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[Mowl]

I feel the same about Star Wars.

I've tried to be even vaguely interested in it, but every time I make a move and flip it on, wet cement-weight boredom sets in almost immediately.
But I would also say that - even if some say it's a kid's movie - Spielberg's 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind' is another classic sci-fi epic.
And yeah - it would have been a more all-round/suitable for any age movie if he hadn't shown us the aliens at all.

Along with 'Jaws' - definitely Richard Dreyfuss' best work ever.

 

[David]

I feel the same about Star Wars.

I've tried to be even vaguely interested in it, but every time I make a move and flip it on, wet cement-weight boredom sets in almost immediately.
But I would also say that - even if some say it's a kid's movie - Spielberg's 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind' is another classic sci-fi epic.
And yeah - it would have been a more all-round/suitable for any age movie if he hadn't shown us the aliens at all.

Along with 'Jaws' - definitely Richard Dreyfuss' best work ever.

Star Trek is cringey as hell as well.

My dad was 19 years old when this film came out in 1968, yet it hasn't aged and is as enjoyable as ever 58 years later. I hope there's a 60th anniversary release in cinemas in two years time...I can't think of a better film to watch on the big screen, accompanied by IMAX sound surround.

The stargate scene in particular blew me away after a spliff.

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[David]

Policewoman girlfriend + gin with suspicious origins.

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[Mowl]

Aul Thicko Val's on a mission to try to spell the word 'eejit' but can't seem to spot the bull's eye.
The irony of it all, eh..

 

[David]

Farmers in Ireland, mollycoddled by both Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael, treated to unlimited grants at taxpayers' expense...yet all they do is whinge, non-stop. The likes of Val wouldn't last two seconds in the private sector. You can blackmail FFG and get them to wipe your arse for you, not so much within the sphere of private commerce. Cheaper beef from Argentina? Not if the likes of Val have their way.

Farmers - the ultimate hoors and gombeens who know how to milk the system like no other. Entitled spoiled brats with an unparalleled grip on Ireland’s parish pump system of governance.

 

[Mowl]

The hump on them re: 'dem hoors up above in Dubling' is a spit-ball game of the sort culchies who can't spell their own names without there being an unholy fiasco attached to it. Val's a typical version of these half-baked aul fellas who think they could do a better job of running an economy than persons working within the system for decades.

Val shouldn't be allowed to run a tap of cold water at the backside of the lower barn nearby the Shitting Ditch.

Not to mention the loons on his comment streams: they genuinely think he's The Second Coming.

Poor Val: still hasn't moved on the dental factor, and his gums have begun to rot, they're dark brown, possibly even a cancer growing be the looks of it.

Poor auld gummy-gum-drops, along with Jimmy D, Ireland's carrying far more useless weight than she can support.

Fucked.
Up.

 

[David]

Val's YouTube channel summed up in one picture.

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[Mowl]

At least Grandpa Simpson has all his teeth - even of they're made of plastic.

Poor Val.

He must be piss poor if he can't afford a fucking dentist after five fucking years of no teeth up front.

 

[David]

Why do boggers / culchies love Supermac's so much? The food is just nasty compared to a proper fast food outlet such as Burger King.

 

[David]

Last day of my 30s, come to think of it's the final 17 hours for at midnight the big 4-0 arrives.

 

[Mowl]

Last day of my 30s, come to think of it's the final 17 hours for at midnight the big 4-0 arrives.

Hyvää syntymäpäivää, David! Elämä todella alkaa 40-vuotiaana.

Seriously, but.

 

[David]

Harry Enfield: the Scousers visit London. Funnier on a second watch.

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[AN4]

Harry Enfield: the Scousers visit London. Funnier on a second watch.

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Have you ever considered expanding your repertoire beyond Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, South Park and Harry Enfield, Dave?

 

[Mowl]

Have you ever considered expanding your repertoire beyond Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, South Park and Harry Enfield, Dave?

The day you manage to get beyond Keith Woods and Liam Gallagher, then you can ask questions like that, you puerile philistine mong.
Saw a photo of your crush Cyndi Lauper somewhere earlier: you do realize what an auld hag she is?

You have all the refined musical taste of a Cavan culchie on stale Guinness.
The fucking state of you, you grovelling fucktard.

 

[David]

Some people are just never happy.

 

[David]

I'd forgotten how boring Keith Woods' voice is. He's dour, even by Nordie standards.

 

[AN4]

I'd forgotten how boring Keith Woods' voice is. He's dour, even by Nordie standards.

Real mature, Dave

 

[Mowl]

I'd forgotten how boring Keith Woods' voice is. He's dour, even by Nordie standards.

He sounds like he's trying to hold in a pair of sinus passages overloaded with pale green mucus when he's talking.
Imagine the cunt trying to chat up a hot lady on the dancefloor in a really loud club?

Woods: 'Hoi, urr yoo interezded en any polotix at all?'

Hot chick: 'Slap! - gerrway fum me, ya fuckken freak...'

* Cue Jimmy D getting all offended and letting the Dutch Gold take over his yap...​

 

[AN4]

When Mark met Russell...

 

[AN4]

You really get the impression that Brand would be a hero to someone like the Mowl..

His top three favs -

1. Russell Brand
2. Louis Theroux