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Okay, good

Great.

Wonderful, in fact.

So you agree that that doesn't make him Irish, you've finally understood the concept of - being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse

Makes him more Irish than you, is the point.



See now, my son?

Some progress, I suppose..

Well done - now you're starting to get it.

It's just not your day is it, Jimmy?

First off you try to smart mouth me with your: 'who are you talking to, Mowl' when you already knew I was talking to you, on my Finnish thread!

Crap the way I'm always miles ahead of you, eh.
 
Great.

Wonderful, in fact.



Makes him more Irish than you, is the point.



See now, my son?
Nope. Because you're not making any sense

If your black friend was born of two African parents then he would have an African name. Granted, if he was adopted by white people, then it would be normal for him to have an Irish name... Which is it?

Well done - now you're starting to get it.

It's just not your day is it, Jimmy?

First off you try to smart mouth me with your: 'who are you talking to, Mowl' when you already knew I was talking to you, on my Finnish thread!

Crap the way I'm always miles ahead of you, eh.
 
Nope. Because you're not making any sense

This here makes perfect sense, and that kills you - for obvious reasons.



I asked you earlier what the last thing you did for your country was.

In fact, I've been asking you that since 1872.

You haven't answered me because you have no answer, all you care about is you. And no, being patient and polite while standing in the dole queue with half of Somalia and the Congo doesn't qualify. You play just one game, but you'll never get to represent Ireland in the special Olympics playing tiddlywinks. Nor Texas hold 'em, for obvious reasons.

If your black friend was born of two African parents then he would have an African name.

Never met him.
Neither did he.
One was Irish.
The other, not so much.
Born in a midlands hospital and adopted before he was a few months old.
His brothers and sisters also have ethnic blood, as the lady who adopted all of them was single, childless, wealthy, and kind at heart.
He's very successful in his work, has made more money than you ever will, has three kids, all educated in Irish, and employs multiple people on contract.

Meanwhile you're a dole-sponging long-term unemployed Brit with nothing whatsoever to offer anyone anywhere, at any time now or in the future.

Granted, if he was adopted by white people, then it would be normal for him to have an Irish name

Both his first and second names are Gaelic/Irish, and his family name couldn't possibly BE more Irish.
Raised and educated in Tullamore, he moved to Dublin after leaving home and bought his first apartment before the age of twenty-five.
He has the culchie swagger, the Tulla' accent, the Dubliner attitude, and the Dubliner style.
Not that that impresses me, much, you understand.

.. Which is it?

None of the above, as you now know.
More Irish than you in more ways than I can count.

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Just when I thought Ireland and the Irish couldn't be more half arsed, I saw this POS:



It looks like a building delivered in a cardboard box that's only half open.

The headquarters of the Central Bank of Ireland?

Who cost you all that loot?

This is what they spent their bail-out on?

Poor Paddy: he never seems to get an even break, the poor cunt.
 
This here makes perfect sense, and that kills you - for obvious reasons.



I asked you earlier what the last thing you did for your country was.

In fact, I've been asking you that since 1872.

You haven't answered me because you have no answer, all you care about is you. And no, being patient and polite while standing in the dole queue with half of Somalia and the Congo doesn't qualify. You play just one game, but you'll never get to represent Ireland in the special Olympics playing tiddlywinks. Nor Texas hold 'em, for obvious reasons.
Never met him.
Who?

Neither did he.
His father?

One was Irish.
His mother?

The other, not so much.
His father, the African?

Okay, so we've now established that your BLECK! "More Irish than me" friend is a mulatto and an adoptee.. Correct?

Born in a midlands hospital and adopted before he was a few months old.
His brothers and sisters also have ethnic blood, as the lady who adopted all of them was single, childless, wealthy, and kind at heart.
He's very successful in his work, has made more money than you ever will, has three kids, all educated in Irish, and employs multiple people on contract.

Meanwhile you're a dole-sponging long-term unemployed Brit with nothing whatsoever to offer anyone anywhere, at any time now or in the future.
Both his first and second names are Gaelic/Irish
So, like, if I changed my name, you know, by Deed Poll, then I would be Irish, right?

, and his family name couldn't possibly BE more Irish.
Raised and educated in Tullamore, he moved to Dublin after leaving home and bought his first apartment before the age of twenty-five.
He has the culchie swagger, the Tulla' accent, the Dubliner attitude, and the Dubliner style.
Not that that impresses me, much, you understand.



None of the above, as you now know.
More Irish than you in more ways than I can count.

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Wha' ?

His father?

Your Ma?

His mother?

Your Uncle Daw?

His father, the African?

Which African - there's loads of them.

Okay, so we've now established that your BLECK! "More Irish than me" friend is a mulatto and an adoptee.

Correct.

And yet still more Irish than you, Brit.


Correct - and you are a Brit.

How many generations have passed since your scumbag British lineage first appeared in Ireland?

My blood is Rock Of Cashel (we still own the farm/land 'neath the castle) and Dublin's Liberties.

And my name is, as you know - as Gaelic/Irish as it gets.
 
Wha' ?



Your Ma?



Your Uncle Daw?



Which African - there's loads of them.



Correct.

And yet still more Irish than you, Brit.



Correct - and you are a Brit.

How many generations have passed since your scumbag British lineage first appeared in Ireland?

My blood is Rock Of Cashel (we still own the farm/land 'neath the castle) and Dublin's Liberties.
And my name is, as you know - as Gaelic/Irish as it gets.
So if I changed my name to yours then I would be Irish?
 
So, what we've established today Mowl Mowl is:

Your "black friend" is a Kalergi baby

Being born in Ireland doesn't make him Irish (albeit he's half if he has a biological Irish mother)

His adopted name doesn't make him Irish in any way, shape or form

Have I missed anything? 🤔

Okay, good, decent progress..
 
So, what we've established today Mowl Mowl is:

That it's not your day.

Again.

Your "black friend" is a Kalergi baby

Nah, he was born on a Tuesday evening.

Being born in Ireland doesn't make him Irish

Yet more Irish than you.

(albeit he's half if he has a biological Irish mother)

Which is twice as Irish as you.



His adopted name doesn't make him Irish in any way, shape or form

Yet more Irish than you, Dawson.

Have I missed anything? 🤔

Yes, you're British.

An Irish 'cretno-gnationalist' by all accounts.

From Britain.

Okay, good, decent progress..

Sweet.

Next?
 
Class is in recess (get something to eat)

Already two steps ahead of you.

I bought these new-fangled spring roll wraps made of rice: super-thin, almost gossamer, you wet them and they soften up and then you fill them with whatever things you like. I keep a wide range of fresh vegetables, but on this occasion I'll also use some some Thai-style frozen stir-fry mix for the body of it with a Korean hot sauce to bind it before wrapping, and each one will be a little different from the last depending on which additional vegetables/sauce I'll add.

Some soaked bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, fresh Finnish ginger in cider vinegar, red baby chili from Peru, crushed fresh Finnish garlic, chèvre, and Finnish red onions. I also have a nice salty Lapland-produced white cheese that'll sparkle things up. Then on the side I'm having the last of the new-season baby potatoes which I'll parboil, dry, and later fry in olive oil in a pan so they're crispy and munchy.

For lubrication, I'm starting early because I started super-early this morning.
That's the best part about not having to keep regular hours: I can fob myself in and start whenever I like.
This morning was particularly beautiful: took me two coffees to get over the view of the sunrise from the rooftop barbecue area and party room.

Like I said, Jimmah: you don't even know you're born.
Thirty degrees in Dublin, and you're chatting with me, having only gotten out of your lazy-bed at lunchtime?

You pasty pale fucker.
 
Already two steps ahead of you.

I bought these new-fangled spring roll wraps made of rice: super-thin, almost gossamer,
you wet them and they soften up and then you fill them with whatever things you like.
Reminds me of my past girlfriends

I keep a wide range of fresh vegetables, but on this occasion I'll also use some some Thai-style frozen stir-fry mix for the body of it with a Korean hot sauce to bind it before wrapping, and each one will be a little different from the last depending on which additional vegetables/sauce I'll add.

Some soaked bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, fresh Finnish ginger in cider vinegar, red baby chili from Peru, crushed fresh Finnish garlic, chèvre, and Finnish red onions. I also have a nice salty Lapland-produced white cheese that'll sparkle things up. Then on the side I'm having the last of the new-season baby potatoes which I'll parboil, dry, and later fry in olive oil in a pan so they're crispy and munchy.

For lubrication, I'm starting early because I started super-early this morning.
That's the best part about not having to keep regular hours: I can fob myself in and start whenever I like.
This morning was particularly beautiful: took me two coffees to get over the view of the sunrise from the rooftop barbecue area and party room.
Mowl, this is the wrong thread for that, please post here👇

Thread 'Food and Beverages' https://islepoli.com/threads/food-and-beverages.162/

PS. My mother would've never bought frozen vegetables

Like I said, Jimmah: you don't even know you're born.
That's nice - you're posting Noel Gallagher song lyrics

Thirty degrees in Dublin, and you're chatting with me, having only gotten out of your lazy-bed at lunchtime?

You pasty pale fucker.
 
Reminds me of my past girlfriends

You don't have any past girlfriends, Jimmy.

Only car crashes.

Mowl, this is the wrong thread for that, please post here👇

By all means feel free to copy, paste, dip, wet, and sprinkle it all over your foodie thread.

It's not been your day at all, so I'm willing to show at least some pity empathy.


Yeah, saw it - but only by title.

PS. My mother would've never bought frozen vegetables

I'd have had to go a lot further than the frozen section of my local supermarket to get the necessary fresh ingredients for a traditional Thai mix, Jim.

As would you.

That's nice - you're posting Noel Gallagher song lyrics

Who's that now?

Noel?

Ever considered what a stupid sounding name Noel is, Jimmy?

Try saying it out loud five times in a row and get back to me.
 
You don't have any past girlfriends, Jimmy.

Only car crashes.



By all means feel free to copy, paste, dip, wet, and sprinkle it all over your foodie thread.

It's not been your day at all, so I'm willing to show at least some pity empathy.



Yeah, saw it - but only by title.



I'd have had to go a lot further than the frozen section of my local supermarket to get the necessary fresh ingredients for a traditional Thai mix, Jim.

As would you.
Who's that now?

Noel?
Yep -



Ever considered what a stupid sounding name Noel is, Jimmy?

Try saying it out loud five times in a row and get back to me.
 
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