The Music Thread (Uncensored)
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AN4
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I thought Cyndi Lauper was..
look like four Down's syndrome children in white nappy suits.
The dance moves, but?
The kiss gesture?
The hurty heart gesture?
The bandy-legged state of them?
Mowl
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Get what?
That you actually went public about being a fan of East 17?
....something, something, ermmmmmmmmm, something 'men's feelings' and so on.. ..and errrr, yeah.. ..so.. ..eh. ... .. . .
Wait: what're you talking about again?
Got bored four more words into your sentence?
Themselves?
The way YOU made them feel themselves, isn't it?
Sucks his Ma's cock?
Cheech & Chong, more like.
Take your other hand out of your underpants when addressing your betters, Dawson.
Otherwise I'll start calling you Jambo all over again.
I notice even the kiddies on the kid's site know you under that handle, isn't it?
Tell us: how badly does it sting that you can't shake off the dumbest user/nickname out there while actually living up to it in tandem?
You know that gut feeling you're having just now?
The sort that always accompanies you being lambasted as publicly as you announced your love for East 17, The Bungles, Karen Carpenter, and Cher?
Yeah - that's just a facet of me framing you as the jerk-off you are before the public get to meet you.
Plus: you clearly have either a tiny willy or else you have AIDS - or both, hopefully.
Jimmy: imagine how loud I'll be laughing when I finally get the news that you topped yourself - and failed?
That it was the ripping out of your brain stem that has you the way you are?
Like a one-eyed piglet in a circus show - jumping hoops and sniffing your own arse?
Pity you didn't just die, wasn't it?
Mowl
Member
Jambo's crush, Susanna Hoffs of The Bungles, with her husband of thirty-three years, Jay Cockroach:
I think the idea here with Jambo is that of a threesome.
Susanna, Jay, both in rubber, and Jambo tied to the legs of the bed by the wrists and ankles.
She's nearly seventy, Susanna Hoffs - but Jambo wouldn't think twice - he'd be diving head-first into her massive wet seventy year old vagina.
I think the idea here with Jambo is that of a threesome.
Susanna, Jay, both in rubber, and Jambo tied to the legs of the bed by the wrists and ankles.
She's nearly seventy, Susanna Hoffs - but Jambo wouldn't think twice - he'd be diving head-first into her massive wet seventy year old vagina.
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