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[Mowl]

Incorrect

Ever considered just getting your wiener lopped off and stitched onto your forehead?

It might get you laid a bit more often, no?

NOTABLY you said upthread that the Frozen Wasteland has always been great.

Thanks, but I already have one of my own.

Have you asked the lads on the dole queue?

You also say that the cause of the Frozen Wasteland being the World's Happiest country

No, the OECD listed all of the causes - I just agreed with them.

I know that upsets you, but life frequently throws us the shapes and we have to make the best of them as best we can, eh.

(the effect) is young, female

I like both: young and agile.

You did mention agile, yes?

politicians

Some of them are even women.

Imagine that?

(who like to party)

I like to party too.
How's about you?
When's the last time you partied?
When you were still on the kiddie site or after that?
When you party, which drink/drug/gender do you like to mix it up with?
Why didn't you mention agile when you were referring to young and female?
Do you have something against able-bodied people because you fancy old women in wheelchairs?
I mean, between Cyndi LumpaLumpa (67) and Susanna Hofts (68) it seems like that might be the sad truth, eh?

 

[AN4]

Ever considered just getting your wiener lopped off and stitched onto your forehead?

It might get you laid a bit more often, no?



Thanks, but I already have one of my own.

Have you asked the lads on the dole queue?

No, the OECD listed all of the causes - I just agreed with them.

You were asked to provide evidence that the OECD agrees with you that the Frozen Wasteland is the World's Happiest country for the last X amount of years because of incumbent politicians there who are young, female and like to party..

I know that upsets you, but life frequently throws us the shapes and we have to make the best of them as best we can, eh.



I like both: young and agile.

You did mention agile, yes?



Some of them are even women.

Imagine that?



I like to party too.
How's about you?
When's the last time you partied?
When you were still on the kiddie site or after that?
When you party, which drink/drug/gender do you like to mix it up with?
Why didn't you mention agile when you were referring to young and female?
Do you have something against able-bodied people because you fancy old women in wheelchairs?
I mean, between Cyndi LumpaLumpa (67) and Susanna Hofts (68) it seems like that might be the sad truth, eh?

 

[AN4]

So, at best, you don't know what the difference is between cause and effect and correlation

But, of course, we all know what the real reason is, you're an absolute f*cking dunce, beta cuck etc.

 

[Mowl]

You were asked to provide evidence that the OECD agrees with you that the Frozen Wasteland is the World's Happiest country for the last X amount of years because of incumbent politicians there who are young, female and like to party..

So, at best, you don't know what the difference is between cause and effect and correlation

But, of course, we all know what the real reason is, you're an absolute f*cking dunce, beta cuck etc.

Err, yeah - haven't read any of that but can you convey it to me in the form of jazz ballet?

Oh, and one other thing: EVERYONE knows that when iq people are done iq-ing for the day, that they like to unwind with some songs from The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Oasis, any new Korean pop, East 17, and Yazz. It helps iq people unburden their minds and switch life off for half an hour's peace and quiet. This is very much how I picture YOU unwinding, Jambles:



Do you find iq-ing tiring or do you reckon you could iq all through the night without using any enhancement products, legal or otherwise?

 

[David]

The look on Del's face when it appears Trigger knows it off by heart.

 

[AN4]

Err, yeah - haven't read any of that but can you convey it to me in the form of jazz ballet?

I'll put it in plain English, see how you get on..

You've noticed that the Frozen Wasteland has been the World's Happiest country for X amount of years. During that time there has been an abundance of young, female politicians (who like to party) including the salesgirl you have the crush on in the top job

What you've noticed is a correlation but you think that it's the cause (because you're stupid and a beta male)

Oh, and one other thing: EVERYONE knows that when iq people are done iq-ing for the day, that they like to unwind with some songs from The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Oasis, any new Korean pop, East 17, and Yazz. It helps iq people unburden their minds and switch life off for half an hour's peace and quiet. This is very much how I picture YOU unwinding, Jambles:



Do you find iq-ing tiring or do you reckon you could iq all through the night without using any enhancement products, legal or otherwise?

 

[Mowl]

I'll put it in plain English, see how you get on..

The only language you speak, right?

As an Irishman, I mean - you only speak English?

No Gaelic?

How about culchie English?

Or Scots English?

Not even Welsh English?

Poor Iago.

You've noticed that the Frozen Wasteland has been the World's Happiest country for X amount of years

Yes, but I haven't given Finland any awards as a result of that.

It's the OECD who keeps on giving us the winning ticket: you get to watch and learn - nothing at all, really.

. During that time there has been an abundance of young, female politicians (who like to party) including the salesgirl you have the crush on in the top job

Oh, you noticed that, did you?

Good lad.

Anything else?

What you've noticed is a correlation but you think that it's the cause

What I've noticed is her hot ass.

How about you, Iago?

Fancy wrapping your gnashers around Mary-Lou McDonald's fat arse?

(because I'm stupid and a beta male)

Yeah - but sure we knew that already.

Made any mates so far this weekend, or are you still just a sad and lonely bastard trying to annoy the Mowl?

You're just a toy to me, Iago.

A deflated little kiddie football I like to kick around.

And you're very bouncy.

Innit.

 

[David]

She's so gorgeous. All we ever get in Ireland is dodgy and untrustworthy looking rural male gombeens such as Lowry.

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[AN4]

The only language you speak, right?

As an Irishman, I mean - you only speak English?

No Gaelic?

How about culchie English?

Or Scots English?

Not even Welsh English?

Poor Iago.

Yes, but I haven't given Finland any awards as a result of that.

You've been saying it (and everyone else* has been laughing at you) for years

*Except for Dave

It's the OECD who keeps on giving us the winning ticket: you get to watch and learn - nothing at all, really.



Oh, you noticed that, did you?

Good lad.

Anything else?



What I've noticed is her hot ass.

How about you, Iago?

Fancy wrapping your gnashers around Mary-Lou McDonald's fat arse?



Yeah - but sure we knew that already.

Made any mates so far this weekend, or are you still just a sad and lonely bastard trying to annoy the Mowl?

You're just a toy to me, Iago.

A deflated little kiddie football I like to kick around.

And you're very bouncy.

Innit.

 

[Mowl]

You've been saying it

That Finland's rather awesome?

I guess that's true - but I don't get to pick which country is the happiest one on this planet.

That's be the boyos in the OECD.

I thought I mentioned that already?

(and everyone else*

* 'everyone else' who now?

You?

And who?

has been

Well, now that your crush on Keith Woods has finally passed, the term 'has been' seems rather accurate in describing your current trajectory.

laughing at you)

I can be funny at times, yes.

I want to enjoy my life, Jambo: how about you?

Planning on being a sad bastard for the rest of your life - much as you've already been thus far?

for years

I'd suggest you get to it fairly lively, Jimmy: time's not on your side.

*Except for Dave

Dave?



Poor Iago.

Doesn't even know what Iago is, has to look it up.

 

[AN4]

That Finland's rather awesome?

I guess that's true - but I don't get to pick which country is the happiest one on this planet.

That's be the boyos in the OECD.

I thought I mentioned that already?

Yeah, you did - you said that the OECD "agrees" with you that the Frozen Wasteland is the 'World's Happiest' country because of young, female politicians (who like to party) including the salesgirl

* 'everyone else' who now?

You?

And who?



Well, now that your crush on Keith Woods has finally passed, the term 'has been' seems rather accurate in describing your current trajectory.



I can be funny at times, yes.

I want to enjoy my life, Jambo: how about you?

Planning on being a sad bastard for the rest of your life - much as you've already been thus far?



I'd suggest you get to it fairly lively, Jimmy: time's not on your side.



Dave?



Poor Iago.

Doesn't even know what Iago is, has to look it up.

 

[Mowl]

She's so gorgeous. All we ever get in Ireland is dodgy and untrustworthy looking rural male gombeens such as Lowry.

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I bet the culchies down in Tipperary all have annual calendars with Lowry naked from the belly-button up, standing in a field, shoveling shite, sweating like Jambo on his fifth wank of the day, and smelling like one of Val Martin's socks.

I hear AN4 has a crush on Ivana Bacik:



Mental the way she looks more like a bloke than I do.

Yeah, you did - you said that the OECD "agrees" with you

So it was me who researched the relevant criteria and then it was me again who collated the lot of it and then it was again me who submitted the findings to the OECD and told them to give the award to Finland? To spite you? Is that it, Jimmy?

You're dumber than a bag of monkey wrenches - coated in rust and rat's piss.

the Frozen Wasteland is the 'World's Happiest' country

That's 100% correct.

Now you're finally getting it.

Good man - take a lollipop and sit down.

young, female politicians

Under forty is hardly young, now is it?

(who like to party

Who like to party?

Me like to party.

You too - like to party?

Let's party.

Yay!

including the salesgirl

Err, what?

 

[AN4]

I bet the culchies down in Tipperary all have annual calendars with Lowry naked from the belly-button up, standing in a field, shoveling shite, sweating like Jambo on his fifth wank of the day, and smelling like one of Val Martin's socks.

I hear AN4 has a crush on Ivana Bacik:



Mental the way she looks more like a bloke than I do.

So it was me who researched the relevant criteria and then it was me again who collated the lot of it and then it was again me who submitted the findings to the OECD and told them to give the award to Finland? To spite you? Is that it, Jimmy?

Nope. You're just deluded enough to believe that the OECD "agrees" with you

You're dumber than a bag of monkey wrenches - coated in rust and rat's piss.




That's 100% correct.

Now you're finally getting it.

Good man - take a lollipop and sit down.



Under forty is hardly young, now is it?



Who like to party?

Me like to party.

You too - like to party?

Let's party.

Yay!



Err, what?

 

[David]

How to be a Culchie starter pack:


▪︎Vote FFG

▪︎Go to mass ten times a week.

▪︎Worship your county GAA team as if it were a matter of life and death

▪︎Complain about the Big Smoke at any given opportunity.

▪︎Shoot any animal which isn't a part of your cattle herd.

▪︎Delight in blocking roads and motorways which Dubliners depend on to get to work.

▪︎Supermac's = gourmet cuisine.

 

[Mowl]

Nope. You're just deluded enough to believe that the OECD "agrees" with you

So you agree that Finland is 'The World's Happiest Country' according to both me AND the OECD?

Grand.

So, this Ivana Bacik thing, Jimmy: you like her?

 

[AN4]

So you agree that Finland is 'The World's Happiest Country' according to both me AND the OECD?

lol Your inability to read the English language (for comprehension) is truly astonishing

Yeah, I eh, "agree" with the OECD index for 'World's Happiest' country that's based on its own findings is indeed the OECD index for 'World's Happiest' country (based on its own findings)..

I don't agree with you

Grand.

So, this Ivana Bacik thing, Jimmy: you like her?

 

[Mowl]

lol Your inability to read the English language (for comprehension) is truly astonishing

Your inability to clearly illustrate your point without using emojis is absolutely astonishingly awesome.

Yeah, I eh, "agree" with the OECD index that's based on its own findings is the OECD index based on its own findings..

The OECD choose, I just enjoy the end results.

It's not that hard to understand, Jimmy.

I don't agree with you

Maybe, but that doesn't mean Finland isn't The World's Happiest Country' according to both the OECD and me, the Mowl.

They say we're very happy, and I agree.

I'm very happy.

I can't help it.

It's a very happy place.

Not at all like Ireland - which is a shithole failure republic, led by mongs and munters, and endured by losers like you.

That's why I left Ireland: only a complete fucking idiot would stick around for the daily beatings, rain, filth, depression, anger, rage, etc.

 

[AN4]

Your inability to clearly illustrate your point

What we've been talking about all this time is the reason(s)

You still haven't figured that out yet, you simply can't read English for comprehension. Because you're stupid (among other things)

without using emojis is absolutely astonishingly awesome.



The OECD choose, I just enjoy the end results.

It's not that hard to understand, Jimmy.



Maybe, but that doesn't mean Finland isn't The World's Happiest Country' according to both the OECD and me, the Mowl.

They say we're very happy, and I agree.

I'm very happy.

I can't help it.

It's a very happy place.

Not at all like Ireland - which is a shithole failure republic, led by mongs and munters, and endured by losers like you.

That's why I left Ireland: only a complete fucking idiot would stick around for the daily beatings, rain, filth, depression, anger, rage, etc.

 

[David]

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[Mowl]

What we've been talking about all this time is the reason

No, it's YOU has been talking about all this time is 'duh reezin'.

You still haven't figured that out yet, you simply can't read English for comprehension.

Because you're stupid (among other things)

Other things like being 'The Most Beautiful Boy In Dublin'@

I'm not the one whinging about the OECD choosing Finland AGAIN as the world's happiest country, that's all you.

I told you: it's not me who chooses these simple things, Iago.

It's the OECD.

You should look them up, see what else they do.

You might even find the solution for improving your own quality of life?

Wouldn't you like to be happy, Iago: I mean, as happy as I am at least?

It's Saturday evening, blazing sun, blue skies, hot sauna, barbecue searing up on the roof (not my party, but I'm invited after my sauna shift).

I met lots of student-age girls on Thursday night, the eve of May Day and Finland's biggest party to start the season. They all wanted selfies with me, to know my name, to sit with me for a while, to ask how come I don't have fifteen girlfriends, to invite me to their party later, to buy me drinks, to ask lots of questions about Ireland (sorry, I cannot lie - I told them the truth because one of them is going to NCAD later this year) and to ask how in the name of the swinging bejayzus did I end up in Helsinki of all places, heh-heh!

Very sweet to be so loved by such young and fresh little student girls: of course I knew they were all thinking the same thing: 'if I'm going to give my maidenhead to any guy tonight, then this is him'. Which makes Mowl very happy, Iago. How about you? Ever been even a little bit happy lately? No?

Ah, sure..