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The one in the middle is Mikko Silfors, guitars and vocals for The Senators Of Helsinki, and Professor Of Theology, Helsinki University. Six feet seven inches tall, a gentle giant, has written several theses all of which are easily available in PDF form at the site for the university, and some are published and available at the academic bookstores - if you have one - which you don't. He's an atheist like myself but he speaks at some the highest universities in the world. His studies are the religions of the entire globe, he neither advocates for any or truly believes in any, but as any professor of theology who's an atheist might tell you: you don't have to believe any of it - the theory is fun to play with.

Simply type his name into google and see what you find.

When we're up the north of the country doing shows and the travel is long and arduous, we like to discuss religion among other things. A deeply intellectual man and a highly talented on to boot, he's never short on anecdotes about the crazier aspects of the religions of the world. The Cargo Cult angle always cracked me up. He has some great Biblical stories, how some people interpret things one way and another in their way. He has an enormous sense of humour about these things but he drips gravitas when he's lecturing.

How about you, Cunty?

Apart from Jambo - have you anyone in your miserable excuse for a life to talk to about anything other than who's a cunt and should be barred? Someone to stretch your intellect with? Though I doubt you have one but still? Dopes like you blog like lap dogs to your sad little causes. Me? I go out into the world looking for the best possible people there are out there. And they follow me. See? I show them a plan, they take a chance on me because they know I'm not messing around. So ask me about the other members - I fucking DARE you, you sad cunt.

Even the youngest guy in that line-up (who was around twenty years old when that shot was taken) is a diplomat working out of Geneva where he represents Finnish interests abroad. His lady wife is his official personal assistant. He rubs shoulders with some very powerful people. Unlike you, who only rubs shoulders with scum like Jambo and Saul.

You can fling anything you like at me, Cunty - but I'm still miles ahead of you, you sad bastard.

You wouldn't last five fucking minutes in Mikko's company before I'd have to slap you into line.

Back to your best friends with you - Saul, Jambo, and of course Sham - your trannie busker with just the one song.

That name again: Mikko Silfors

Google it and weep, Cunty.
 
We didn't delete your slut wife's account, Cunty.

We have her tied up down in the basement - with a dildo fatter than your arm rammed up her hoop, and she fucking LOVES it.

Why bother editing your posts?

The whole thing is right there in my previous post - you don't get to retract your filth, so own it like a man, you big mongrel.

You need to think much quicker, Wolf-Boy - I told you: I leave you riding my slipstream, loser.
 
Feeney has gone all out gay with the Senators of Helsinki photos...it might be a Valentine's Day thing? I imagine he has all of them printed off and hanging on his bedroom wall.

Perhaps part of Feeney's anger stems from the fact that none of it is reciprocal as the Mowl likes women instead?
 
...perhaps Wolf would be a good friend and give him a good ride up the arse. Feeney is hurting, and it's showing.

But will a hurt arse compensate for the long-term hurt arising from being rejected by a heterosexual male? Only time will tell. And if it doesn't work out they could always call on Saul to drop down for a threesome. If that doesn't work - an all-out Arsefield's gay orgy could be the solution. Get gay lads and bring some joy to Feeney's otherwise miserable existence.
 
Feeney has gone all out gay with the Senators of Helsinki photos...it might be a Valentine's Day thing?

I think it's partly down to the fact that I called the band what I did. To Finns it's just another cool name that doesn't mean anything really, nothing to sweat about. But to the Irish lads back home? Elevating yourself, even if only by brand name - into the realms of politics - absolutely astounds them. They think: 'who the fuck does this cunt think he is with the big band name that references the very thing we're supposed to be nattering about on these sites? Jaze, lads but the world's gone fucking loo-lah when an upstart from Ballyer is stepping out and calling himself a senator and owning everything he sees, the big bollocks?, etc, etc.

These guys think every all-male band is homosexual.
They think that if two male musicians stand too close together in a promo shot they must be gay.
They also think that every band should have a name starting with 'The'.


Well, they got their end with the final one - but it still grates on them that I assume such lofty positions - then nail them.

See, getting a man like Mikko Silfors to join my project was no easy feat. He's a great singer, yes. His repertoire is literally infinite, yes: you hum it - he'll play it. But you don't end up with a professor of theology fronting your working band by sticking an ad in the music shop window. I knew exactly which guys I wanted for the senator's project: getting them was tough but not impossible: they had to know about the money before they committed to it. First gig out we nailed the night and cleared a few grand in fees playing for Stora Enso, look 'em up - they're big in Finland. We worked for them for over a decade, every party, every convention.

But I got all the guys I really needed for the gig, plus their deps. Which, in case you're ignorant of musical terminology, refers to a second player who can take the gig if the first player can't. That way I could book shows several months in advance and not having to worry that someone couldn't make it. We had to get a guy in for Finlandia Talo, the national concert hall of Finland which was designed by the infamous Alvar Aalto. This joint:



Nice, eh?

He had a great night, but our usual guy had work obligations and missed his chance to play Finlandia: it's a big deal like that.

Here's the insides - it's acoustically un-fucking-real.



See?

That's how I roll, ladies - how about you?

Ever done anything even remotely interesting with your lives?

No?

Ahh, sure..

I imagine he has all of them printed off and hanging on his bedroom wall.

I bet you a pound to a penny Wolfie had my photo screen-printed onto the insides of his pissy y-fronts.

Perhaps part of Feeney's anger stems from the fact that none of it is reciprocal as the Mowl likes women instead?

If anything I'd say it's that they know Finnish girls are even more awesome than Swedish girls. They remember their childhood days when they heard all these stories about liberal sexuality in Sweden and then saw Agnetha from Abba and thought: 'phreeeeeoooow - I gotta get my butt up north...'



Finland is a far more mysterious country to these louts than Sweden is. It's easy to stereotype Swedes. But Finns? How can you take the piss out of something you not only know fuck all about, but desperately want to try? I used to refer to anywhere north of Helsinki as 'virgin territory' - until I left town, that is. I don't LIKE girls. I love girls. They love me too. And that drives these cunts nuts. Complete failure leading to a painful death is what they wish on me, but they know I'm sitting pretty, surrounded by beautiful women. All day. Every day. And getting paid to do what I love doing: playing music and making art.

What have they got?

That same auld wife, her saggy tits and nipples the size fried eggs, battered by three kids having sucked them dry until they're just loose flaps of skin hanging down to the bellybutton. Her massive nipples no longer look him in the eye - instead they're staring at the floor, hopelessly. Imagine getting married and staying like that for life? Even after you just don't find her attractive any more? That's where the Viagra kicks in for Paddy. It's to make her think he still wants her even though he'd rather be reading last week's sports page than having to put on the act for her, while she's doing the same for him. Poor Wolfie - he thinks that because she doesn't care if he gives her a length or not that she's just gone cold. Past it. But in reality?

Her fantasies 100% do NOT include him. When she's at home alone and dressed in her unmentionables, watching some hetero porn and battering her flaps to try to get an orgasm, and he's down on his hunkers with a bucket under her wrinkly ass, she's thinking about the bloke next door, or the refrigerator repair man, even the guy stacking the shelves at the local Lidl will do. That and pictures of younger girls. Very young, but not too young for it to be a crime. That shit really gets her off. Wolfie himself doesn't seem to understand that women have complex needs. His own missus has millions of them, but they're all buried somewhere at the back of her mind, sealed off forever lest she feel the existential crisis of accepting that her life with a loser living in the middle of fucking nowhere is getting her down. So she needs something a bit special to make herself FEEL a bit special. Even if it's all a lie. A fantasy. Girls. Pretty young girls. And maybe some farm or zoo animals too?

Who knows what goes on in Wolfie's wife's mind?

He certainly doesn't - not if he's on Arsefield's from 0830 through to 0330 every day and night.

That's why his missus's gash is just soft smelly flaps of meat by now: she's been hammering at it like that for years.

You could fit an army of trolls up her and she wouldn't wince or look away.

Proper slapper.

...perhaps Wolf would be a good friend and give him a good ride up the arse.

He should ask Jambo - it's not like he's busy or anything.

Feeney is hurting, and it's showing.

Popping your pimples when they're not ready to erupt just yet leaves permanent scars.

But will a hurt arse compensate for the long-term hurt arising from being rejected by a heterosexual male? Only time will tell. And if it doesn't work out they could always call on Saul to drop down for a threesome. If that doesn't work - an all-out Arsefield's gay orgy could be the solution. Get gay lads and bring some joy to Feeney's otherwise miserable existence.

Tell them there's free cups of tay for anyone willing to act as an extra for a crowd scene while Wolfie's wife gives it to Feeney's wife like she's at the rodeo. Like a rhinestone mutant, riding out on a dildo like she don't know where it even goes - and offers coming over the phone.

'I'll give ye this twenty pound note for the shift and bit of the aul' wrist there, wha'? G'wan dare now? Hah? Wha'? '

Jaze, lads.

What have we started here?

It's going to be a long night, says you.
 


 
Remember when Saul was Isle's biggest cheerleader? He even used to go on about how we were at war with General Politics Online. Something about the Isle being a battleship as well if my memory serves me right.

I'd call him a Judas only for the fact that Judas had a brain whereas Saul's as thick as two short planks.
 
The really, really sad part about that whatever-it-was-spread-sheet-format by Saul likely took him fucking HOURS to put together. He's obviously used a script somebody else wrote and he copied the model and edited it - putting my name in instead of Joe Blogs. He's the simpering sort of prat who'd be thinking to himself while he's typing:

'.....this'll get the Mowl right in the neck! Wait til the lads see it!! I'm goin' ta get loads of LIKES for THIS little baby.'

The reality?

This:



See?

This is the sort of shit Saul just can't his fucking head around. He's wondering: 'why is it that when everyone starts a scrum with the Mowl and all the in-jokes and references and that get tossed around - why is that nobody ever gets MY jokes? I spent ages on that, what's the fucking story ?'

Poor Saul - he never even got around to asking google what onomatopoeia is?

That's also exactly why he's always Paddy last to get the drift. He's the kind of dope who needs it built in brightly coloured Lego blocks before he understands it. Saul needs to take up a hobby. Like heroin. Or crack. It might liven the little fucker up a bit and get his last few synapses to spark up some grand plan before he breathes his last. But he can't seem to do it. It's always just a few steps ahead of him and he can never catch up. You know the dream scenario - classic Freud.

A few hits of some serious crack cocaine injected straight into the eyeballs would probably still take minutes rather than moments with Saul, what with all that cholesterol from the breakfast rolls and the fish and chips for lunch chugging up his veins and slowing the blood to his head. Those synapses have taken a hammering. Saul should know, it's the same hammer his forty-three year-old son uses to club any waking pensioners if they stir while he's burgling them. Hell of a hammer. Hell of a head.

Saul's like a little child, first day at school. He's not sure where the line is or who's who and what's what so he just stands mute, looking around him and wondering what the fuck is going on. Like Father Dougal in a hall of mirrors, he stands there waiting. A character from Beckett's 'Waiting For Godot'. Dumb as a bag of rashers. Hasn't a fucking notion. But a quick slap across the ear when he's not looking followed by a look of: '..what? WHAT?' as though you never slapped him at all is enough to send him into mental gymnastics. His brains are all trying to climb over each other like it's musical chairs in his head.

Probably wouldn't dawn on him until later that night when he clocks the thieving bastard son's gone out with that fucking hammer on him.

Saul's hammer.

And pensioners?

You wouldn't immediately associate the two if it were an aptitude test, but this is Saul Bucket we're talking about.

Some loyal and true Irish nationalist, your pal Saul.

Real as fuck.
 
When Ireland Starved

Documentary on the famine. Parts 2 - 6 can be found by clicking on Forgotten Ireland profile >> Videos >> scroll down to 5 years ago. Alternatively just search YouTube, e.g. When Ireland Starved Part 2



 


It will turn Ireland into the pox that is America.

No: you'll turn Ireland into a shit-hole by your complete no-balls-having inactivity bar ranting your bullshit online all day.
You have no right to criticize Ireland's current malaise because you're part of the reason she is what she is.

Gang warfare, rapes, mass shootings, fixed elections, normalising child rape and tranny freaks, the breeding out of white people and the total destruction of the reasonably civilised society we've known.

But YOU normalize child rape.
And you're a member of a gang.
The right-wing Nazi scumbag site that is Arsefield's, along with your other outwardly inactive 'friends'.
You think child rape is funny.
You think that Tony Walsh is some sort of hero for raping poor working class kids.
That's the sort of scum you are.

The relentless attack on whites and Christians is gaining speed and being replaced with a godless warped and dangerous society.

You claim to be a 'white christian'?
But you like the idea of Irish children being raped, you never shut up laughing about it.
You deserve to be replaced, as would anyone else glorifying child rape.
You're a hypocrite, a liar, a sad broken down little man full of rage who endorses child abuse.
Why not address the rot in your current gang: Saul's middle-aged son robs fragile Irish pensioners: and you stand with him?
Explain to us how that fits into your particular brand of Irish nationalism?
If an immigrant were to muscle in on Saul's son's patch and take over the burgling - what would say/do about him?

FFG/SF and the communists in Dail Eireann hate themselves and hate us even more.

Aw, Such a cute little slogan. They don't hate you. They don't even know you exist. Like most of your neighbours, quite likely. You never seem to leave your house, Wolfie. What's that about? You're in there all day every day, device in hand posting slogans and endorsing child abuse. If you had your way, Tony Walsh would still be raping children, and you'd still be at home moaning about it. Ever considered your life and how it looks to the casual observer?

You're a loser of such epic proportions it makes me happy to know how much you're suffering and worried about your 'country' being taken over. It's not your country. It's theirs. And it'll remain theirs as long as you and your mutant crew of fellow losers keep up your current trajectory. I don't blame the political class in Ireland for being what they are - I blame that on YOU and your kind. The kind to stand in the corner watching a black priest rape a white child and doing nothing about bar waiting until the show was over and then moaning about that too.

You're a casual observer of your own pointless existence.

You create nothing, produce nothing, add nothing, and you'll continue to do nothing bar moan about shit all day and night.

Because you have fuck all else to do.

Apart from make me laugh when I get you in the corner and all you have left is the usual child rape yap.

When I saw kids being abused, I acted - then left the country.



You?

You're the kind who watched it AND enjoyed it.

That's the difference between you and me: I have a moral compass, and it ain't from your bible either, scumbag.
 
Just you Gowl, just you.....not ALL victims of child abuse.
Yourself and Tony are peas in a pedophile pod.
Dirty bastards the two of ya.
The sooner you and him are dead the better off the planet will be.


You truly are a knacker of the highest order. Mowl is a gentleman and a towering intellect, with an unequalled capacity for writing across these boards. You though, like your friends are a waste of space. A Dutch Gold-drinking, Sun Newspaper-reading waste of space with the brain capacity of a monkey. You don't need to avoid here by any means given the simple fact that you wouldn't last pissing time against posters such as Mowl, Roc and Lumpy - without Feeney and Dan backing you up with their moderation tools. Stick to the toilet bowl which is Arsefield's, with people more on your level.

p.s. God help you if various groups ever find out who you are, and where you live given your sneering at Church Abuse victims. You disgusting, ape-like knacker.
 

Nine.

And it didn't take you a week to spot it either, eh Wolfie?
You sad and lying little bastard; you're on here every two hours, non-stop, every day and every night.
You love being despised don't you? You wear your bitterness with being Irish so obviously on your sleeve.
Yet there you are - stuck there, unable to move, unable to cope with it, fantasizing about child rape and perverted priests.
You're the type who - exactly like Tony Walsh - loves to watch while innocent children suffer.
Walsh caused one prison officer to quit his job because the poor fucker couldn't believe what he was seeing every day in the shower room with the priests.
He had a complete mental breakdown, he claimed it was from having to deal with Walsh, his cell, and his few possessions.
In the shower room Walsh was known as a 'watcher' who's special kink was watching grown men fuck each other.
This is what you think is right and proper for Irish kids to be educated by these animals.
And it's clear they worked their magic on you too.
Did you find it funny when your classmates were getting beaten and abused?
You certainly act like a willing watcher - the same breed of mongrel as Walsh himself.
Your wife - that ugly slut who puts up with you - where does she stand on your addiction and predilection for child abuse material?
Or is it her who searches for the really horrible stuff and brings it to you that you might get an erection(!) and fuck her?
Or does she simply prefer to sit and watch you have a wank watching children getting buggered?
Either way - you're the cancer and the poison that has Ireland where she is now, today.
You have nothing to be proud of, only to be ashamed of.
If she saw the things you do (and you did say you talked to her about her account on the isle) with your sick fuck buddies, would she laugh or cry?
I can't imagine any woman settling for a sick fucker like you and being happy, so I presume she's either on dope or else fucking the neighbour.
Any woman who'd put up with a loser like you deserves to be treated like shit.
It's Valentine's Day - and what are you up to?
Kill the nig-nogs, the Pakis, the Polish, the Brits - wait: say what now? Valentine's Day? Today? Flowers? Me? For HER??
The poor stupid bitch deserves you, and the cross-eyed mutant children you two created by fucking her in the ass.
So treat the sad cow like you feel it for her: give her nothing, demand your dinner, and tell her to load the washer with your crusty keks.
That's all she is after all, a cheap whore looking for someone to pay her way for her.
You get what you deserve in this life, Wolfie - and that's why you are where you are behaving like you do: they crushed your soul, didn't they?
They left you numb because instead of doing the right thing, you chose to be part of it, and you're proud of yourself for it.
So look her in the eyes and tell her: she's been had, and not just by the neighbours and the lads down the pub: but by you, a lying hypocrite.
Perhaps she might choose to finally leave you instead of watching you sitting there all day, phone in hand, a hump growing on your neck.
No wonder she fucks around - she's obviously not into the kind of peccadillo you specialize in.
So enjoy your fantasy and act it out for everyone to see: Wolfie and his child abuse video tapes, DVDs, magazines, and membership card for the club.
You and Walsh have more in common than you realize, Wolfie - and it stinks to high heaven - like you protecting and hiding a known burglar.
Try to make it seem like none of it is true - because the louder you shout, the more attention it gets you.
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be wishing your Da had fucked your Ma in the arse nine months before you were shat out into the world.
You come from a long line of rotten cunts, I can tell: only a pair of drunks would raise a child in the manner required for you to be what you are today.
I left Ireland because it's full of rats like you, and getting out successfully is exactly the reason I go after filth like you.
You stayed, you'll never leave, you're a part of the rot - but you're not even smart enough to see that for what it is.
So whine about 'your country going down the toilet' all you like: you're the one pulling the chain, you dumb fucker.
You and your slut/bitch wife, your drunk parents, and your bastard children.
You all deserve each other, in exactly the place you are right now - in loathing with the horror with which you abide.
Screaming children, kids in distress, little bones in sewer pipes, priests riding priests in prison washrooms: it's all good as far as you're concerned.
This is why you are what you are and I am what I am: I put priests and christian brothers behind bars, but you want them freed to do even worse.
So when you lay down in the wee hours tonight after changing the world on Arsefield's, ask her if she still loves you.
Ask her if it hurts her that you don't give a fuck what her problem is so long as you can have the freedom to waste her life as you waste your own.
There's a special place in Hell for catholics of your nature: your drunken parents can surely testify to that.
You and yours is why Ireland was, is, and will continue to be a shit-hole country: so shout louder, you might even succeed in getting me off your back.
But don't bet on it any more than you would on you catching herself in a toilet cubicle sucking anything other than black cock.
I doubt your kids are even your own, and I bet they wish it were so too.
Regardless, you are what you are: scum, filth, a cancer on your own culture, on your religion, on your community, and on your family.
I am what I am, which is why I can hold my head high: knowing that the very men you bow to live in cells because of me and my kind.
Think about that while contemplating whether you can get it up for her later or not - it's a romantic day after all.
So don't go spoiling it chatting with Clark/Connolly and Saul rather than her: throw the poor bitch a bone, let her watch you wank.
She might even giggle again, jaze knows it's been years since she felt anything at all stuck in a miserable life with a cunt like you.
Listen closely: that's the sound of her bawling her eyes out up in the bedroom: out of sight and out of mind.
Poor woman had to buy flowers for herself because you're 'too busy' saving Ireland post by post on Arsefield's.
You terminally cancerous old bastard.
 
Wolfie is over there making threats now, thinks he's a hard man.

 


That character always reminded me of Tadhg, aka. Larping as a Stalinist Communist, while gambling on the stock market (possibly the most capitalist of enterprises around).

Or more accurately - Champagne Socialism, e.g. 'I love socialism, but don't take any of my money, or interfere with my stock market investments'.
 

Or better yet, why don't you fuck off back to Pish where you belong? feeney and clean.

Cunt.
 
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