The Music Thread (Uncensored)

[Mowl]

The lads in Jimmy's favourite band - East 17 - look like four Down's syndrome children in white nappy suits.

The dance moves, but?

The kiss gesture?
The hurty heart gesture?
The bandy-legged state of them?

 

[AN4]

The lads in Jimmy's favourite band - East 17 -

I thought Cyndi Lauper was..

look like four Down's syndrome children in white nappy suits.

The dance moves, but?

The kiss gesture?
The hurty heart gesture?
The bandy-legged state of them?

 

[Mowl]

I love Cyndi Lauper...

Yeah, Jimmy: we know.

 

[AN4]

I think it's sad that Mowl & David seemingly can't understand this..

"People will never, ever, ever forget the way that you made them feel"- Noel Gallagher

 

[David]

I feel Liam and Noel tried too hard to be Lennon-McCartney 2.0.

 

[AN4]

David, for the love of God, can you just admit that you don't "feel" anything..

 

[Mowl]

I think it's sad that Mowl & David seemingly can't understand this..

Get what?

That you actually went public about being a fan of East 17?

"People will never, ever, ever forget....

....something, something, ermmmmmmmmm, something 'men's feelings' and so on.. ..and errrr, yeah.. ..so.. ..eh. ... .. . .

Wait: what're you talking about again?

the way that you

Got bored four more words into your sentence?

made them feel"

Themselves?

The way YOU made them feel themselves, isn't it?

- Noel Gallagher

Sucks his Ma's cock?

I feel Liam and Noel tried too hard to be Lennon-McCartney 2.0.

Cheech & Chong, more like.

David, for the love of God, can you just admit that you don't "feel" anything..

Take your other hand out of your underpants when addressing your betters, Dawson.

Otherwise I'll start calling you Jambo all over again.

I notice even the kiddies on the kid's site know you under that handle, isn't it?

Tell us: how badly does it sting that you can't shake off the dumbest user/nickname out there while actually living up to it in tandem?

You know that gut feeling you're having just now?

The sort that always accompanies you being lambasted as publicly as you announced your love for East 17, The Bungles, Karen Carpenter, and Cher?

Yeah - that's just a facet of me framing you as the jerk-off you are before the public get to meet you.

Plus: you clearly have either a tiny willy or else you have AIDS - or both, hopefully.

Jimmy: imagine how loud I'll be laughing when I finally get the news that you topped yourself - and failed?

That it was the ripping out of your brain stem that has you the way you are?

Like a one-eyed piglet in a circus show - jumping hoops and sniffing your own arse?

Pity you didn't just die, wasn't it?

 

[AN4]

I dedicate this next choon to Mowl & Harvey -