I 'need' you to both
fuck AND off - all at once.
Nah - much as it kills you to know it, all the weed up here is seriously good.
Or, as your buddy Saul Bucket put it: '
real as fuck'.
Not yet, at least.
In terms of talent, originality, and accent - you're right.
Which apart from red-top column inches isn't much, now is it?
He has no achievements of merit that I can see, and neither do I see any talent.
He does do a very good impression of a Down's Syndrome spazmo when he sings that '
sheeee-ine' type knackerism.
And they
are knackers, Jambo - Noel was very clear about how the family ended up in Manchester when his Ma was younger. And she is Irish traveler blood, and proud of it. In my family home, we treated the gypsies and travelers as equals - even in charity. Mam would give the old lady a bag of second hand baby clothes and accept nothing more than a toy car for the kids in return. The old lady then filled in the gaps in the exchange praying over the babies and rattling her beads around the cot.
The Gallaghers are also gypsy blood, as Noel himself said.
In fact, it was one of his earliest memories of Ireland when his Ma took the pair of them home.
So much as you're aware that the only Jews I dislike are those that I know, you'll note I also happen to have time for travelers/gypsies and will treat them as I would any other Irish person. Apart from you, who I'd rather clatter in the mouth, then pull your trousers down and trip you up into a nice cold canal with your boots still on. Or not. Depending.
Liam's going to have to figure something out fairly soon, like start writing some music that sells rather than champagne supernova-pissing it up the wall.
That big gaff and even bigger drugs problem isn't going to pay for itself, see.
Don't forget: it was
Noel who wrote all the songs, you dumb cunt.
Liam's just a mouth - literally, and is paid his share on that basis and THAT basis alone.
Notice how not even one of Liam's solo efforts even made it onto college/indie radio, let alone mainstream?
He's a flop, Jimmy - lie your little wee-wee.