Has somebody asked you to identify yourself before they'll let you watch your porn, Jimmy?
This is Finland - the news is in Finnish, it's about Finland, featuring Finns, Finland, and Nordic life in general.
The petty woes of island nations like yours who destroyed their own way of life and culture doesn't make for interesting news to happy people like us.
We made other choices, and none of the shit that's happening to you is happening to us, and so it'll remain for our lifetimes.
We've have obstacles which must be surmounted in order for one to qualify as a 'refugee' of any sort or any location.
These obstacles are way too much for your average refugee and very few qualify at all, never mind get to spend to the rest of their lives up here.
They find Finnish far too complex to learn.
They find the winters to too hard to endure.
They don't fit in and they know it, so the few we have have had to adapt as best they can.
Not many of them can manage it though, hence the numbers being so low and the frequency of stabbings rather stunted - in comparison to yours.
Take a walk though the old Helsinki city center any day and tell me what you see happening there is happening in Dublin/Belfast too?
I say old city center, that's because we're building new city centers all the time.
There's lots of development going on, not just apartments, but enormous shopping centers like Kalasatama, which is just down the road from Arabia.
Thirty-five storey blocks clustered together with endless shopping and leisure spots, pubs, restaurants, new libraries, new clinics, the works.
The economy is chugging along liker a well oiled machine and everyone has work, money, and a quotient of happiness you'll never feel.
Your mistakes were made a long time ago, Jimmy.
That Celtic mongrel you all fell for fucked you in ways you're only beginning to see and understand.
But - and this is the major but: it's too late to undo what's been done, all you can do is try to hold on tight and hope for the best, which won't come.
Money, it changes everything, Jimmy - doesn't it?
And it sure as shit fucked you lot up pretty hard.
They're not invaders, you invited them in.
You offered them jobs - the same jobs you didn't want to do yourself.
Now they own you.
These days,
their needs are addressed long before yours are even registered.
And that's not going to change, and certainly not by blogging your bullshit all day and fucking night.
I told you umpteen times: Ireland should have looked more closely at Finland and tried to figure out how we got it all so right and you fucked it all up.
But you didn't, and you won't; because Ireland can't do what Finland did because Ireland's way too corrupt and amateur.
From the moment you got the smell of cash dollar money, you took your eye off the ball.
Now it's out of your hands and you'll never get it back, doesn't matter what you do, or don't do.
So you'd better get used to the smell of misery in the morning, Jambo.