The Music Thread

[David]

Made Taylor Swift a billionaire

That Taylor Swift is a billionaire just means millions of people have shit taste in music.

 

[AN4]

Ellamental: 'Seasons Come Seasons Go' (Ellamental (debut album) Warner Bros 1989)

Ellamental: 'Walking In The Light' (Ellamental (debut album) Warner Bros 1989)

Nope

 

[AN4]

That Taylor Swift is a billionaire just means millions of people have shit taste in music.

Like you & Mowl?

And you can bin Iron Maiden too, Dave

Music is supposed to be musical, not unmusical

 

[David]

Like you & Mowl?

And you can bin Iron Maiden too, Dave

Music is supposed to be musical, not unmusical

Taylor Swift is marketed towards teenage girls, not grown men. Even my 20 year old sister thinks bubblegum pop music aimed at younger females is lame.

 

[AN4]

I can kind of get into the girlie angst of it

Made Taylor Swift a billionaire

That Taylor Swift is a billionaire just means millions of people have shit taste in music.

Is that actually what I was talking about, David?

Do you ever listen to what others have to say, or are you just like Mowl?

 

[Mowl]

Jambo's favourite musical acts:

The Bangles
Cyndi Lumper
The Spice Girls
Taylor Swift
The Nolan Sisters

Bands Jambo claims to like but really only uses as a cover for his girlie tastes:

Oasis
Oasis
Liam
Noel
Oasis
Oasis

Jambo's favourite musicians:

Tony McCarroll (ex-Oasis drummer)
Liam Gallagher
Tony McCarroll
Noel Gallagher
Tony McCarroll
Susanna Hoffs
Tony McCarroll

Is that actually what I was talking about, David?

Nope.

Do you ever listen to what others have to say, or are you just like Mowl?

Nobody cared what you have to say, Cyndi.
Have I spelled your name correctly, Lumper?
Are your knickers on the right way round?

 

[David]

Liam would disapprove of girl bands, wasn't his whole persona based on the hard man image, like calling Blur 'soft southerners' etc etc.

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[AN4]

I like this choon by Rosé (member of Blackpink)



I can kind of get into the girlie angst of it

Well done, Rose!

Rose becomes K-pop's first artist to win Brit Award - The Korea Times

Rose, a member of K-pop group BLACKPINK, has made history by becoming the first artist from the industry to win a trophy at Britain's most prestigi...

www.koreatimes.co.kr

Dave, have you got any penpals in Korea?

 

[David]

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[Liam Gallagher]

Blur are shite. Damon Albarn is a cunt, I just want to punch him in the face. As for that Cockney narrator wanker, fuck him too.

 

[AN4]

Dave, has anyone ever told you that you're a comic genius?

No? I didn't think so

 

[Liam Gallagher]

This Dave fella sounds like a fucking dickhead.

 

[Liam Gallagher]

This cunt stole my song. I should knock his fucking teeth out.

 

[AN4]

BLACKPINK is my new favourite band

 

[Mowl]

Blur are shite. Damon Albarn is a cunt, I just want to punch him in the face. As for that Cockney narrator wanker, fuck him too.

Isn't that the guy from Quadrophenia?

The fanatic mod who gets lucky with the redheaded girl down an alleyway while the riot's kicking off?

Dave, has anyone ever told you that you're a comic genius?

No? I didn't think so

That's your best shot at a cynical joke at someone else's expense, Jimmy?

It's kind of sad, is it not?

This Dave fella sounds like a fucking dickhead knock his fucking teeth out.

This cunt stole my song. I should knock his fucking teeth out.

His is a far better attempt than yours though, Cunty-Baws.
Plus he's far better looking than the Scumbag family Gallagher, innit.

BLACKPINK is my new favourite band

You're really just a little girl, aren't you Jimmy?





You're just like her, aren't you?

The little pig-tails and a sock in each bra cup to get that push-up effect.

You sad cunt.

 

[David]

BLACKPINK is my new favourite band

You're listening to K-Pop aimed at teenage girls?

 

[Mowl]

You're listening to K-Pop aimed at teenage girls?

He hasn't a fucking clue, our Jimmy.

Blackpink?
Cyndi Lopper
Suzanna Hoffs
Baby Spice
and..

...likely Enya too.

 

[AN4]

You're listening to K-Pop aimed at teenage girls?

No, your penpals

 

[David]

He hasn't a fucking clue, our Jimmy.

Blackpink?
Cyndi Lopper
Suzanna Hoffs
Baby Spice
and..

...likely Enya too.

Korean / Japanese culture is weird, but there is something so innocent and endearing about them all at the same time. It wouldn't be unusual to find a group of Japanese tourists standing on Bachelor's Walk boardwalk, photographing a seagull two million times over as if their lives depended on it.

▪︎Pigeon eating bread. TAKE PICTURE NOW!!

▪︎Busker with red beard. TAKE PICTURE NOW!!

▪︎Fry up at Temple Bar. TAKE PICTURE NOW!!

▪︎Drinking fresh pint at Guinness Brewery. TAKE PICTURE NOW!!

▪︎Everybody buys leprechaun hats in Carrolls. TAKE PICTURE NOW....while doing a peace sign.

 

[Mowl]

Motörhead & Girlschool: 'Please Don't Touch'

* Cue Jambo reacting to the girls....​