Hilarious jokes

[Daemon]

Jokes are funny. They make us laugh. Here's a funny joke.





"What did the cat who saw another cat who was sad say?

"How are you feline?"

 

[Daemon]

"What do you call Spock and Captain Kirk on holiday in Prague?"


Star Czech

 

[Mowl]

I've met twigs with more intelligence.

 

[Gerry]

Is dis Damon fella onee of dem virgins?

 

[DaveF]

 

[Mowl]

 

[Deleted member 141]

 

[AN4]

Dan is willkommen bienvenue two usernames that registered on Arsefield's over a month ago (obviously neither of them has made much of a memorable "contribution") -

Post in thread 'General Chat in The Marcus Lounge.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-in-the-marcus-lounge.1108/post-154998

Lean times, eh?

 

[Mowl]

Lean times, eh?

So what was it like being pals with clarke/connolly, Jimmy?

He - along with Wooftie, ranks as the hottest thing on the site according to the LIKES system.

I honestly can't think of a dumber, lamer, more dopey fucking cunt ever online, can you?

 

[AN4]

So what was it like being pals with clarke/connolly, Jimmy?

He - along with Wooftie, ranks as the hottest thing on the site according to the LIKES system.

I honestly can't think of a dumber, lamer, more dopey fucking cunt ever online, can you?

Eh, Connolly is #5, Woof is #1, Mad as a Fish (#3) is the only poster to have more likes than posts..

 

[Mowl]

Eh, Connolly is #5, Woof is #1, Mad as a Fish (#3) is the only poster to have more likes than posts.

You were able to list those off by rote?

Man, get a fucking life Jimmy - seriously.

 

[AN4]

You were able to list those off by rote?

Nope. Just the click of a button

Man, get a fucking life Jimmy - seriously.

 

[Mowl]

Nope. Just the click of a button

Nope - you 100% exactly know the LIKES each of them has received - in direct comparison to your own.

You sad bastard.

 

[Daemon]

This is a funny joke without any naughty words. We shouldn't swear because using naughty words is not nice. I'll use rooster instead of c***.




What did the cranky goose say to the rooster?

"Duck off and don't ever clucking show your face around here again!"

 

[Mowl]

Dear, Daemon: I have this deep need to clatter you around the chops for a few hours.

Jim'll fix it for me?

 

[AN4]

He's caved, for a week or so until he has "feedback" -

Post in thread 'Forum list or What's new as default home page?' https://www.discussions.ie/threads/forum-list-or-whats-new-as-default-home-page.631/post-11240

Yeah, you're a moron to have the front page as it was, there's your feedback

 

[Mowl]

He's caved, for a week or so until he has "feedback" -

How so?

Is the site gone?

Post in thread 'Forum list or What's new as default home page?' https://www.discussions.ie/threads/forum-list-or-whats-new-as-default-home-page.631/post-11240

I saw that - it was a rookie error: the kid's an idiot.

A lonely idiot at that - the worst kind.

Yeah, you're a moron to have the front page as it was, there's your feedback

He's some fucking tulip alright.

What kind of mong pays to host a site to tell crappy jokes?

 

[AN4]

How so?

Is the site gone?

If you actually read posts in their entirety (before replying) perhaps I wouldn't have to answer these questions..

I saw that - it was a rookie error: the kid's an idiot.

A lonely idiot at that - the worst kind.



He's some fucking tulip alright.

What kind of mong pays to host a site to tell crappy jokes?

 

[Mowl]

If you actually read posts in their entirety (before replying) perhaps I wouldn't have to answer these questions..

Why?

You have something better to be doing, Jimmy?

 

[AN4]

Why?

You have something better to be doing, Jimmy?

I get the feeling when Damon starts a poll, he wants it to go the way he wants it to go, know what I mean?

Here's one of my greatest (one of many) moments on discussions.ie (in my month-long career) -

Post in thread 'Political Forums Poll' https://www.discussions.ie/threads/political-forums-poll.617/post-10678

Little did I know at the time that my tenure there would be cut brutally short