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Odd how Chris Cornell and that other bloke from Linkin Park (Chester Bennington - had to look it up) both died so soon after making a few mumbles about child kidnapping and rape in Hollywood. Both died of suspicious circumstances too. I mean, for what reason would a guy like Cornell have to kill himself? Money, success, a beautiful dedicated wife and kids he adored, a life of relative luxury ahead of him.

They hand themselves?
Without leaving a note?
Auto-eroticism in the same manner of Hutchence?

Hardly.

I mean, does this look like a man lining up to end his amazing rock'n'roll life and lifestyle?

 
Another song for AN4 AN4 - this time from a dancing Jew, which he loves the mostest:

Matisyahu: 'King Without A Crown'

 
It's quite a complex drum track -

No, it isn't actually.

Straight-ahead sixteenth note two-bar groove any child could play.
But I can understand why you might find it complex, Jimmy: you're an Oasis fan after all.
She's about one step up from Tony McCarroll, your bestest evah drummah.

(Mowl dreams he could play it)

Nah, Mowl tired of it after two bars.
But I know you like little girls, so at least we learned something today.
Fancy giving us a volley of KPop while you've got your underpants down around your ankles?
 
Why not just climb out of that closet, Seamus?

You're the single-most gay gay-boy online anywhere.
 
lol Poor Mowl

Mowl and poverty have precisely zero in common, Seamus.

- doesn't know why girls dance

Susannah Hoffs dances like an Egyptian, but you dance like a little girl, innit.

*He has no interest in that type of thing anyway

* Jimmy Dawson: loves All Saints, Cyndi Lauper, The Bangles, KPop, and still hasn't yet figured out his basic sexual orientation.

* He'd have his head buried in my crotch if I let him.
 
This Harry Enfield skit is spot on from what I can remember. In primary school during the 1995-96 era fellas would boast about listening to Oasis in order to seem like hard men. Being an impressionable kid at the time I went along with the pack.

"Shove your grammar, maths and geography lessons up your arse old man teacher, I'm going to be a rock star just like Liam and Noel Gallagher one day".



 
lol Poor Mowl

Mowl's richer in life than you'll ever be, Jimmy.

You're an unemployed loser who watches telly all day, then plays with his playstation all evening and into the dawn, only taking occasional breaks to post KPop and songs by The Bangles and The Spice Girls because he thinks that's all 'edgy' and hip.

Get that new telly, Jimmy: a big huge one that covers one whole wall of your bedsit.
That way you can pass the days until you die fully immersed in a fictional/virtual world with no blecks in it and nobody complaining about wypipo.

Never knows why I post a music video, can never put two and two together (no matter how obvious)

Has never cared what music videos you post, especially the ones by very little girls.

Reason: Extremely low IQ

How big a telly can you afford, Jimmy?
How big is your wall?
How much do you have to spend?
Is your play-station up to date and ship-shape?
Fresh batteries in your remote controls?
Big cold slab on the floor next to you so you don't have to stand up?
Fitted yourself with a colostomy bag so's you can piss and drive at the same time, is it?

I see you're up and at 'em on the kiddie site?
Half past ten on a Saturday morning?
Were you doing a dirty-up-all-night, was it?

Y'know, it's been a while since you mentioned Dunning-Kruger: what's up with that?
IQ? - Check!
Posting chess moves when cornered? - Check!
Using exclamation marks to soften the content of your posts on the kiddie site? - Check!
Getting Swordid to help fatten out your threads with replies about Parlon/ROC/Jews? - Check!

Personally, I think this post was a master Jambo-style move: let the kid know you're a gamer too, that way he mightn't boot you out for being a cunt:



Loser.
 
Poor Mowl, never has a clue what's going on (which is why I named the song after him)

You have the most abysmal taste in girlie music I've ever seen: same with your boy-band fascination with Liam and Noel Gallagher.

Bet you're also a B'Witched fan?



Which one's your favourite, Shay?

The twin anorexic slappers or the the wan in the fake blond hair?

Or is it Jesse himself?

Saying that I haven't bought a games console in over a decade is pretty much saying I'm not a gamer 🤣



Poor Jimmy: his whole life is gaming and posting on chat sites.

A total addict.
 
This Harry Enfield skit is spot on from what I can remember. In primary school during the 1995-96 era fellas would boast about listening to Oasis in order to seem like hard men. Being an impressionable kid at the time I went along with the pack.

"Shove your grammar, maths and geography lessons up your arse old man teacher, I'm going to be a rock star just like Liam and Noel Gallagher one day".






I tried to get the wife into Oasis but she'll only watch music videos with black lads in them.
 
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