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Yeah.



Really?



Your biggest struggle is getting out of the bed in the morning.
Spending your Monday afternoon watching movies online?
No, last night the Mowl

And I told you all about it (my intention) -

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Could you please try to stop being such a shit poster?

Question?

How fat and greasy are you anyway?
 
No, last night the Mowl

It's okay - I'm only judging you for being a dole-head watching movies (very long ones) all day on a Monday, when most responsible people are at work.

But we also know that you don't have a job.

Or a Ma.

Bless.

And I told you all about it (my intention) -

To have a wank?

Could you please try to stop being such a shit poster?

When did the dole money run out?

We didn't see any evidence of your usual Friday/Saturday/Sunday night activities on here - or the gay bar.

You should try getting in there with Saul's son - the forty-four year old still dependent son who robs grannies and batters granddads for drink money.

Each Granny battered is three more slabs of Dutch Gold for sure.
 

The live feed from Leinster House today.

Every culchie/redneck/retard in the house all whining and pointing fingers. Poor little Simon's right in the middle of the mosh-pit looking like a boy-child on his First Holy Communion rounds of the relatives and friends to line his pockets with copper. He seems to find it all rather hilarious. Or is it just 'First Day' nerves? Rattled isn't the word for it. Still, quite a circus you have going on there lately.

Half the house insist they won't vote for him - which hardly matters, he's already in like Flynn.

Simon's around the same age as Sanna Marin, ex-Finnish prime minister: let's see if he can swing the vote and make Urrland 'The World's Happiest Country' for even just the one year. A leap year like this one. A leap in the dark. I doubt it though, the things that are wrong with Urrland are no small beer. The things that are even wronger about Urrland are Urrish peeple. You can't fix any of that with a vote or by throwing money at it.

The nomination's taking place right now: there's only one contender: nobody else wanted the job but little Simon seems hugely excited by all the palaver happening around him. It'll be great watching the skinny little cunt fall apart as the blows come at him from all sides over the next few weeks. Maybe it might even break him and force a general election? But even then - what fucking difference does it make? You're all fucked no matter who's at the helm.

Fucked up.
 

The live feed from Leinster House today.

Every culchie/redneck/retard in the house all whining and pointing fingers. Poor little Simon's right in the middle of the mosh-pit looking like a boy-child on his First Holy Communion rounds of the relatives and friends to line his pockets with copper. He seems to find it all rather hilarious. Or is it just 'First Day' nerves? Rattled isn't the word for it. Still, quite a circus you have going on there lately.

Half the house insist they won't vote for him - which hardly matters, he's already in like Flynn.

Simon's around the same age as
Sanna Marin
Gay

, ex-Finnish prime minister: let's see if he can swing the vote and make Urrland 'The World's Happiest Country' for even just the one year. A leap year like this one. A leap in the dark. I doubt it though, the things that are wrong with Urrland are no small beer. The things that are even wronger about Urrland are Urrish peeple. You can't fix any of that with a vote or by throwing money at it.

The nomination's taking place right now: there's only one contender: nobody else wanted the job but little Simon seems hugely excited by all the palaver happening around him. It'll be great watching the skinny little cunt fall apart as the blows come at him from all sides over the next few weeks. Maybe it might even break him and force a general election? But even then - what fucking difference does it make? You're all fucked no matter who's at the helm.

Fucked up.
 
'We're the future - YOUR future' (Johnny Rotten 1978)



You poor misfortunate fucking losers. Look at them? I mean, just fucking look at that man-child? And yer wan beside him? Have you ever seen such dead and lifeless eyes? That wan's carrying some heavy bananas these last few years, so much so it'd make you wonder how close she is to replicating her father's suicide. She fucking freaks me the fuck out. Every time. Worse again when she's actually mumbling into the camera. She speaks like and AI bot on too much WD40.

These two are now in charge of your already mutilated basket case of an island.

That's the thing about islands: you can't run away - and according to Lenihan Jnr (RIP) neither can any money.

These two are sitting right under The National Debt as well as simple's new children's hospital. Billions and billions at stake. And what do you get? Harris? This'll be a fucking gas watch the skinny little cunt slowly fall to pieces. Though I have noticed a new way speaking and gesticulating from him over the last week or so. You do know he has Crohn's Disease? Well, he has. Do you know what it does to a person? No? Well, it means he can eat a meal, sometimes. But he can't complete the loop in the usual manner so his lower intestine and bowels get all backed up. And he can't poop. I imagine that?

Full of shit.

Literally.

As for The Grim fucking Reaper's partner in crime bringing up the rear, McEntee?

Hah hah! You've one seriously over-zealous pre-menopausal fruit-cake right there, ready to pop like an egg in a microwave. Mother's Little Helpers ain't going to help her. Not even an intravenous drip-feed of liquid amphetamine can spark those dead eyes up. Then there's your upcoming assisted suicide issue to debate.

Ask yourself: of all people in the cabinet, which one should definitely NOT be given the brief?

Now ask yourself: which one most likely WILL get the brief, regardless?

See?

That's why you're all on a poxy wet little island. Years and years ago, Ireland used to be physically attached to Scotland, Wales, and England. Even France long before that. But over generations of evolution and hundreds of thousands of centuries, the real world gave up on Ireland and the climate change of the time separated you from the civilized world because nobody wanted you stupid cunts around. Pro-creating with their children and making even more little stupid cunts. Ostracized. Bifurcated from the decent world. Cast out.

Now look at you?

Your prime minister lad's full of shit.

Your justice minister looks close to death.

The National Debt's still climbing.

And your National Children's Hospital looks fit to take kids in in the thousands at a time by the look of it.

Why's that?

The most expensive public building ever constructed, I heard a few days back.

You planning on some serious pro-creation condom-free orgies of Paddies and Biddies over the next few years?

The average size of the Irish family unit's shrinking, not growing - why the massive mega-structure?

You expecting company?

Heh.

What's yours? 🤔

Why?

Are you still stuck for one?

 
'We're the future - YOUR future' (Johnny Rotten 1978)



You poor misfortunate fucking losers. Look at them? I mean, just fucking look at that man-child? And yer wan beside him? Have you ever seen such dead and lifeless eyes? That wan's carrying some heavy bananas these last few years, so much so it'd make you wonder how close she is to replicating her father's suicide. She fucking freaks me the fuck out. Every time. Worse again when she's actually mumbling into the camera. She speaks like and AI bot on too much WD40.

These two are now in charge of your already mutilated basket case of an island.

That's the thing about islands: you can't run away - and according to Lenihan Jnr (RIP) neither can any money.

These two are sitting right under The National Debt as well as simple's new children's hospital. Billions and billions at stake. And what do you get? Harris? This'll be a fucking gas watch the skinny little cunt slowly fall to pieces. Though I have noticed a new way speaking and gesticulating from him over the last week or so. You do know he has Crohn's Disease? Well, he has. Do you know what it does to a person? No? Well, it means he can eat a meal, sometimes. But he can't complete the loop in the usual manner so his lower intestine and bowels get all backed up. And he can't poop. I imagine that?

Full of shit.

Literally.

As for The Grim fucking Reaper's partner in crime bringing up the rear, McEntee?

Hah hah! You've one seriously over-zealous pre-menopausal fruit-cake right there, ready to pop like an egg in a microwave. Mother's Little Helpers ain't going to help her. Not even an intravenous drip-feed of liquid amphetamine can spark those dead eyes up. Then there's your upcoming assisted suicide issue to debate.

Ask yourself: of all people in the cabinet, which one should definitely NOT be given the brief?

Now ask yourself: which one most likely WILL get the brief, regardless?

See?

That's why you're all on a poxy wet little island. Years and years ago, Ireland used to be physically attached to Scotland, Wales, and England. Even France long before that. But over generations of evolution and hundreds of thousands of centuries, the real world gave up on Ireland and the climate change of the time separated you from the civilized world because nobody wanted you stupid cunts around. Pro-creating with their children and making even more little stupid cunts. Ostracized. Bifurcated from the decent world. Cast out.

Now look at you?

Your prime minister lad's full of shit.

Your justice minister looks close to death.

The National Debt's still climbing.

And your National Children's Hospital looks fit to take kids in in the thousands at a time by the look of it.

Why's that?

The most expensive public building ever constructed, I heard a few days back.

You planning on some serious pro-creation condom-free orgies of Paddies and Biddies over the next few years?

The average size of the Irish family unit's shrinking, not growing - why the massive mega-structure?

You expecting company?

Heh.
I think that you probably spend too much time thinking about these (unelected) globalist stooges, whether that's Sauna Marinara or Simple Simon.

Why?

Are you still stuck for one?
No, I was curious what yours is
 
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