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roc says that she's on Gubu too -

Post in thread 'An Open Letter to SwordOfStZip' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/an-open-letter-to-swordofstzip.1376/post-155621

So it would appear that she's everywhere on Irish political fora, bar Arsefield's
I see that a 'Declan' recently registered on Gubu
One would have to wonder though how enticed Sword would be to return to a site for the political insightfulness and intellectual gigantism of the likes of Woof, cc, Mad as a Fish et al. And to have to share a mod room with a corrupt weasel (jpc)
 
One would have to wonder though how enticed Sword would be to return to a site for the political insightfulness and intellectual gigantism of the likes of Woof, cc, Mad as a Fish et al. And to have to share a mod room with a corrupt weasel (jpc)

And one is the limit of your circle of friends, Jimmy.

You're an army of one, fighting a battle with an enemy who only exists in your head.
You have one online pal - and you're only more than willing to believe him when he says he's a female.
That's about as lame as it gets in the online world, Dawson - you really need to up the ante and try much harder than this if you're ever to succeed.

Which you're not.
You'll die as lonely as you were when alive.
Unfucked, untouched, ugly as sin, weird, an oddball, and a total fucking loser.

No wonder you glued yourself to me - even the thrown out flotsam and jetsam in my slipstream is food for your empty soul.

All your most favourite people were partying all night with all my favourite people - and you didn't even know what was going on, never mind be invited. Were I in Dublin last night then I would've gladly taken a hammer to Bono's bathroom porthole to block his view of the common man and Dublin Bay in general. Face it Jambo: your life will never amount to anything.

You never leave the house and you haven't logged out of your sites since you joined them.
Between all the free porn you must be watching (cos' you're certainly NOT getting laid) and the parties you're not invited to, you might as well kill yourself.

I'll always be more popular than you, Jimmy - always at the right parties with the right people.
Here's a song which best reflects my point about the differences between you and I:

 
I find it strange that you can't seem to take in more than a very small piece of information at any one time. Which means that you can't follow a train of thought or have a sensible conversation with another human being (you must be a nightmare to be around IRL)

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.. but you're clearly significantly mentally retarded
 
I find it strange that you can't seem to take in more than a very small piece of information at any one time.

You're never on the guest list, are you?

Which means that you can't follow a train of thought or have a sensible conversation with another human being

You're not a human being, you're a inhuman non-entity.

(you must be great in bed)

Yeah.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.. but you're clearly significantly mentally retarded

That's it?

That's your best shot?

Poor Jimmy: loves Bono, has never been backstage at a U2 gig though.
Loves Liam and Nowl, but can't afford to see Oasis live.
Has a crush on Susanna Hoffs - she's nearly seventy, is single, and still Jambo doesn't stand a chance.
Thinks Cyndi Lumper's 'True Colours' is about him.

Poor Jambo Dawson.

Poor, poor Jimmy - his frustration at the slapping around he's getting lately is beginning to show.
Anger, rage, disappointment: the full gamut of self loathing.

It amuses me greatly to watch you conduct conversations with yourself, answering your own posts because nobody else will.

I'd say your most recent ejaculation was a lot of hard work searching porn channels followed by seeing yourself in the mirror, pants around your ankles, a tub of Vaseline next to your typewriter, a cigarette burning long ashes in your ashtray, and your cheeks ruddy red from the strain, which really wasn't worth it, right?

Jimmy - kill yourself, it's just not worth it being you.
 
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