The Music Thread (Uncensored)

[AN4]

What better song for the UNCENSORED! Music Thread than Ye's masterpiece..

 

[Man from Manchester]

Kanye is a wanker

 

[David]

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[AN4]

I dedicate this song to the Mowl. He loves to have an auld cry listening to it at night as he nods off gazing at the satellites..



!

 

[AN4]

I dedicate this song to the Mowl. He loves to have an auld cry listening to it at night as he nods off gazing at the satellites..

Gay.

True enough..

 

[AN4]

Mowl probably thought stars are satellites because of the word - satellite

 

[AN4]

Never seen a satellite, Jambo?

What is a satellite?

Poor Jimmy - he thinks it's all a conspiracy by the lizard people to fool him and replace him with a rusty old parking meter.

 

[AN4]

A vehicle belonging to the lizard people from the planet Splurghenhoffen.

They used to use pink lights, but the LGBTXYZ people put a stop to all that.

I understand.. You're done with googling today

Previously..

Mowl: Stars are satellites, right?

Google: No they aren't, you dumbfuk

 

[AN4]

LEO satellites aren't visible all through the night, because at late hours the Earth's shadow will prevent sunlight from illuminating the satellite.

He's been back googling again..

But from our angle up here in The Arctic Circle, they're part of the same parties thrown by The Northern Lights and we see them at dusk.

Jimmy, today has been a revelation: you're actually serious about this.
You're not just stupid, wrong, ignorant, and pathetic, but you're clearly single too.
Fucking shop mannequins won't satisfy you: they're solid and sharp, you might get your willy slashed off with one of those.

Try saving up your dole money to hire an aul wan type hooker to fry you a few eggs and heat up some beans.
If she's burns the toast then it'll be just like the good ol' days when your Ma was still around.
If she doesn't then you always just throw a few lengths into her before she leaves.

 

[AN4]

Wanna tell us what those lights are then, Seamus?

"Stars, satellites, it's all the same, innit." - Mowl

When I was a kid we used to lie on the roof of the shed out back spotting them passing over.

I was around seven or eight - so fairly close to your mental acumen of today.

 

[AN4]

Poor Jambo: sees the bind he's put himself in.



So no answer on that question about what YOU think those little lights are, Jimmy?
You haven't even tried to explain yourself, have you?
Disingenuous much?

Or are you already so drunk you just clocked that you've set yourself up for another fall?
Holland must love you.

If you tell me what a satellite is, I'll tell you what a star is..

 

[AN4]

See?

Rabbit holes at four and seven o'clock, Over.

What everyone sees is that I asked you what a satellite is.. and you didn't answer..

 

[AN4]

LEO satellites aren't visible all through the night, because at late hours the Earth's shadow will prevent sunlight from illuminating the satellite.

But from our angle up here in The Arctic Circle, they're part of the same parties thrown by The Northern Lights and we see them at dusk.

Your bedtime (as we've long suspected)

Nitie nite

Jimmy, today has been a revelation: you're actually serious about this.
You're not just stupid, wrong, ignorant, and pathetic, but you're clearly single too.
Fucking shop mannequins won't satisfy you: they're solid and sharp, you might get your willy slashed off with one of those.

Try saving up your dole money to hire an aul wan type hooker to fry you a few eggs and heat up some beans.
If she's burns the toast then it'll be just like the good ol' days when your Ma was still around.
If she doesn't then you always just throw a few lengths into her before she leaves.

 

[AN4]

Your hobby* is not healthy

*Stalking me

 

[AN4]

BLACKPINK 4eva!

 

[AN4]

 

[Mowl]