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Aul Thicko Val's on a mission to try to spell the word 'eejit' but can't seem to spot the bull's eye.
The irony of it all, eh..
 
Farmers in Ireland, mollycoddled by both Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael, treated to unlimited grants at taxpayers' expense...yet all they do is whinge, non-stop. The likes of Val wouldn't last two seconds in the private sector. You can blackmail FFG and get them to wipe your arse for you, not so much within the sphere of private commerce. Cheaper beef from Argentina? Not if the likes of Val have their way.

Farmers - the ultimate hoors and gombeens who know how to milk the system like no other. Entitled spoiled brats with an unparalleled grip on Ireland’s parish pump system of governance.
 
The hump on them re: 'dem hoors up above in Dubling' is a spit-ball game of the sort culchies who can't spell their own names without there being an unholy fiasco attached to it. Val's a typical version of these half-baked aul fellas who think they could do a better job of running an economy than persons working within the system for decades.

Val shouldn't be allowed to run a tap of cold water at the backside of the lower barn nearby the Shitting Ditch.

Not to mention the loons on his comment streams: they genuinely think he's The Second Coming.

Poor Val: still hasn't moved on the dental factor, and his gums have begun to rot, they're dark brown, possibly even a cancer growing be the looks of it.

Poor auld gummy-gum-drops, along with Jimmy D, Ireland's carrying far more useless weight than she can support.

Fucked.
Up.
 
At least Grandpa Simpson has all his teeth - even of they're made of plastic.

Poor Val.

He must be piss poor if he can't afford a fucking dentist after five fucking years of no teeth up front.
 
Why do boggers / culchies love Supermac's so much? The food is just nasty compared to a proper fast food outlet such as Burger King.

Last day of my 30s, come to think of it's the final 17 hours for at midnight the big 4-0 arrives.
 
Have you ever considered expanding your repertoire beyond Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, South Park and Harry Enfield, Dave? 🤔

The day you manage to get beyond Keith Woods and Liam Gallagher, then you can ask questions like that, you puerile philistine mong.
Saw a photo of your crush Cyndi Lauper somewhere earlier: you do realize what an auld hag she is?

You have all the refined musical taste of a Cavan culchie on stale Guinness.
The fucking state of you, you grovelling fucktard.

 
I'd forgotten how boring Keith Woods' voice is. He's dour, even by Nordie standards.




 
I'd forgotten how boring Keith Woods' voice is. He's dour, even by Nordie standards.

He sounds like he's trying to hold in a pair of sinus passages overloaded with pale green mucus when he's talking.
Imagine the cunt trying to chat up a hot lady on the dancefloor in a really loud club?

Woods: 'Hoi, urr yoo interezded en any polotix at all?'

Hot chick: 'Slap! - gerrway fum me, ya fuckken freak...'















* Cue Jimmy D getting all offended and letting the Dutch Gold take over his yap...
 
When Mark met Russell...

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You really get the impression that Brand would be a hero to someone like the Mowl..

His top three favs -

1. Russell Brand
2. Louis Theroux
 
You really get the impression that Brand would be a hero to someone like the Mowl..

You who, Jimmy?

His top three favs -

You mention only two.
Get off the beer, Jimmy - it's fucking you all up.

1. Russell Brand

Err, it was YOU who posted Russel Brand - not Mowl.
Do you fancy a rare old raping from him, Jambo?

2. Louis Theroux

Louis Theroux is a gas, I do enjoy his shows.

Jambo, on the other hand, is projecting again - he can't help himself, the poor cunt's punch-drunk with the hiding he's been getting.

His top three favs -

1. Russell Brand
2. Louis Theroux

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You who, Jimmy?



You mention only two.
Get off the beer, Jimmy - it's fucking you all up.



Err, it was YOU who posted Russel Brand - not Mowl.
Do you fancy a rare old raping from him, Jambo?
Louis Theroux is a gas, I do enjoy his shows.
Is must be a dilemma for you every evening: Louis's doc exposing the Nahtzees or Good Morning Vietnam!

PS. Is Louis your favarouite J*w (after roc)? 🤔

Jambo, on the other hand, is projecting again - he can't help himself, the poor cunt's punch-drunk with the hiding he's been getting.



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