The Music Thread (Uncensored)

[AN4]

As Dáithí has taken to deleting posts in the censored music thread (which is ridiculously in his blog)..

This is the Uncensored Music Thread

 

[Madchester]

 

[Madchester]

Blur are fucking cunts, I want to punch Damon Albarn in the face

 

[David]

Liam seems to really hate Cockneys.

 

[David]

Manchester vs London in England seems to be a bit like the Cork vs Dublin rivalry in Ireland.

 

[David]

Reminds me of Kubrick's set in Full Metal Jacket where the Vietnamese sniper was hiding.

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[AN4]

The only reason I've been clicking on this thread lately is to mark it read

 

[David]

Ironing Maiden: 'Run To The Hills (Jambo's coming)'

One of the most timeless metal album covers ever.

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[David]

Smokie: 'Livin' Next Door To Jambo'

Back in the 90s everyone used to sing this version at weddings and parties, or at least the 'who the fuck is Alice' bit.

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[AN4]

 

[AN4]

 

[AN4]

 

[David]

Do you actually listen to this stuff, or are you just taking the piss?

 

[Mowl]

No - this is Jambo's life we're watching unfold here, and it includes:

Yazz
Cyndi Lumper
The Bangles
Taylor Swift
Susanna Hoffs
The Saturdays
The Corrs


Need I say more?

I will?

Okay - this is Jambo's music thread.

Mine's the real one.

QED

 

[AN4]

Do you actually listen to this stuff, or are you just taking the piss?

Dave, can I ask you a serious question?

Is there actually anything else to do with you other than take the piss?

 

[Mowl]

Dave, can I ask you a serious question?

Wait, it's: 'does Taylor Swift already have a boyfriend or should I write her a fan mail letter telling her I love her so much it makes me wee my pants?'

Isn't it?

Is there actually anything else to do with you other than take the piss?

There's nothing fucking else to do with the shite you come out with, you spiv loser.

We just laugh at you, and you're sad enough to hang around and take it.

 

[David]

Dave, can I ask you a serious question?

Is there actually anything else to do with you other than take the piss?

You keep posting campy pop videos aimed at a teenage female demographic.

 

[Mowl]

You keep posting campy pop videos aimed at a teenage female demographic.

He thinks these videos make him look all 'ard.

The dopey twat.

He's already fucking drunk and it's only four in the Sunday afternoon!

 

[AN4]

Do you want me to ask you again?

You're a joke pal, you're a joke of an Admin of a site

 

[Mowl]

Do you want me to ask you again?

Sure - fire away Captain Arsehole.

You're a joke pal, you're a joke of an Admin of a site

That Dutch Gold - it's a silent killer, innit.