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[Mowl]

Huh?

A lager-lout: as in, a half-witted Irish male full of Dutch Gold, anger, disappointment, and ignorance.

AWFL stands for - Affluent White Female Liberal

Like I give a shit.

The people you idolise (particularly if they're mids) and think made the Frozen Wasteland great again

Finland's always been great - again and again - nine years in a row.

I'm happy, and sure what else really matters?

Did you know that the bars don't close in Australia?

Like I give a shit.

It's still not enough to charm me to visit the endless wasteland teeming with giant hoppy rats and dust.

And they all have pool tables

Every single one of them, Jambo?

And you know this how?

 

[AN4]

A lager-lout: as in, a half-witted Irish male full of Dutch Gold, anger, disappointment, and ignorance.



Like I give a shit.



Finland's always been great - again and again - nine years in a row.

I'm happy, and sure what else really matters?



Like I give a shit.

It's still not enough to charm me to visit the endless wasteland teeming with giant hoppy rats and dust.

Every single one of them, Jambo?

And you know this how?

Sample size

 

[Mowl]

Sample size

So that's a 'some Australian pubs have pool tables' as opposed to all Australian pubs having pool tables.

 

[AN4]

So that's a 'some Australian pubs have pool tables' as opposed to all Australian pubs having pool tables.

I can't make that statement because I was never in an Australian pub that didn't have one

Btw, did you know in Australia pubs are sometimes called hotels (despite them not being hotels)?

 

[Mowl]

I can't make that statement because I was never in an Australian pub that didn't have one

Well, I've never even been to Australia, but I can tell you that the Australian bar downtown doesn't have a pool table.

It's called ɹɐq ǝᴉssn∀ ǝɥ┴.

Yes, they wrote the name of the bar upside down because it's from down under.

Wankers.

Btw, did you know in Australia pubs are sometimes called hotels (despite them not being hotels)?

I've no idea where to put this little nugget of useless information.

 

[AN4]

Well, I've never even been to Australia, but I can tell you that the Australian bar downtown doesn't have a pool table.

It's called ɹɐq ǝᴉssn∀ ǝɥ┴.

Yes, they wrote the name of the bar upside down because it's from down under.

Wankers.

Yeah, not very original is it

Then again, neither were your Paddy's Day scribblings on the pub windows

I've no idea where to put this little nugget of useless information.

Do you know, I never even thought to ask why when I was there, I just thought it was, you know, an Aussie thing

I'm only after googling it now -

Google Search

The internet's deadly, isn't it the Mowl?

 

[Mowl]

Yeah, not very original is it

Neither are you.

Then again, neither were your Paddy's Day scribblings on the pub windows

I couldn't care less - what mattered to me was the money, and there was plenty of that.

Only I never got around to spending much of it in Ireland, apart from the airport bar - cheesy grin on my chops as I took wing to the world's happiest country.

Do you know, I never even thought to ask why when I was there, I just thought it was, you know, an Aussie thing

You were probably too drunk to.

I'm only after googling it now -

Arfter, the word is 'arfter' for Paddy.

Google Search

Oh, look.

A link.

Hmph.

The internet's deadly, isn't it the Mowl?

For you, yes.

For me - it's a playground.

 

[AN4]

Neither are you.



I couldn't care less - what mattered to me was the money, and there was plenty of that.

Only I never got around to spending much of it in Ireland, apart from the airport bar - cheesy grin on my chops as I took wing to the world's happiest country.



You were probably too drunk to.



Arfter, the word is 'arfter' for Paddy.



Oh, look.

A link.

Hmph.

For you, yes.

For me - it's a playground.

The place where you lampoon the shit out of the whole cabal, is it?

 

[Mowl]

The place where you lampoon the shit out of the whole cabal, is it?

Yeah, that and use turns of phrase which my acolytes pick up on and start using themselves to try to appear 'hip' to the events of the day.

It's like shooting eighteen green bottles off a shelf half a meter away with a machine gun: one can't miss even if one is wearing a blindfold, isn't it.

See, that's the difference between your life on the shitty little island and mine up here in the happiest country in the world. Yes, we're perfectly entitled to discuss any issues which affect the national quality of life when it comes to stepping close to the line as to what constitutes racism and what constitutes a perfectly valid point of view based on the facts and only the facts. Your personal opinions are your own and if you have the wit to negotiate the battle-lines with your opponents regarding events of the day, you can state those too, but only at your risk. Should you be countered then you'll be expected to explain/define your views without worrying you might be cancelled or turfed out.

But this isn't about me: this about you making an arse of yourself every passing day.
What you say on here and what you do in your daily life are clearly incongruent, you haven't the balls to say in public what you say to me.
But I'm neither hurt nor offended by it, you're entitled to say it as you feel it, as am I, except I have less to complain about than you do.
Finland isn't stuck between a rock and a hard place regarding our EU membership obligations in the same manner Ireland is.
And again I would remind you that if you twats spoke in Gaelic, you'd be far better off than you are today: but you don't, and you're fucked by it.

The mere fact that you try daily to overlook the simple facts about Ireland and/or Finland makes that very clear.

You're defending the indefensible - and failing at every turn.

 

[AN4]

Yeah,

that and use turns of phrase which my acolytes pick up on and start using themselves to try to appear 'hip' to the events of the day.

It's like shooting eighteen green bottles off a shelf half a meter away with a machine gun: one can't miss even if one is wearing a blindfold, isn't it.

See, that's the difference between your life on the shitty little island and mine up here in the happiest country in the world. Yes, we're perfectly entitled to discuss any issues which affect the national quality of life when it comes to stepping close to the line as to what constitutes racism and what constitutes a perfectly valid point of view based on the facts and only the facts. Your personal opinions are your own and if you have the wit to negotiate the battle-lines with your opponents regarding events of the day, you can state those too, but only at your risk. Should you be countered then you'll be expected to explain/define your views without worrying you might be cancelled or turfed out.

But this isn't about me: this about you making an arse of yourself every passing day.
What you say on here and what you do in your daily life are clearly incongruent, you haven't the balls to say in public what you say to me.
But I'm neither hurt nor offended by it, you're entitled to say it as you feel it, as am I, except I have less to complain about than you do.
Finland isn't stuck between a rock and a hard place regarding our EU membership obligations in the same manner Ireland is.
And again I would remind you that if you twats spoke in Gaelic, you'd be far better off than you are today: but you don't, and you're fucked by it.

The mere fact that you try daily to overlook the simple facts about Ireland and/or Finland makes that very clear.

You're defending the indefensible - and failing at every turn.

 

[AN4]

 

[Mowl]

Women clearly terrify you, Jim.

That's terribly sad.

No wonder you never get laid.

 

[AN4]

Beta! Beta male..

 

[AN4]

Yeah, that and use turns of phrase which my acolytes pick up on and start using themselves to try to appear 'hip' to the events of the day.

It's like shooting eighteen green bottles off a shelf half a meter away with a machine gun: one can't miss even if one is wearing a blindfold, isn't it.

See, that's the difference between your life on the shitty little island and mine up here in the happiest country in the world. Yes, we're perfectly entitled to discuss any issues which affect the national quality of life when it comes to stepping close to the line as to what constitutes racism and what constitutes a perfectly valid point of view based on the facts and only the facts. Your personal opinions are your own and if you have the wit to negotiate the battle-lines with your opponents regarding events of the day, you can state those too, but only at your risk. Should you be countered then you'll be expected to explain/define your views without worrying you might be cancelled or turfed out.

But this isn't about me: this about you making an arse of yourself every passing day.
What you say on here and what you do in your daily life are clearly incongruent, you haven't the balls to say in public what you say to me.
But I'm neither hurt nor offended by it, you're entitled to say it as you feel it, as am I, except I have less to complain about than you do.
Finland isn't stuck between a rock and a hard place regarding our EU membership obligations in the same manner Ireland is.
And again I would remind you that if you twats spoke in Gaelic, you'd be far better off than you are today: but you don't, and you're fucked by it.

The mere fact that you try daily to overlook the simple facts about Ireland and/or Finland makes that very clear.

You're defending the indefensible - and failing at every turn.

 

[Mowl]

I know you can't stand the bile that rises in your throat every time you think of me up here laughing down at you down there.

But it is what it is, and happiness is something we all deserve to feel even once before we die.

Kind of like a rite of passage, isn't it.