It's definitely a spoof of the whole suave Jazz cat scene.
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It's definitely a spoof of the whole suave Jazz cat scene.
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lofl.. The only "moderator" who's banning anyone is the blow-in Australian hick.. to cheers from the retard gallery, Mad as a Tiger & WolfGeneral Chat For All To Read.
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Cucked by his own moderators lol.
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It's Easter weekend, so naturally, the BritLibs on Twitter are engaging in a particularly egregious display of pathological presentism and narcissism with a load of sub-Mash Report satire about how Christ would have absolutely despised Lee Anderson, Nigel Farage, GB News, and whomever else they're having conniptions about this week, and would of course have been absolutely bang into Christendom being controlled by Jewish bankers who see to it that it's flooded with non-Christians, putting kids on puberty blockers and talking them into life-ruining surgical mutilation, homosexuals getting married, and the Christian clergy in England being a load of unreconstructed Marxist degenerates and idiot women with pink hair and tattoos like a Salvadoran inmate.
However fucking witless, deluded, and vegetable-brained you may think these people are, you're still giving them way too much credit. They will never fail to amaze you all over again.
t.me
However fucking witless, deluded, and vegetable-brained you may think these people are, you're still giving them way too much credit. They will never fail to amaze you all over again.
Tollahgram
It's Easter weekend, so naturally, the BritLibs on Twitter are engaging in a particularly egregious display of pathological presentism and narcissism with a load of sub-Mash Report satire about how Christ would have absolutely despised Lee Anderson, Nigel Farage, GB News, and whomever else...
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And another one takes a predicable enough nosedive.
Yes, that which you refer to as pretentious I refer to as genius.
That which Keith Woods refers to as gospel, you genuflect and lay down before.
Let me explain, kid: there are two music forms which follow similiar trajectories and have done since their inception. Oddly enough, it's jazz and punk rock. In the jazz scene, players play, writers write, and performers perform. If one member of a quartet decides to make his own record, he might not even use the guys in his own band. He might choose to deliberately NOT use them because another player may have a better sense or awareness of what the writer is looking/striving for.
Punk musicians also exchange players in the same way.
Where it really harmonizes is on the circuits: punk bands on tour usually travel with the bare essentials. Larger heavier instruments can be hired or borrowed rather than hauled. Same with accommodation, the punk band that played Helsinki last night stayed with punks on the local scene and used their gear too. Next month, when the Helsinki band hit say Berlin, the deal is the same: the host provides and the visitors do their thing.
The jazz circuits operate on the same basis: someone writes some new material, chooses his team, goes to work. The touring aspect may not even include the players who played on the record. Nor the gear they used. Hotels are expensive, travel insurance for priceless instruments, etc must be considered. If an artist asks me to play on the record but not on the tour/gigs, that's perfectly normal. He wants this sound/style on the recording, but these players/arrangers for the tour. Costs are kept to a minimum, expenses tightly reined in, and the artist has to be able to make a profit on the project, so CD sales and other merchandising is vital.
When Oasis went out on tour, all Liam brought was a bad attitude.
It didn't work out, so he got booted out and the tour cancelled.
He likely lost a pretty penny too - but the guy who booted him out lost out as well.
That's rock'n'roll - not punk, and definitely not jazz.
So once again, dear Jambo - you made a fool of yourself.
You know oh-so very, very little, my child.
It's all ahead of you, as my Nanny used to say.
Electricity
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Some of you were asking the other day - What is a shitlib?It's Easter weekend, so naturally, the BritLibs on Twitter are engaging in a particularly egregious display of pathological presentism and narcissism with a load of sub-Mash Report satire about how Christ would have absolutely despised Lee Anderson, Nigel Farage, GB News, and whomever else they're having conniptions about this week, and would of course have been absolutely bang into Christendom being controlled by Jewish bankers who see to it that it's flooded with non-Christians, putting kids on puberty blockers and talking them into life-ruining surgical mutilation, homosexuals getting married, and the Christian clergy in England being a load of unreconstructed Marxist degenerates and idiot women with pink hair and tattoos like a Salvadoran inmate.
However fucking witless, deluded, and vegetable-brained you may think these people are, you're still giving them way too much credit. They will never fail to amaze you all over again.
Tollahgram
It's Easter weekend, so naturally, the BritLibs on Twitter are engaging in a particularly egregious display of pathological presentism and narcissism with a load of sub-Mash Report satire about how Christ would have absolutely despised Lee Anderson, Nigel Farage, GB News, and whomever else...
I think it's fairly safe to say that you could replace "BritLib" in the post above with - British shitlib.
Hopefully that will give some guidance and please, don't be a shitlib.
Electricity
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Is that more jazz shite?
Electricity
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What was the name of that girl who was jazz and poisoned herself?
Arguably you could say that she was the most recently famous white artist from the British Isles, except she wasn't, she was Jewish (her name escapes me right now)
Arguably you could say that she was the most recently famous white artist from the British Isles, except she wasn't, she was Jewish (her name escapes me right now)
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Electricity
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Barf
Mowl
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Your Ma?
Missus Dawson?
Definitely your Ma so.
But they're all blokes, Jambo - not one girlie in the band.
And we all know you like your cheesy rock'n'roll played by young men.
Right?
You like boys, don't you, Seamus?
Electricity
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I mean, it's hard to think of a "white person" who has been more famous since Winehouse.
Not my type of music of course. If she's plucking a few strings (unmelodically) on a guitar and warbling away.. it does nothing 4 me.
But she had some decent shall we say, crossover songs.
Not my type of music of course. If she's plucking a few strings (unmelodically) on a guitar and warbling away.. it does nothing 4 me.
But she had some decent shall we say, crossover songs.
Mowl
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Yeah.
It's almost like Taylor Swift isn't even the richest musician in the world.
Yes, we all know you prefer three-chord tricks ripped off from the 1960/70's.
See previous reply.
Crossover what-nows?
Electricity
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I did actually quite like her, from watching interviews and stuff.
She was quite like a female Liam Gallagher..
She was quite like a female Liam Gallagher..
Mowl
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Nobody cares, Shay.
Not one sinner soul cares even a jot.
You're kind of like a male Amy Winehouse.
Electricity
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Apparently you aren't aware that Taylor Swift isn't from the British Isles
Or her longevity
Gosh, you really know nothing about music
Electricity
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You'll notice that Mowl won't say anything about (his opinion of) Winehouse.. Why?
Because it'll be further proof that HE HATES ALL JEWS! lololol
Because it'll be further proof that HE HATES ALL JEWS! lololol
Mowl
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Not at all, I know exactly where she's from. I watched a documentary about one recent record she made (during Covid) and was genuinely surprised at her talent. She can improvise her melodies and harmonies on the spot, as well as fire out some quality lyrics with conviction.
But I still can't say I'm a fan of hers or would buy her records/go to her shows.
But in terms of wealth?
Unlike Liam Gallagher - she'll never need to do a reunion tour of any sort - she outdoes him on every level, particularly the cash dollar one.
I have no idea how long she's been around - but that's just me.
Was she a Spice Girl before going solo?
You'd know about that kind of shit, right?
That's why they pay me, Jambo.
Exactly the reason.
Jambo, I just said THIS about Amy Winehouse:
See?
Nah, I liked the ones in that documentary about the tin pot factory and all those Jews who lived in it.
Living in a tin pot factory isn't my idea of a happy life (and you know how I feel about the national happiness, Jambo) but they seemed to love it.
I know half of it was makey-uppey stuff about how much they were paid and what hours were expected of them.
But it was still funny how it turned out in the end.
Yeah, I laughed too.
Especially at the bit in colour at the end where they gave him a few pebbles to remember them by.
Fucking Jews - tight cunts, all the same.