Yeah, there's a fair bit coming out now, isn't there
I think Bono probably only shags women (Adult Human Females). As many as he can behind the Sweetest Thing's back
It doesn't work like that in the real world, Jimmy.
Men in a position like Bono's know they're better off telling the wife
everything up front, and then giving herself the same rights to find comfort and/or fun where she likes, without judgement or question. If you think for even a minute that global names like Bono and The Wedge spoof their way across multiple liaisons, and get away with it - then you're even dumber than I thought.
For example: back when I lived in Beggar's Bush, I had a visitor one Sunday morning: her name is/was Aisling Evans, and she was The Wedege's first wife. Her best pal, a Spanish/Irish girl from Ballsbridge, had a massive crush on me after hiring me into redesign her busy little restaurant just off Baggot Street. She couldn't talk to me or look at me without flooping out and I thought it very sweet and cute.
Anyway, she knew my favourite flowers were white lilies, so she bough a few dozen of them and asked Aisling to swing by the cottage and deliver them to me this one Sunday morning in a long hot Dublin summer. I didn't know who Aisling was until my then manager told me. He owned the cottage but only used it for storing his stuff. I got free rent for simply keeping the house warm and occupied. When he said that
that was Wedge's wife, I laughed. But she was very sweet and girly, I served her tea and we sat by the front door in the sunshine, and talked about Dublin. She was thrilled to find I was from Ballyfermot, as she and her pal presumed I was from some posh neighbourhood and had attended some private school.
But the lilies were beautiful: they hadn't opened when I got them but by the time they did, I'd be in like Flynn already.
That's how the showbiz world operates, Jimmy.
Years on the road taught me all these things - and more.
How else do you think I ended up bouncing say, Camilla Henemark?
She has two enormous profiles: one in music, fashion, and modelling, and the other in politics.
She also had a long term boyfriend, but that didn't stop her taking me home.
These people don't take risks, you idiot - they make choices.
Choices based on an entirely different life view than the one you think exists
at their level.
And by theirs, I of course mean mine too.