Hilarious jokes

[Daemon]

Jokes are funny. They make us laugh. Here's a funny joke.





"What did the cat who saw another cat who was sad say?

"How are you feline?"

 

[Daemon]

"What do you call Spock and Captain Kirk on holiday in Prague?"


Star Czech

 

[Mowl]

I've met twigs with more intelligence.

 

[Gerry]

Is dis Damon fella onee of dem virgins?

 

[DaveF]

 

[Mowl]

 

[Deleted member 141]

 

[AN4]

Dan is willkommen bienvenue two usernames that registered on Arsefield's over a month ago (obviously neither of them has made much of a memorable "contribution") -

Post in thread 'General Chat in The Marcus Lounge.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-in-the-marcus-lounge.1108/post-154998

Lean times, eh?

 

[Mowl]

Lean times, eh?

So what was it like being pals with clarke/connolly, Jimmy?

He - along with Wooftie, ranks as the hottest thing on the site according to the LIKES system.

I honestly can't think of a dumber, lamer, more dopey fucking cunt ever online, can you?

 

[AN4]

So what was it like being pals with clarke/connolly, Jimmy?

He - along with Wooftie, ranks as the hottest thing on the site according to the LIKES system.

I honestly can't think of a dumber, lamer, more dopey fucking cunt ever online, can you?

Eh, Connolly is #5, Woof is #1, Mad as a Fish (#3) is the only poster to have more likes than posts..

 

[Mowl]

Eh, Connolly is #5, Woof is #1, Mad as a Fish (#3) is the only poster to have more likes than posts.

You were able to list those off by rote?

Man, get a fucking life Jimmy - seriously.

 

[AN4]

You were able to list those off by rote?

Nope. Just the click of a button

Man, get a fucking life Jimmy - seriously.

 

[Mowl]

Nope. Just the click of a button

Nope - you 100% exactly know the LIKES each of them has received - in direct comparison to your own.

You sad bastard.

 

[David]

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