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Anybody know what that MMCLUMXCVGFDERTJNHH thread on the front page is?

Jimmy posted it - but I wouldn't want to touch it lest I get infected with a dose of the auld East 17.

There's no known cure for it either, mind you.
 
I've no time to be wasting on the alphabet people.

Let them ruin their lives if that's what they wanna do - they won't drag me into their bullshit world view. But I totally understand if you need to identify with whatever portion of them that suits your lifestyle. Maybe you're gay. Maybe you're really a girl (I have considered that possibility several times recently, your taste in music and men in particular) or just another bisexual kidding themselves they can have it both ways.

So I won't be opening that thread (or the other one about food and drink) at any point in the future - and this will most likely reveal you battering the reload button like you did with your music thread (which has no music in it) to make it look somewhat viable - as though anyone bar yourself has ever even bothered to look at it. It's a pretty lame way of spending your time, Jimmy - but we already know you've fuck all else to be doing with your time.

Helsinki's cooking at the moment: we had a champagne breakfast party to start the day, and everyone went directly to Kaivopuisto from there. I left a few items at home and came by to retrieve them, and to roll a few spliffs for the evening (there's a sweet breeze coming in off the sea) down on the southern tip. Too windy to roll anything. Plus I can enjoy a nice Bellini and a refresh before continuing the party. The student's union bash will be placing a student's cap on the otherwise naked Havis Amanda at 1800, as usual. They have a massive crane to drop the lucky student (who gets to put her cap on) down from a great height on a bungee rope. That's when the sky fills with white caps and everyone cheers each other and the summer ahead.

I have a show at 1900 at the university: Mikko, the front man for The Senators Of Helsinki has a new record out and asked me to sit in.
Just a one hour show, but it's well worth the money and I only need bring my sticks, everything else was rented in.
Maybe we'll play this sexy little beast that always gets the girlies swinging their hips.



Here's a fun thing: open the video in one tab, then open it again in another. Leave a gap of a second or two between them and listen to how the groove shifts and changes as the track moves along. It'll make you feel like something in between a studio engineer and a DJ. Or you can try not doing that at all, and instead just sit there and scratch at your arse. I couldn't care less either way.

Seeya.
 
Huh? Look -

LGBTQIA+
MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+


See? Ours is better (cuz it's longer)

Maybe I can explain it to you with music..

 
There's never been a point when Finland wasn't great, Jambo.
Okay, so you admit that it's got nothing to do with politicians being 1) Young 2) Female 3) Who like to party?

But since I arrived it's only gotten better.

Just finished the shopping and am all set for kick-off tomorrow afternoon for the Vappu celebrations down in Kaivopuisto. Couple of boxes of white wine for the Bellinis, lots of lonkerot, piles of snack foods, main course items (to come home to) and my man split my supply into thirds: three grams of skunk, three of Jack Herrer, and another three of a hybrid that could send rockets to the moon and back.

I have the rooftop booked for Friday night: open air barbecue and the decks set up inside, enough room for around twenty people, those three slabs of beer that've been out on the balcony since New Year's Eve will finally get dusted down. I've the guitars tuned and set for a jam, a mini-Mowl drum-set for brushes and reeds, and the cheque for the sessions I did up north last week has turned, so I'm flush, beautiful, well-supplied, and ready to party.

Any plans of your own, Jimmy?
A few slabs for yourself?
Two frozen pizzas instead of just the one?
A packet of smokes and a new head for your mop?

That and just you - all alone: Jimmy-no-mates, drunk and crying into your pint glass in the Irish rain.

Man, it's great to be happy in the happiest place in the world.

Trust me, Jambo: you'll never know what it's like.

You're a sad and sorry loser, isn't it.
 
I've no time to be wasting on the alphabet people.
You don't care if they adopt/purchase human babies?

Let them ruin their lives if that's what they wanna do - they won't drag me into their bullshit world view. But I totally understand if you need to identify with whatever portion of them that suits your lifestyle. Maybe you're gay. Maybe you're really a girl (I have considered that possibility several times recently, your taste in music and men in particular) or just another bisexual kidding themselves they can have it both ways.

So I won't be opening that thread (or the other one about food and drink) at any point in the future - and this will most likely reveal you battering the reload button like you did with your music thread (which has no music in it) to make it look somewhat viable - as though anyone bar yourself has ever even bothered to look at it. It's a pretty lame way of spending your time, Jimmy - but we already know you've fuck all else to be doing with your time.

Helsinki's cooking at the moment: we had a champagne breakfast party to start the day, and everyone went directly to Kaivopuisto from there. I left a few items at home and came by to retrieve them, and to roll a few spliffs for the evening (there's a sweet breeze coming in off the sea) down on the southern tip. Too windy to roll anything. Plus I can enjoy a nice Bellini and a refresh before continuing the party. The student's union bash will be placing a student's cap on the otherwise naked Havis Amanda at 1800, as usual. They have a massive crane to drop the lucky student (who gets to put her cap on) down from a great height on a bungee rope. That's when the sky fills with white caps and everyone cheers each other and the summer ahead.

I have a show at 1900 at the university: Mikko, the front man for The Senators Of Helsinki has a new record out and asked me to sit in.
Just a one hour show, but it's well worth the money and I only need bring my sticks, everything else was rented in.
Maybe we'll play this sexy little beast that always gets the girlies swinging their hips.



Here's a fun thing: open the video in one tab, then open it again in another. Leave a gap of a second or two between them and listen to how the groove shifts and changes as the track moves along. It'll make you feel like something in between a studio engineer and a DJ. Or you can try not doing that at all, and instead just sit there and scratch at your arse. I couldn't care less either way.

Seeya.
 
Okay, so you admit that it's got nothing to do with politicians being 1) Young 2) Female 3) Who like to party?

I admit what now?

Were you on drugs last evening or are you just a bit out of sorts after too many tins of Dutch Gold?

You don't care if they adopt/purchase human babies?

I don't care if you fry little babies with eggs and mush 'em up for a white bread sandwich with tomato ketchup on.

Just as I don't care for your taste in (a) very old women like Cyndi Lauper or Susanna Hoffs - both in their late 60's. (b) if you were adopted and then abandoned when your parents decided they'd be better off dead than suffer you too much longer, and (c) that you stuck at home on the eve of May Day pulling at your tool.

You should really consider finding yourself some paid work, your use of your infinite spare time is fucking you all up.

Fifteen degrees and blue skies with blazing sunshine out there, Jimmy: what a night we had last evening: great music, hospitality, and people.

And then there's you: still reading the same old trash on Telegram and Tommeh's website.

Death creeping ever closer and you thinking you're gonna live forever - like Liam and Noel.
 
I admit what now?
You keep on saying that Finland is great because the (modern-day) politicians there are young and female (who like to party)..

Were you on drugs last evening or are you just a bit out of sorts after too many tins of Dutch Gold?
I don't care if you fry little babies with eggs and mush 'em up for a white bread sandwich with tomato ketchup on.
Wow. That's quite the admission

Just as I don't care for your taste in (a) very old women like Cyndi Lauper or Susanna Hoffs - both in their late 60's. (b) if you were adopted and then abandoned when your parents decided they'd be better off dead than suffer you too much longer, and (c) that you stuck at home on the eve of May Day pulling at your tool.

You should really consider finding yourself some paid work, your use of your infinite spare time is fucking you all up.

Fifteen degrees and blue skies with blazing sunshine out there, Jimmy: what a night we had last evening: great music, hospitality, and people.

And then there's you: still reading the same old trash on Telegram and Tommeh's website.

Death creeping ever closer and you thinking you're gonna live forever - like Liam and Noel.
 
You keep on saying

Err, no - it's the OECD who keep on saying that Finland's great.

What's the problem?

Do you find that:

(a) annoying?
(b) irritating?
(c) bothersome?


that Finland is great

Yes, it is.

Especially today: the official beginning of the Nordic summer.

because the (modern day) politicians there are young and female (who like to party)..

Not all of them, no.

There are a few men in there too, Jimmy.

We're not making a big deal about it though, much as it might be:

(a) annoying?
(b) irritating?
(c) bothersome?



Had your breakfast yet, Jimmy?

(a) babies on toast?
(b) baby Ă  l'orange?
(c) baby quiche?


 
Yes, you've repeatedly said that's why the Frozen Wasteland is a great (world's happiest) country - young, female politicians (who like to party), including of course the salesgirl you have the crush on..

- it's the OECD who keep on saying that Finland's great.

What's the problem?

Do you find that:

(a) annoying?
(b) irritating?
(c) bothersome?




Yes, it is.

Especially today: the official beginning of the Nordic summer.



Not all of them, no.

There are a few men in there too, Jimmy.

We're not making a big deal about it though, much as it might be:

(a) annoying?
(b) irritating?
(c) bothersome?




Had your breakfast yet, Jimmy?

(a) babies on toast?
(b) baby Ă  l'orange?
(c) baby quiche?


 
Yes, you've repeatedly said that's why the Frozen Wasteland is a great (world's happiest) country - young, female politicians (who like to party), including of course the salesgirl you have the crush on..

Both the OECD and I have said that Finland's absolutely fabulous.

Does it bother you that the OECD love Finland?

Imagine if we win it again next year?

Ten years in a row instead of just nine, Jimmy?

And you saps with your caps in hand, looking for a hand-out?

 
Both the OECD and I have said that Finland's absolutely fabulous.
Eh, I think it's only you who's said that it's down to - young, female politicians (who like to party)

If you have any evidence to the contrary...

Does it bother you that the OECD love Finland?

Imagine if we win it again next year?

Ten years in a row instead of just nine, Jimmy?

And you saps with your caps in hand, looking for a hand-out?

 
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