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Gosh, it's not going at all well for you on the kiddie site, is it Seamus?

This is another total flop of a thread: you posted it four weeks ago and not one bite, eh.

You're fairly crap at this sort of thing, aren't you?

I mean, for a far left progressive yap-dog chasing his own tail!

I find this sort of thing highly amusing - I could spend all day watching you fail, flop, get angry, get drunk, fall asleep sitting up, and pooping your little panties.

Poor Seamus..

 
Seven hours, Jimmy.

Seven fuckin' hours and not one reply to any of your threads over on the kiddie site??

Poor Seamus: you're losing it - whatever it is.
 
AN4 said:
Well, is gravity a force?

What have you learned from the thread (about physics)?
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You were actually thinking I actually read your flopped thread, is it?

You don't know me at all, Shay.

I only read the number of replies, and laughed aloud.

Since then you've added two more flop threads - nobody wants to deal with you, kid.

You might as well just give up the ghost and hop off a tall building: you might even prove your flop thread correct on at least one score.
 
AN4 said:
Doing a roaring trade
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It's really very sad to see you rely so heavily on Swordid to pad out your lame threads.

Did you and he set that ruse up via private messaging so that the kid didn't spot your antics?

Actually: do you think there'll ever be a time when you can stand on your own two feet without a fake Ma to help you along?

I'm mortified for you, really.
 
Your boomer thread is now about roc.

Fancy that.

Plus most of the posts are yours, nobody else bar your Ma in a jockstrap cares.
 


So, how's your day going, AN4?
Keeping busy I see?
Good man: you're doing Trojan work for Ireland.

I hope they take that into account when they're handing you your monthly giro from the labour exchange.
 
Jimmy Dawson: a dirty-up-all-nighter later, and he's by now exhausted after sorting out the internet all night and into the dawn.
Woke up again five minutes ago (the clocks went forward, but he forgot to fix his plastic Mickey Mouse wind-up alarm) and is back at it.
'Call me a racism - I'll Susan you' being today's battle-cry.



Classic James Dawson at his Dutch Gold-infused finest, making sure the internet is up to date with his world view.
Jimmy, it's amazing how fucking sad and lost you actually are - even Olli's having a fit of the belly-laughs at you.
Keep this shit up and even Swordid's gonna remove his Mammy role in helping you along.

It's absolutely fucking amazing how seriously you take yourself.
Truly one of Ireland's finest ever gobshites.

Or are you going to Susan the Mowl too?
I have money, lots of it, need some?
 
The hangover's starting to kick in, eh Jimmy?

It's like having a nightmare you can't remember the exact details of, you just know that something somewhere along the line broke you and you had to lash another nine tins of Dutch into your system to regulate the pain and sorrow of realizing what a dickhead you were, are, and will continue to be.

Best bet is a massive fry-up of everything in the fridge that doesn't have mould on it, lash a load of ketchup over it, just a little salt, and a huge mug of tay even Val Martin might have to make a video-logue of. Roll up a doobie of soapbar and smoke it slowly, be sure not to get totally whacked as the internet's not going to regulate itself this grim Irish Sunday afternoon, isn't it?

Is must all over the place, last night.
Everyone's getting Susanned and you're gonna be rich.
You're right to be tired about being laughed at and reminded how useless and out of touch you are.

So what'll it be?
Another facepalm emoji?
Perhaps a new Mowl quote for your tag-line?

Like this one where you clearly said something you later said you didn't:



It's always a gas on the weekends, innit Jambo?
When you're pissed within fifteen minutes of waking up?
The Dutch must absolutely love you.
 
Did the nice folks on the kiddie site NOT like your chess thread, Jambo?



How come nobody seems to like your chess threads, Jimmy?
Do you think they might also be thinking it has less to do with chess moves than it does with little girls aged around eleven?
If you had to choose between fucking a sixteen year old fanny or an eleven year old fanny, which would you most likely choose?
Which qualities in particular have eleven year olds got over sixteen year olds?
How old was the last female you exchanged bodily fluids with?
Was it with or against her will, and was there any rope or furry handcuffs involved?
How many tins in total did you drink last night?
What's the return price on them at the recycling point?
Around fifteen cents, was it?
How many tins would you need to drink and then return the empties to buy another full slab?
Also, how come you suck?
 
Poster Corkie saw the funny side and Sword liked it

It's only you who sees a little girl and your mind wanders to sexual abuse (that's your problem)
 
AN4 said:
Poster Corkie saw the funny side and Sword liked it
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Ah, you made some new fwends - good for you Jimmy.

AN4 said:
It's only you who sees a little girl and your mind wanders to sexual abuse (that's your problem)
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Nah, everyone's well aware of your skimming the age limit with little girls.

I'm sure it's mostly down to your tiny willy, as it is with most predators.
They say Trump's willy is just like a mushroom.
Epstein was also apparently hung like a mouse.

What's yours like, Jambo?
A magic mushroom?
 
AN4 said:
No one else thinks about sexual abuse when they see a child - just you
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Eh, you're the one who posted Ponchartrain's chess moves and then mentioned child abuse, Jambo.

Perhaps you banged your head off the inside of the tank's metal ceiling while out on the eastern front during your 'counter-Jihad days'?

How are those Jihadi's getting on anyway?

Any craic with them?
 
So you added a comment to your tiddlywinks thread on the kiddie site, Jimmy?



That's one post and one reply, and both are by your own hand.

I can't help the phrase 'Jambo-no-mates' from tumbling around my head as I laugh.

Anyone? Anyone?

No?

Ahh, sure...
 
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