cares.

Because Ireland's a fucking dump.



What are you so proud of?

Nationalists are supposed to be proud of something - what's yours?

No answer?

Grand so, we'll move along.

There's so much you don't know and will never know, Jimmy.

What's Pythagoras' theorem?

That's what comes of living in one room and staring at your laptop all day and night.

I bet the smells around you are banging like bells.

 

[AN4]

In your case, herpes.



Yeah, really: you're some fucking tulip, Jimmy.



Nobody cares.

Because Ireland's a fucking dump.



What are you so proud of?

Nationalists are supposed to be proud of something - what's yours?

You don't know what nationalism is (after all this time ) as you've been told, and demonstrated, repeatedly

You see the world only through a lens of caricature, and you cannot escape from that (it's an IQ thing)

No answer?

Grand so, we'll move along.



There's so much you don't know and will never know, Jimmy.

That's what comes of living in one room and staring at your laptop all day and night.

I bet the smells around you are banging like bells.

 

[Mowl]

What's Pythagoras' theorem got to do with it, got to do with it..

So we add Tina Turner to the list:

Tina Turner
Cyndi Lumper
KPop
Susanna Huffs
The Bangles

and, er.. Oasis.

Guess which one's a spoof?

What's Pythagoras' theorem?

I couldn't be much happier for the square on the hypotenuse, to be completely honest.
Nor the fact that it's equal to the sum of the other two sides.
I'd take it out for dinner and a show, but I'm too busy.
Pythagoras can kiss Jambo's stinky arse-hole.

I'm an artist, not a mathematician - regardless I had the above theorem slapped and punched into me by an Irish math teacher.
Eventually I slapped him back, on the last day I ever met the cunt.
A slap he'll never forget.

You don't know what nationalism is (after all this time ) as you've been told, and demonstrated, repeatedly

I know exactly what it is - and you don't - that much is 100% apparent to even the most casual reader.

You see the world only through a lens of caricature, and you cannot escape from it (it's an IQ thing)

I see the world at large from up here in the world's happiest country, Jimmy.

You live in Ireland.

And you love it!

Pahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[AN4]

So we add Tina Turner to the list:

Tina Turner
Cyndi Lumper
KPop
Susanna Huffs
The Bangles

and, er.. Oasis.

Guess which one's a spoof?

I couldn't be much happier for the square on the hypotenuse, to be completely honest.
Nor the fact that it's equal to the sum of the <square of> the other two sides.

Bzzt.. Wrong!

It's an equation of Euclidean geometry

What's Euclidean?

I'd take it out for dinner and a show, but I'm too busy.
Pythagoras can kiss Jambo's stinky arse-hole.

I'm an artist, not a mathematician - regardless I had the above theorem slapped and punched into me by an Irish math teacher.
Eventually I slapped him back, on the last day I ever met the cunt.
A slap he'll never forget.



I know exactly what it is - and you don't - that much is 100% apparent to even the most casual reader.



I see the world at large from up here in the world's happiest country, Jimmy.

You live in Ireland.

And you love it!

Pahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[Mowl]

Bzzt.. Wrong!

It's an equation of Euclidean geometry

What's Euclidean?

So you're still in a huff with Daemon for banning you for a week on that thread?

Do you think he'll miss you or what, Jimmy?

Do you think the other twats on the site even noticed that you're not posting anything for the last few days?

 

[AN4]

So you're still in a huff with Daemon for banning you for a week on that thread?

Do you think he'll miss you or what, Jimmy?

Do you think the other twats on the site even noticed that you're not posting anything for the last few days?

I posted about the Iran war and Artemis II

 

[Mowl]

I posted about the Iran war and Artemis II

Wow - aren't you only amazeballs?

 

[AN4]

So we add Tina Turner to the list:

Tina Turner
Cyndi Lumper
KPop
Susanna Huffs
The Bangles

and, er.. Oasis.

Guess which one's a spoof?



I couldn't be much happier for the square on the hypotenuse, to be completely honest.
Nor the fact that it's equal to the sum of the other two sides.
I'd take it out for dinner and a show, but I'm too busy.
Pythagoras can kiss Jambo's stinky arse-hole.

I'm an artist, not a mathematician - regardless I had the above theorem slapped and punched into me by an Irish math teacher.
Eventually I slapped him back, on the last day I ever met the cunt.
A slap he'll never forget.

I know exactly what it is -

No, you don't

Which is why you (and moron #2) are always babbling about pride, love, romance etc.

and you don't - that much is 100% apparent to even the most casual reader.



I see the world at large from up here in the world's happiest country, Jimmy.

You live in Ireland.

And you love it!

Pahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[AN4]

Wow - aren't you only amazeballs?

Yes, two big news stories

But this is the kiddie site, we don't discuss such things here

 

[Mowl]

Try harder, Shay.

You're boring us.

 

[AN4]

What do you think of this shite?

https://x.com/brexitblog_info/status/2039491966392476032

 

[David]

I'm an artist, not a mathematician - regardless I had the above theorem slapped and punched into me by an Irish math teacher.
Eventually I slapped him back, on the last day I ever met the cunt.
A slap he'll never forget.

I remember art and music teachers being cool, full of encouragement even if somrone was falling behind. Maths teaching seems to attract impatient, grumpy cunts for some reason.

 

[Mowl]

I remember art and music teachers being cool, full of encouragement even if somrone was falling behind. Maths teaching seems to attract impatient, grumpy cunts for some reason.

Just look at Jambo Dawson.

Even worse - have a look at his (uncensored) Music Thread.

All his favourite songs - and Val Martin.

Try harder, Shay.

You're boring us.

No idea - I'd need to click on it to begin the journey.

But I didn't.

That won't be changing any time soon.

 

[David]

Dan is looking terrible these days.

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