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[Mowl]

Huh?

A lager-lout: as in, a half-witted Irish male full of Dutch Gold, anger, disappointment, and ignorance.

AWFL stands for - Affluent White Female Liberal

Like I give a shit.

The people you idolise (particularly if they're mids) and think made the Frozen Wasteland great again

Finland's always been great - again and again - nine years in a row.

I'm happy, and sure what else really matters?

Did you know that the bars don't close in Australia?

Like I give a shit.

It's still not enough to charm me to visit the endless wasteland teeming with giant hoppy rats and dust.

And they all have pool tables

Every single one of them, Jambo?

And you know this how?

 

[AN4]

A lager-lout: as in, a half-witted Irish male full of Dutch Gold, anger, disappointment, and ignorance.



Like I give a shit.



Finland's always been great - again and again - nine years in a row.

I'm happy, and sure what else really matters?



Like I give a shit.

It's still not enough to charm me to visit the endless wasteland teeming with giant hoppy rats and dust.

Every single one of them, Jambo?

And you know this how?

Sample size

 

[Mowl]

Sample size

So that's a 'some Australian pubs have pool tables' as opposed to all Australian pubs having pool tables.

 

[AN4]

So that's a 'some Australian pubs have pool tables' as opposed to all Australian pubs having pool tables.

I can't make that statement because I was never in an Australian pub that didn't have one

Btw, did you know in Australia pubs are sometimes called hotels (despite them not being hotels)?

 

[Mowl]

I can't make that statement because I was never in an Australian pub that didn't have one

Well, I've never even been to Australia, but I can tell you that the Australian bar downtown doesn't have a pool table.

It's called ɹɐq ǝᴉssn∀ ǝɥ┴.

Yes, they wrote the name of the bar upside down because it's from down under.

Wankers.

Btw, did you know in Australia pubs are sometimes called hotels (despite them not being hotels)?

I've no idea where to put this little nugget of useless information.

 

[AN4]

Well, I've never even been to Australia, but I can tell you that the Australian bar downtown doesn't have a pool table.

It's called ɹɐq ǝᴉssn∀ ǝɥ┴.

Yes, they wrote the name of the bar upside down because it's from down under.

Wankers.

Yeah, not very original is it

Then again, neither were your Paddy's Day scribblings on the pub windows

I've no idea where to put this little nugget of useless information.

Do you know, I never even thought to ask why when I was there, I just thought it was, you know, an Aussie thing

I'm only after googling it now -

Google Search

The internet's deadly, isn't it the Mowl?

 

[Mowl]

Yeah, not very original is it

Neither are you.

Then again, neither were your Paddy's Day scribblings on the pub windows

I couldn't care less - what mattered to me was the money, and there was plenty of that.

Only I never got around to spending much of it in Ireland, apart from the airport bar - cheesy grin on my chops as I took wing to the world's happiest country.

Do you know, I never even thought to ask why when I was there, I just thought it was, you know, an Aussie thing

You were probably too drunk to.

I'm only after googling it now -

Arfter, the word is 'arfter' for Paddy.

Google Search

Oh, look.

A link.

Hmph.

The internet's deadly, isn't it the Mowl?

For you, yes.

For me - it's a playground.