The Music Thread (Uncensored)

[Mowl]

Pilot: 'Jambo-uary'

 

[Mowl]

Welsh Nose Pickers: 'Only Glue'

 

[Mowl]

Val 'Aul Thicko' Martian: 'Scratching'

 

[David]

Ironing Maiden: 'Run To The Hills (Jambo's coming)'

One of the most timeless metal album covers ever.

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[David]

Smokie: 'Livin' Next Door To Jambo'

Back in the 90s everyone used to sing this version at weddings and parties, or at least the 'who the fuck is Alice' bit.

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[Mowl]

One of the most timeless metal album covers ever.

Sorry: but that fucking staccato rhythm is like sandpaper on my nuts.

The singer's falsetto doesn't help either.

I know he's some smart fucker with all that flying of planes and helicopters, and all those degrees and doctorates he's earned.
It reminds me of the school dances in the gym: the Dumb & Dumber twins (Mutty Byrne/Toffee Byrne) doing their heavy metal dance while we laughed.
A right pair of knacker twats, they tried to sing along - with Dickinson's range being so far out of their range they sounded like they were dying.

Barry White: 'Let The Music Play (For Jimmy D)'

 

[Mowl]

DEVO: 'Girl U Want'

* This one's actually rather brilliant, but I know Jambo'll hate it.​

 

[Mowl]

Jambo Van Beethoven: 'Take The Skinheads Bowling'

 

[Mowl]

Cornershop: 'Brimfull Of Jambo'

 

[Mowl]

Check out Jambo clinking on the reload button like a good thing.

 

[AN4]